Someone left candy outside my door while I was at work

[maks]

Fancy candy, is my secret admirer a yuppie? She should stop keeping it a seecret, I'd be all about a girlfriend right now, at least for a couple months until it gets light enough I can go to the dog park after work to meet girls

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/aEzorEH.jpg

that is fancy as fuck, my secret admirer is a yuppie I think, and I'm ok with that, I need a girl who can pay her own way on vacations

[maks]

I';m going to eat a piece, if I die rememeber I love most of you except lisa and cody, you're my people

[Wendy <3]

How do you know it's a girl that left it? :snicker:

[maks]

Because a guy would have left semen on it, duh

[Desolation]

It was me

Sorry to disappoint

[Garfield]

i noticed the razor in your photo what ever you were thinking about doing with it you should know people love and care about you and they all want you to kill yourself

[Wendy <3]

I thought guys only jizzed on pizza, not candy

[m0nde]

someone left ass candy inside lexi while he was working last night

[Skooks]

i noticed the razor in your photo what ever you were thinking about doing with it you should know people love and care about you and they all want you to kill yourself

Don't be so morbid, that's just his cocaine razor.

[m0nde]

marks, you shoud invite iwascurel over for valentines and do coccaine with her

[maks]

I haven't done coke in like 2 years, that razor is for pills.

[juji]

Poisoned chocolate

[m0nde]

I haven't done coke in like 2 years, that razor is for pills.

meet up with curel and that'll change right quick

[Dustin]

But did you ever figure out who it was?

[Dustin]

Those also look dank

[maks]

But did you ever figure out who it was?

Not a goddamn clue. I thought maybe my drinking buddy Tracy but she's made it quite clear she's not interested in me, drunkenly hitting on her is met with :stare:, even slept in her bed a couple of times when I was too tanked to drive home and nothing happened

[Dustin]

Lol maybe one day she'll come around. Did you at least eat them?

[clay]

probably drunk puppies, dudes trying to fuck everyone on this board

[maks]

Lol maybe one day she'll come around. Did you at least eat them?

of course


probably drunk puppies, dudes trying to fuck everyone on this board

he could just ask, I'd probably go for it if I was drunk enough and I often am

[Autistic Spectrum]

i sent lily enyna cd's for valentines day

[Wendy <3]

Maybe it was the cat avatar guy she does stuff like that because she's a huge slut with a big hole

[Bev.]

Maybe it was the cat avatar guy she does stuff like that because she's a huge slut with a big hole

your so right i sent the candy

[m0nde]

fuck off back to the juggalo ghetto, bev -- log off

[Bev.]

fuck off back to the juggalo ghetto, bev -- log off

retard retard

[Autistic Spectrum]

such a classy lady

[maks]

suck my cork bev

[m0nde]

someone left a gallon of nigger semen inside lexi's ass :ponder: