i heard there was a shortage of not funny on these forums

[F4]

it was probably a lie though

[Garfield]

i heard there was a shortage of replies in your thread

[rubycalaber]

what the fuck does the F4 key even do

[maks]

what the fuck does the F4 key even do

hold alt and press it, preferably when you've spent a long time working on something you haven't saved

[stalker virus]

quick someone give me their keyboard i want to practice hitting keys

[maks]

mac users should hit cmd-q

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/QrrXC.gif

[jon]

quick someone give me their keyboard i want to practice hitting keys

http://soundrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Hitting-Keys.jpeg

[stalker virus]

exxxclusive shot of clay talking shit online

[kid_dj]

homestuck porn of a guy with a sepia filtered dick with a green horn and glowing balls

[lnopia the great]

i have a tanned dick

[fags on parade]

homestuck porn of a guy with a sepia filtered dick with a green horn and glowing balls

[Door User]

Hello I'm not funny and I'm looking for a fight

[maks]

Hello I'm not funny and I'm looking for a fight

you've come to the right place

[rubycalaber]

hey marks yesterday some really weird shit happened where I think I accidentally hit some sort of sticky-keys like key combination by accident since it was like caps lock was stuck on when I didnt have it on and when I left clicked on a link it automatically opened another firefox window and my scrollwheel was now the back and forward through page histories button and then after a minute it reverted to not being fucked up do you know what I did so I can avoid doing it again or is it just kristana being mental as per usual

[maks]

hey marks yesterday some really weird shit happened where I think I accidentally hit some sort of sticky-keys like key combination by accident since it was like caps lock was stuck on when I didnt have it on and when I left clicked on a link it automatically opened another firefox window and my scrollwheel was now the back and forward through page histories button and then after a minute it reverted to not being fucked up do you know what I did so I can avoid doing it again or is it just kristana being mental as per usual

If I had to guess I'd say your shift key was stuck. try to aim away from the keyboard when you masturbate.

[rubycalaber]

oh wow yeah that does make sense, and I guess I unfucked it by hitting it again

is there some sort of 1337 hacker trick where you hold like ctrl and l at the same time or whatever while pressing shift so it stays shift'd if you let it go? that sounds like the kind of useless awful piece of shit thing someone would think was a good idea to put on a computer

[maks]

oh wow yeah that does make sense, and I guess I unfucked it by hitting it again

is there some sort of 1337 hacker trick where you hold like ctrl and l at the same time or whatever while pressing shift so it stays shift'd if you let it go? that sounds like the kind of useless awful piece of shit thing someone would think was a good idea to put on a computer

other than capslock? no, not that I know of, but anything's possible with that weird ass alienware keyboard. Sometimes keys just get stuck 'on', even if the button isn't physically pressed down.

[maks]

there's also a windows feature called stickykeys but you're a gamer I'm sure you got kicked out of a game at some point and raged and told it NEVER FUCKING DO THAT SHIT AGAIN like everyone else

[rubycalaber]

stickykeys, filterkeys and caret browsing, the trifecta of annoying things no one ever wants to use but you still turn on by accident

[maks]

If a handicapped person is able to hit the shift key 5 times rapidly to enable stickeykeys why does he even need stickeykeys

[rubycalaber]

disabled people have the right to be annoyed by stupid computer bullshit just as much as ablebody people

[jon]

left shift key glued down with ancient mac n cheese

[rubycalaber]

I cum mac and cheese

[Camoron]

i ws gonna post in this thread but it really sucks but i just did anyway