Need a new forum

[ObedientGirl69]

this one is too lame

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't belive you got locked back up lisa,j ,while marco runs free

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=18

lisa post here about shape shifting replite aliens who have invaned every aspect of earth's power structure(why am i explaining this to you since you are one of them)

[steveyos YOLO]

There's always fjs and stevey would be happy to see his old forum buddy

[Dirty Beatle]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=18

lisa post here about shape shifting replite aliens who have invaned every aspect of earth's power structure(why am i explaining this to you since you are one of them)
I'm sorry but you people are retarded

These forum suck

[Autistic Spectrum]

lksa i lvoe you

[steveyos YOLO]

lksa i lvoe you

[Autistic Spectrum]

Hello Members

I am a Child of the Dragon, a reptilian soul in a human bodycar.
I am German, my english is not good but i hope i can express myself in english to.
May i get some answers here or find other reptilian Souls in human Bodys to find out whats going on on Mother Earth.

May all the cruel stuff is true, but they are no reptilians like me, they are vampires, Snakes and most of them are only unascendet humans with pervertet mind.
Its a shame that People took all non Human Souls in one Bag and kick it, but i understand the fear and the reaktions.

My Body is human but with special olfaktoric senses. There are some Organic differences, to see for everybody who knows where to watch.
The trigeminus Nerv is involved in a spezial organ. There are 2 holes in the palate Bone where the nerv is ending.
This Organ and the speziel cognition was not aktive always. I had a bad Trigeminus Nerv-neurologic-trouble an a lot of heavy pain while the system was aktiviting.

Now i mastered the troubles with this new organ and i can use it for empathic cognition. Emotions seem to be similar behavior to magnetic quality and so the organ make able to smell emotions.
I cant explain all the funktions of the organ, incause there are no words for this. The most use of this repilian organ is for empathic abilitys and them are out of the mind in condition state of still Thouths.

Once the People open there Heart and let the Energy flow in a toroidal System, they aktivate a selfrunning energiebody, a Merkabah that stops nesessery of Vampirissmus.
My reptilian Agenda is helping humans to enlighten themselfes, to stop the troubles in the world by helping growing consciousness whith changing the Energyflow in the chakrasystem.
This energyflow accompany a new operating sytem for the brain, that allows to link in other systems, to use the bond for a new awareness in a Multinetwork including Animals, Plants, Krystalls and compatibel emotional beeings.

This is a Step out of Slavery by the Powersystem of unawake Energy Predators.
Dont forgett you are a Powerful Godness in Sleep, awake in the Community of cosmic Souls.
Empathie is the Key to the Universe

Im sorry for my bad english.
Drahcir

[Dirty Beatle]

can't belive you got locked back up lisa,j ,while marco runs free

It's because of the same fuckhead

What's the point when everyone especially him is too hod damn stupid, I mean it's embarrassing to even look at him try so fucking hard.

I mean he's fucking puke worthy

[Dirty Beatle]

I like the bit about them being in "human bodycars" that was especially retarded... I need to go away from retards in this forum and go hang out with fucking brain dead fuckwits like that, thanks dp.

[Autistic Spectrum]

a reptilian soul in a human bodycar.

[Dirty Beatle]

Got to find out what's going on mother earth

[rootbeer]

Lisa just kill yourself

[Dirty Beatle]

Lisa just kill yourself

Stop trying so hard you're a joke, a very lame try hard joke

[rootbeer]

Eat all your pills nobody will miss you

[rootbeer]

Do everybody a favor

[steveyos YOLO]

That's my friend you fucktard

[maks]

lisa's bodycar has a bad catalytic converter that's why her snatch smells like rotten eggs

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa's bodycar has a bad catalytic converter that's why her snatch smells like rotten eggs

What are you 6 years old?

[Dirty Beatle]

Eat all your pills nobody will miss you

Try harder

[maks]

lisa's vagina reeks of fire and brimstone because it's literally the mouth to hell

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa's vagina reeks of fire and brimstone because it's literally the mouth to hell

Aww that's so cute

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's body car goes vroom vroom but it leaking a gunky red liquaoud out of her oil hole might have to stick my dip stick in her body car to figure out what's what

[Dirty Beatle]

No I stopped having my two periods in one week and finished ovulating like yesterday or something

[Autistic Spectrum]

why where you having 2 periods each week i don't understand your body lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

why where you having 2 periods each week i don't understand your body lisa

Because I stopped taking the pill that prevented me from procreating with a broken dicked slob

And you dp? How buxom are you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

why would you stop taking the pill where you trying to have an anchor baby with rootbeer

[Dirty Beatle]

why would you stop taking the pill where you trying to have an anchor baby with rootbeer

No I did not want a baby with rootbeer hence me starting to take the pill before he got here... I mean the chump kept missing all over the place so it probably wouldn't have mattered but better safe than sorry.

[Autistic Spectrum]

dyi tie your own tubes way cheeper than the pill, less blood, well less blood over the long term anyway

[Dirty Beatle]

I mean between his premature ejaculations and issues with his mum molesting him as he claimed I mean he'd probably jizz all over a baby if he had one (when Debra pushes the next one out if her giant slop hole that even the worst marksman couldn't miss) and that was always a concern to be avoided.

[Dirty Beatle]

Wouldn't want to be party to that

[Autistic Spectrum]

that could have been your baby, your not getting any younger lisa :time: you gotta push one out soon,

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you drive up to tim's chicken farm i am pretty sure he will raw dog you, and you can finally give birth to the first rubynet baby

[Dirty Beatle]

that could have been your baby, your not getting any younger lisa :time: you gotta push one out soon,

Yeah got time

And not a broken dicked fucktard slob's kid, that's more for the likes of the Debrahs in this world.

[Dirty Beatle]

if you drive up to tim's chicken farm i am pretty sure he will raw dog you, and you can finally give birth to the first rubynet baby
Tim is too young and dumb to be a prospective father. I'd fuck him until I was limping though.

[Dirty Beatle]

And like I'm pretty sure Tim's dick works and he knows how to stick it in things and fuck them.

[Dirty Beatle]

Oh tim

I want your babies

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i don't think he will want to be a father or even pay you child support but i am pretty sure he will put his seed into your belly,

[Dirty Beatle]

I want to use his penis

[Autistic Spectrum]

i found these horrible comics online lisa,,

http://i.imgur.com/cKHaP.jpg

[steveyos YOLO]

Lisa stop being so obscene and graphic or we can't be friends anymore

[ObedientGirl69]

Lisa stop being so obscene and graphic or we can't be friends anymore

I can't

It's not a patch on dp's comics or what I'm reading ATM

I mean I was just sitting around discussing Tim's cock with dp, nothing to get too upset about Wendy

[ObedientGirl69]

It's like epic tales of what ever happened to the bogeymen who shoved straws up virgin's urethras and ate their period blood... yep, need to know what happened to the bogeymen.

[cody lundin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32BBmzB3yic

^^ this was actually filmed inside lisas vagina

[timmy]

Rawdog or die

[rootbeer]

Lisa your pussy is busted, keep making up things about my dick. You are lucky an old man with lung cancer will fuck you after you pay him for the worlds worst weed.I bet you cough all over each other lol

[rootbeer]

Hell you would be lucky if a meth head knocked u up, oh wait

[timmy]

shrek

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa fucks entire biker gangs for dime bags of brick weed

[steveyos YOLO]

Hell you would be lucky if a meth head knocked u up, oh wait

Yet you paid thousands of dollars just for the chance to jerk off all over her :glick:

[Autistic Spectrum]

broken gentails club

[cody lundin]

broken gentails club

wow thanakds

[ObedientGirl69]

lisa fucks entire biker gangs for dime bags of brick weed

Only if they shave... I hate biker beards

[ObedientGirl69]

Lisa your pussy is busted, keep making up things about my dick. You are lucky an old man with lung cancer will fuck you after you pay him for the worlds worst weed.I bet you cough all over each other lol

You're retarded.

Yeah I've bumped hips with Darren a few times (and his g/f too once for the record). 1. He's a hell of a lot hotter than you. 2. He has a large attractive cock. 3. He knows how to fuck.

I've got some nice weed today too.

Also darryn doesn't have lung cancer, he's fitter than you.... I'll grant one thing though... the guy is no genius lol but I'm not really interested in discussing string theory with him anyway if you know what I mean lol.

[rootbeer]

No one cares Lisa just kill yourself

[rootbeer]

You should be proud your dying drug dealer fucked you

[Dirty Beatle]

You should be proud your dying drug dealer fucked youeh he's like 40 something

but he's fitter than you and we're all dying you pathetic loser

he's just one of countless people I've had sex with Sherman because I've had sex with more than 2 people in my life.

[rootbeer]

You have no concept of being fit you drink coke and smoke ditch weed all day you disgusting whore. Go take ur busted hole somewhere else

[maks]

with two degrees you'd think she would have had an easier time finding a new forum

[rootbeer]

I wish I broke your crooked nose before I left like all your other partners did :)

[Dirty Beatle]

You have no concept of being fit you drink coke and smoke ditch weed all day you disgusting whore. Go take ur busted hole somewhere elseI'm fitter than you. You're fat, you smoke and you take steroids.

Unlike you I never got that disgustingly fat in my entire life, gross

[rootbeer]

You can't even experienced happiness anymore because you ruined your brain with hard drugs dumb ass

[Dirty Beatle]

then why am I laughing at how pathetic you look to me?

[rootbeer]

It's called bipolar. You are going to be crying in ten minutes

[rootbeer]

Suicide is painless just go for it

[Dirty Beatle]

*YAWN*

I don't have bipolar

and you cry about 20 times a day which is 18 times more than I cry in a day

[rootbeer]

Lisa everyone wants you to die, just put your head under Daniels tire or something

[Dirty Beatle]

like honestly I couldn't stand living with you because all you did was prematurely ejaculate, jerk off constantly, the 2nd worst fuck I've ever had and I've fucked more people than could be counted, look unattractive, smell bad, like honestly the first time I smelt your breath I had to run away from you because I was literally going to spew and also you just cried all the fucking time.

[Dirty Beatle]

I was ashamed to even introduce you to anyone lol

I found you so unattractive that I didn't even want to suck your cock

[rootbeer]

You lie about everyone, I doubt your family ever hurt you like you cry about constantly especially when u drink. You just play the victim when in reality you are a sociopathic little brat

[Dirty Beatle]

Taylor (a spunky young chicken older and fitter than you Sherman) who accidently saw you naked (the poor guy) said you looked like a fat old man LOL

[rootbeer]

I was ashamed to even introduce you to anyone lol

I found you so unattractive that I didn't even want to suck your cock

You don't even have friends lisa, I would beg you to go out and make friends

[Dirty Beatle]

nice try sherman but everyone knows I'm not lying lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

hello you two :wink:

[Dirty Beatle]

You don't even have friends lisa, I would beg you to go out and make friendsmy friends would invite me somewhere and I didn't want to go because I would have had to bring you and frankly I would have been embarrassed to introduce you to anyone as my b/f.

[rootbeer]

nice try sherman but everyone knows I'm not lying lol

Your family texted you and wrote you letters trying to be nice and you just act like a spoiled cunt demanding the world when you deserve nothing

[rootbeer]

Appologize to Daniel and kill yourself

[Dirty Beatle]

Your family texted you and wrote you letters trying to be nice and you just act like a spoiled cunt demanding the world when you deserve nothingactually I demanded nothing from them at all

you told me your mum molested you sexually.

I've got court on Friday because I've reported my father AGAIN. Getting an interim order on him so he's not allowed to call me anytime of year.

What do you do about stuff aside from just sponge off your parents and call your mum a disgusting crazy freak and tell everyone she molested you? Just wondering Sherman. Are you gonna introduce your kids to your molesting mother? The same woman who paid for your fucking holiday around the world? Yep. I sent you home remember after I found out that your parents were paying for everything.

[Dirty Beatle]

Daniel needs to appologise to me or never come anywhere near me ever again. End of story.

I'm not gonna say it's ok to any of those fucking losers for them to bash me. They are pathetic losers. I'll talk to whoever I want and not to pathetic piece of shit losers.

[rootbeer]

Lisa you are on welfare and you haven't had a job in years, you fuck for ditch weed lol

[Dirty Beatle]

Lisa you are on welfare and you haven't had a job in years, you fuck for ditch weed lolactually I've had more jobs than you in the past couple of years.

Also yep, I sucked a big nice functional cock that fucked me until I was limping for 2 days and smoked weed. I'd do it again too. What's your point?

[rootbeer]

Call Daniel and your dad and appologize. Then eat all your pills and go to sleep

[Dirty Beatle]

Call Daniel and your dad and appologize. Then eat all your pills and go to sleepum no thanks

are you going to call your mum and apologise for prematurely ejaculating at her, telling everyonbe she molested you and is a crazy freak and then literally taking thousands of dollars off her so you could fly to the other side of the world to lose your virginity because no other woman would touch you (aside from your mother of course)?

[rootbeer]

Cool story bro

[rootbeer]

Lisa why do you think all these men beat you? Is it coincidence?

[Dirty Beatle]

all these men?

yeah I pick em

so did you ever work through the issues of me "abusing" you?

[Dirty Beatle]

ah, it's nice that you come see me in my section sherman and we have these little catch ups.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol pls do this for like 5 more pages i jizze din my pantns,

[rootbeer]

all these men?

yeah I pick em

so did you ever work through the issues of me "abusing" you?
yes, you used to ask me to hit you
you are literally insane

[Autistic Spectrum]

um no thanks

are you going to call your mum and apologise for prematurely ejaculating at her, telling everyonbe she molested you and is a crazy freak and then literally taking thousands of dollars off her so you could fly to the other side of the world to lose your virginity because no other woman would touch you (aside from your mother of course)?

this post is pretty good but so are all the others ones i want to pick a favoritve but i can't

[rootbeer]

i never did though much to your displeasure

[rootbeer]

lisa if you died right now nobody would care

[ObedientGirl69]

yes, you used to ask me to hit you
you are literally insaneha

I DARED you to hit me when you started screaming at me that you weren't going to hit me (for some insane crazy random reason). I DARED you to try it... if you had you would have seen what would happen before you were knocked unconscious and beaten to a bloody pulp by some bitch with battered wife syndrome seeing red.

It's not the same thing as asking someone to hit you. Not the same thing at all.

[Lexi Persimmons]

rooty, does lisa smell bad? she looks like she really smells bad.

[maks]

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like honestly I couldn't stand living with you because all you did was prematurely ejaculate, jerk off constantly, the 2nd worst fuck I've ever had and I've fucked more people than could be counted, look unattractive, smell bad, like honestly the first time I smelt your breath I had to run away from you because I was literally going to spew and also you just cried all the fucking time.




Your family texted you and wrote you letters trying to be nice and you just act like a spoiled cunt demanding the world when you deserve nothing




actually I demanded nothing from them at all

you told me your mum molested you sexually.

I've got court on Friday because I've reported my father AGAIN. Getting an interim order on him so he's not allowed to call me anytime of year.

What do you do about stuff aside from just sponge off your parents and call your mum a disgusting crazy freak and tell everyone she molested you? Just wondering Sherman. Are you gonna introduce your kids to your molesting mother? The same woman who paid for your fucking holiday around the world? Yep. I sent you home remember after I found out that your parents were paying for everything.




Daniel needs to appologise to me or never come anywhere near me ever again. End of story.

I'm not gonna say it's ok to any of those fucking losers for them to bash me. They are pathetic losers. I'll talk to whoever I want and not to pathetic piece of shit losers.




yes, you used to ask me to hit you
you are literally insane

[ObedientGirl69]

rooty, does lisa smell bad? she looks like she really smells bad.oh I smell better than him

sniff it bitch

[maks]

of course she smells bad look at her hair it doesn't get that greasy unless you skip like 2 weeks worth of showers

[ObedientGirl69]

of course she smells bad look at her hair it doesn't get that greasy unless you skip like 2 weeks worth of showersI try not to wash my hair everyday because it goes all frizzy and stands on end like a mad scientist

[ObedientGirl69]

I don;t skip more than a day without a shower... I think maybe I have gone like 3 days without a shower before but I hadn't noticed because I didn;t smell bad yet

[herpreader]

lisa

[ObedientGirl69]

I think my poo smells pretty bad sometimes, I hate pooing because it smells bad

also I've woken up with breath that smelt like I ate a poo, spewed it back up and then used the vomit as mouth wash

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Goldmine

[Lexi Persimmons]

we sent rooty as an assassin and he failed.

[Dirty Beatle]

lisastevyos

[Dirty Beatle]

we sent rooty as an assassin and he failed.NEXT!

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is the best thread in months :cry:

[maks]

I try not to wash my hair everyday because it goes all frizzy and stands on end like a mad scientist

oh I see, that's why your hair is so greasy, it's because you wash it regularly. mystery solved.

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevyos

is herp reader stevey os? lisa how do you know more about rubynet then me,,,, or your totally wrong and that's not steveyos666 at all

[maks]

herpreader is actually my friend brian

[Autistic Spectrum]

actually I demanded nothing from them at all

you told me your mum molested you sexually.

I've got court on Friday because I've reported my father AGAIN. Getting an interim order on him so he's not allowed to call me anytime of year.

What do you do about stuff aside from just sponge off your parents and call your mum a disgusting crazy freak and tell everyone she molested you? Just wondering Sherman. Are you gonna introduce your kids to your molesting mother? The same woman who paid for your fucking holiday around the world? Yep. I sent you home remember after I found out that your parents were paying for everything.

lol where did you think he got all his money from .. making let's play minecraft videos

[timmy]

this is pretyy sad, rootbeer you should kill yourselfm,
lisa, you should wash your hair and take good care of it and straighten it so you can look good for this forum, then maybe, maybe i wont kill you after im done raping you

[Autistic Spectrum]

You can't even experienced happiness anymore because you ruined your brain with hard drugs dumb ass

lisa what hard drugs do you do, meth, cociane, herion, do you huff gas, you ever dabble in needle drugs, lisa i am very worried now

[cag]

Lisa tell me about rootys cock. How bigdid it smell gross and how often did he try to have sex with you. More lisa podcasts the Sherman edition

[Autistic Spectrum]

ha

I DARED you to hit me when you started screaming at me that you weren't going to hit me (for some insane crazy random reason). I DARED you to try it... if you had you would have seen what would happen before you were knocked unconscious and beaten to a bloody pulp by some bitch with battered wife syndrome seeing red.

It's not the same thing as asking someone to hit you. Not the same thing at all.

rootbeer how many mental breakdowns did you have on penguin island and how many mental breakdowns did lisa have , was it a 50/50 split of mental breakdowns or did lisa have 3 or 4 a day while you had 5 or 6 ,, what's the spread of mental breakdowns, need 2 know for my stageplay, i am writing about all of this, calling it the ballad of bogan a swamp tale,

[Autistic Spectrum]

off broadway here i come,

[Dirty Beatle]

Sherman Ricards

you also want to be VERY CAREFUL about what you think you can do with any pictures you took of me without my knowledge or consent

I'd hate for your sake for anything to turn up anywhere I or anyone I know could see it ie. publically

[Dirty Beatle]

rootbeer how many mental breakdowns did you have on penguin island and how many mental breakdowns did lisa have , was it a 50/50 split of mental breakdowns or did lisa have 3 or 4 a day while you had 5 or 6 ,, what's the spread of mental breakdowns, need 2 know for my stageplay, i am writing about all of this, calling it the ballad of bogan a swamp tale,oh he won hands down in that department

I mean I know I'm no emotional genius but he cried more than anyone I've ever been with and more than I do easily

[Autistic Spectrum]

need to see these pics willing to pay 3 reps,

[Dirty Beatle]

Sherman Ricards

you also want to be VERY CAREFUL about what you think you can do with any pictures you took of me without my knowledge or consent

I'd hate for your sake for anything to turn up anywhere I or anyone I know could see it ie. publicallyand I told you that in no uncertain terms from the get go

[Dirty Beatle]

need to see these pics willing to pay 3 reps,if you do pm to me

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you clearly signed rootbeers waiver before he took videos and picture of him jizzing uncontrollably all over your brown vagina

[Dirty Beatle]

I'll pay for any actual pics of my brown folds

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you do pm to me

lisa you better take a few pictures of your vagina just so i can make sure there really you,

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa you clearly signed rootbeers waiver before he took videos and picture of him jizzing uncontrollably all over your brown vaginalol

no I told him he wasn't allowed to take any and I checked periodically with him and made him delete any he fessed up to

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa you better take a few pictures of your vagina just so i can make sure there really you,well I will be able to confirm or deny if they are me easily enough lol

[Dirty Beatle]

I'll pay for any actual pics of my brown folds

[Autistic Spectrum]

hahaha because he never saw a vagina in person before he kept taking pictures lmao , like your pussy is the syndery opera house , lisa's pussy is a natntial landmark on penguin island

[Autistic Spectrum]

i bought a mini inflaatble bathtub at the sounvienr shop

[herpreader]

here's a hint aboot who I am I can't even fucking read even cag posts any more I hate this boring shit so much

[Dirty Beatle]

hahaha because he never saw a vagina irl before in person before he kept taking pictures lmao , like your pussy is the syndery opera house , lisa's pussy is a natntial landmark on penguin islandno

but he did take pictures and video when I wasn't looking and when I was drunk but I told him after I made him show me what he said he had to delete it.

anyway pm anything... he made some claim a little earlier that he had pics of my fat folds or something... my fat folds? :S

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Lisa are you developmentally/mentally ill?

[Dirty Beatle]

Lisa are you developmentally/mentally ill?I'm mentally ill as in a suffer from depression and have suicidal ideation at times

I am developmentally emotionally stunted

I have a high IQ... like kick ass high like I am right now *smokes joint*

[cag]

Lisa podcast the sherman edition pretty please for my birthday present

[herpreader]

osh kosh bimothafuckingosh cag cag cag cag posts on the new York NY and I am so I am so I am so that is not be able to the new York NY to the new year and I am so I am so I am

[Dirty Beatle]

Lisa podcast the sherman edition pretty please for my birthday presentlol

I'll wrap this whole thread up for you and bump it on your birthday with a happy bitchday cag attached to it

[herpreader]

cag posts and I am so I am so so I am so

[Dirty Beatle]

osh kosh bimothafuckingosh cag cag cag cag posts on the new York NY and I am so I am so I am so that is not be able to the new York NY to the new year and I am so I am so I am*slap*

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey i negged repped when i though you where some dirty lurker like zlister/spacedoplhin/donny

[herpreader]

cag can be found at all times in my bed right about now I know what I want to do with my mom and I don't think you should know about it but you know what I want you to know how I love my family and I don't think I've just started following you can

[herpreader]

REP

[herpreader]

dude zlister is cool he posts at fjs and makes gifs and cool sounds and it's all gonna be in the fjs art section whenever the fuck fanfare stops being a little BITCH

[herpreader]

lisa I am not sure if you are the other use

[maks]

where has fanfare been did he cut off his ear yet

[steveyos YOLO]

cag can be found at all times in my bed right about now I know what I want to do with my mom and I don't think you should know about it but you know what I want you to know how I love my family and I don't think I've just started following you can

[herpreader]

lisa I don't like you know that I love you and I don't think I've been so happy my mind is blown up with you in your mouth shut up you are the best thing ever is when you get a follow back please follow me please I love you so much for the first time in the world to see my baby boy is the worst feeling in your arms is Friday

[herpreader]

fanfare of Atlanta Georgia is not going away for the summer holidays I am going to get the hell up to see him and then we will be the best thing ever invented by a girl with her husband

[cag]

Steveys revenge

[Autistic Spectrum]

my mom molsted me and all i got was this trip to penguin island

[cag]

I just ate a 8 oz filet minion naked and I am too full to move.

[cag]

Help me stevey im stuffed full of savory meat

[Autistic Spectrum]

8oz's of meat is more than your boyfriends 1/2 oucne of meat

[herpreader]

Help me stevey im stuffed full of savory meat

dude, you will not have been able to make this decision and the best of their new movie himself as he had just finished reading this article and ezine publishing guidelines you don't like this article, I know, it is not just because I know you

[Dirty Beatle]

my mom molsted me and all i got was this trip to penguin islandlol

[Dirty Beatle]

I just ate a 8 oz filet minion naked and I am too full to move.that's because that's the size of your entire torso

[cag]

More than anyone on this forum except tim which is great because hes abnormally short with abnormally large penis. Probably the biggest of the entire forum and it is too big

[Dirty Beatle]

stevey i negged repped when i though you where some dirty lurker like zlister/spacedoplhin/donny

a dirty lurker.... I've called them worse

[herpreader]

lisa's. the most important thing in my life, I am going to make sure I have the ability to make money, I know that I have to make money, I can see it happening in my head

[herpreader]

my dick is conveinent ly small as hell

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa I don't like you know that I love you and I don't think I've been so happy my mind is blown up with you in your mouth shut up you are the best thing ever is when you get a follow back please follow me please I love you so much for the first time in the world to see my baby boy is the worst feeling in your arms is Fridaywell that's a lot

I'm probably not going to have your babies and just kind of move over here ok?

*moves away from post a bit just in case it gets me pregnant*

[cag]

I wonder who has the most average boring cock of the forum

[herpreader]

I wish this A.I.type floatnsplit keyboard was better, aybe it isn't t99 has ehhhhhh yeah n0

[Dirty Beatle]

More than anyone on this forum except tim which is great because hes abnormally short with abnormally large penis. Probably the biggest of the entire forum and it is too bigI know

he'd like rearrange your organs

[herpreader]

my dicj isn't even five inches I don't think its even four but oh my g-d I can literally cum across my room and my room is like 30 feet lomg

[herpreader]

I can't pleasure a female but my dick sure ain't broken I can cover your entire neighborhood in fjs special edition lindens without breaking a sweat

[herpreader]

I can get any female on earth pregnant from where I stand

[herpreader]

who needs a big dick when you can kill a girl with cum amirite (more like kill a boy (I'm gay(o)))

[Dirty Beatle]

I wonder who has the most average boring cock of the forumFlag because there is nothing wrong with it at all, like a great little size and shape... like a perfect little penis... I imagine... under all the wrinkles... like if you pull the wrinkles back and have at it

[Dirty Beatle]

how far along the age spectrum do you want to include?

I'll try and arrange a line up and we can discuss this in greater detail cag

[herpreader]

cag I think I can see that it was not until I think you should come to my house and Senate bills.

[herpreader]

lisa is a good example of how much money you can make get the chance to see it in action on your phone

[herpreader]

fanfare in the morning and then you should consider when choosing the right type of person that I think is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good

[herpreader]

VAP

[herpreader]

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[herpreader]

going to sleep bye

[Gentleman Doli]

tihs fucking thread lol

[Gentleman Doli]

im glad lisa and rotber desided to work out there differences in the herpetarium

[Dirty Beatle]

right doli and steveyos

post cocks or GTFO

cag and I are trying to work out who has the most average boring penis

[cag]

Did shermans dick smell like cheese

[cag]

He looks fat so im assuming his dick smells like cheese

[Autistic Spectrum]

my dicks bigger than tims and not as curved, not going to show either of your nasty bitches becaus i belve in a little thing called chirstan modesty

[cag]

If I wanted to know I would have asked but I want to know mre a out shermans genitals

[ObedientGirl69]

my dicks bigger than tims and not as curved, not going to show either of your nasty bitches becaus i belve in a little thing called chirstan modestyjesus got his cock out all the time

you can not weigh into the debate about who has the most average boring cock unless you show us yours, it's just the rules

*hides ruler*

[cag]

Something tells me sherman would love to have his balls tied while he pranced around like a big pink pony

[ObedientGirl69]

If I wanted to know I would have asked but I want to know mre a out shermans genitalsit's too small to be the most average boring cock, it's a freak cock because of that reason alone

[ObedientGirl69]

Something tells me sherman would love to have his balls tied while he pranced around like a big pink ponyhe will like anything you tell him to like

[Autistic Spectrum]

what's rootys lenght and girth, need exaxt mesurements here, working on an offboardway show

[cag]

With sweat trickling down his cute little miss piggy piggy face

[cag]

Dp is a filthy fucking moleman that lives underneath the earth

[Autistic Spectrum]

i got stopped at the gorcery store once when i wore tight jeans becasue they thought i was stealing stuff, but it was just my enouriuus cock, boy where they embarssed when i showed the scertity garud what i had shoved down my pants

[cag]

A moleman that hides groceries in his pants and says its his dick. ^__^

[cag]

I imagine you with a body like monde and a huge dick.

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't be mad because i make more money than a fish monger have bigger dick and don't belive the moon landing was faked, the world takes all kinds cag

[cag]

Moleman porn lmao

[cag]

Im not mad because youre awesone little moleman with very funny joke.

[cag]

What im saying ia you make up for your molemaness witg your personality

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i hired an assassin from a mexican drug gang to kill you i hope you don't minmd

[Autistic Spectrum]

found him on the dark net, only cost 3.56292 bit coins

[cag]

Omg! That is really fucking rude. I cant believe you would say that

[cag]

Mean moleman cag assasin hirerer

[Autistic Spectrum]

mr mole is your boyfriend and your mrs mole and you 2 live in a mole hole, mr and mrs mole

[Autistic Spectrum]

this all harkens back to my theory on how the horents nest got in your vagina, it was once underground in your mole tunnels and they thought your hole was a just another mole hole so they set up shop in there

[Dirty Beatle]

I imagine you with a body like monde and a huge dick.

What is happening here is that you are imagining Sid naked and because he has a small dick you're imagining he has a big dick

Dp is still hiding his shame not because he's really casual about it being huge like he is trying to make out, in fact I dare to venture the truth of dp's penis matter does not in anyway, shape or form shape up to be anything other than a small dick that he is too ashamed to show

[Dirty Beatle]

Once a middle aged transvestite came into tiny chat and when they spoke with a deep voice it gave dp a little erection

True story

[Autistic Spectrum]

my dick is rather large and let me tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be, can't sit on a toliet, have to hover if the waters 2 high, lot of problems, forget moring wood gotta wait till that shit goes away before you can leave the house, might scare somebody at the gas station

[Autistic Spectrum]

speaking of middle aged transvsites where is OB,

[cag]

mr mole is your boyfriend and your mrs mole and you 2 live in a mole hole, mr and mrs mole

If you wanna ser a moleman look in the mirror buster. You burrow out into the world, see your own shadow than burrow back to your mole hole to make 20000 more posts. Dp is the moleman and he posts alot

[cag]

This thread is about shermans cock because its funny and broken.

[Dirty Beatle]

If you wanna ser a moleman look in the mirror buster. You burrow out into the world, see your own shadow than burrow back to your mole hole to make 20000 more posts. Dp is the moleman and he posts alot

Wtf are you talking about?

He's just some loser with a small dick posting in my topic in my section in my forum.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag lives in a mole hole and posts way way more than i do, if you took all her accounts it would add up to over 9 millon posts all from her mole hole

[Dirty Beatle]

This thread is about shermans cock because its funny and broken.

Debra the local swamp whore breeding dump's vag is so vacuous that she fanny farted (fanny means vagina in Aussie language) and on implode it sucked up all the jizz in the general area of her giant slop hole Sherman had managed to spoof everywhere and some in the general area of her cunt and now he's as happy as a shrek in a swamp and she's as happy as a bush pig in mud ( it's actually quite dusty and dry near her house and the mud is made from a mixture of Sherman's jizz and her twat snot that oozes from her great hole and of course the seasonal breaking of her waters before yet another baby drops out of it followed by the after birth that one of her other 5 children accidentally slip on in the muck filled kitchen she was stuffing her face in when it all happened.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you sound upset that rootbeer found true love with someone other than you lisa, jelaous as hell

[cag]

Debra the local swamp whore breeding dump's vag is so vacuous that she fanny farted (fanny means vagina in Aussie language) and on implode it sucked up all the jizz in the general area of her giant slop hole Sherman had managed to spoof everywhere and some in the general area of her cunt and now he's as happy as a shrek in a swamp and she's as happy as a bush pig in mud ( it's actually quite dusty and dry near her house and the mud is made from a mixture of Sherman's jizz and her twat snot that oozes from her great hole and of course the seasonal breaking of her waters before yet another baby drops out of it followed by the after birth that one of her other 5 children accidentally slip on in the muck filled kitchen she was stuffing her face in when it all happened.

Her vagina is actually an anus that shits fatherless children

[Dirty Beatle]

you sound upset that rootbeer found true love with someone other than you lisa, jelaous as hell

He follows his dreams

Does it sound like I want a part of that?

[Dirty Beatle]

Her vagina is actually an anus that shits fatherless childrenSherman's a father to her next one it's all just one big happy swamp family

[Dirty Beatle]

Possibly a bit inbred

Because according to Sherman his mum molested him and then tried to send him away to a strange old witchwho lives with penguins and a cat on a far away Island, paid for the whole thing.... Then by the looks of the pics the strange old witch which we will call 'dirty Beatle' which is actually just the code name for someone who had to touch Sherman's stinky bettle arms.... well by the looks of it when the old witch sent him back he went and got his cousin pregnant.

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty's group is doing better than expected

[Dirty Beatle]

Rooty's group is doing better than expectedhe recovered from the AIDS and lived to breed in the swamps as god intended and he feels very blessed

[Dirty Beatle]

he already had herpes because his mum gave them to him

[steveyos YOLO]

AIDS = Another Idiot Debra Screwed

[ObedientGirl69]

One day old topic owning the fuck out of the forum

[ObedientGirl69]

Something smells funny

[ObedientGirl69]

Something smells funny

[cag]

Someone needs to tell Debbie that whatever she does, make sure Rootbeer doesn't bath the kids.

[herpreader]

I'm on the toilet right now and it's a high special seat for dying folk like myself, well my dick doesn't even meet my balls from here there's no gravity affecting it but if I didn't have the high seat my balls would be in the water cause the veins have gotten so bad I really gotta get them cut off already also I can literally wear size small female underwear because my body is just physically small enough for them to slip on and you can't even tell I got a dick even with tight anything on so I don't get stopped by security in fact as long as I'm at least ten feet away I can pull my dick out and you'll never see it

[herpreader]

99% of life is not having sex so 99% of my life is perfect, but when I meet cag I gotta bring my ryobi reciprocating saw with four batteries and two chargers and an assortment of dildonic attachments

[herpreader]

also after stella trying to lure me into an alien cult I'm honestly gay I actually really am now just for traps not actual guys, because women are so terrible and the trap will probably have a big dick so they can just fuck me cause I don't even ever wanna do that gross stuff stupid

[herpreader]

and they won't be cursed with female insanity

[herpreader]

they'll probably look better than lisa and cag without makeup and even with

[Dirty Beatle]

Josh can you weigh in here... does steveyos have an average boring penis?

[rootbeer]

Lisa I gave u way more than u deserve and u come on here posting made up shit. You're mad I'm fucking somebody else and spoiling them instead of u

[rootbeer]

Lisa you've drove everyone in ur life away just do us all a favor and kill urself

[ObedientGirl69]

Fat People Smell



They really do. Everybody knows it. It’s no secret.

http://wehatefatpeople.wordpress.com/2011/08/06/fat-people-smell/

But why do fatties stink? There’s a myriad of reasons. Let’s assume this hypothetical fatty is uptight about her hygiene, always pampering herself up and making sure she’s 100% clean. She doesn’t stink more than somebody who weighs 100 pounds less, right? Wrong. Fatties sweat more than a person who not fat, which is the result of their excessive insulation from their fat as well as their fat rubbing against each other to create more friction.

Now, you might think that wearing deodorant, various creams, and showering multiple times a day solves that issue, and while it helps, it doesn’t do everything. Sorry fatties, but you can’t take any shortcuts on this. Fatties’ excessive sweat washes away deodorant and cream more quickly than a fit person. Hell, a truly fit person doesn’t even need to wear any deodorant or creams and shower multiple times a day to smell just fine, yet a fatty would have to apply their shit and shower 3+ times a day just to smell passable. Fucking passable, as in I’m not on the verge of vomiting by being within 10 feet of you. And even then, you sweat all over your body and fatties are too fat to reach every area of their disgustingly huge bodies to wash and apply cream.

Of course, does a fatty who cares so much about their hygiene really exist? There’s a reason why this scenario is presented in the hypothetical. I’m not convinced that such a fatty exists. You’d think somebody so concerned about their appearance would, well, not be fat! You’d think somebody who’s so fucking obsessed about their appearance and hygiene would actually do something about their disgusting selves. The fact that it’s safe to say none exist only underscores my point about fat people stinking even further. Not only do you have fat people smelling more on their own, but they’re also a lot less inclined to shower regularly or even wear deodorant. These animals are absolutely shameless. Fucking sick.

This story below a friend E-mailed to me touches on this. I gotta warn you though, visualizing it may make you lose your lunch:

My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

This kid I know weighs 450 pounds and is morbidly obese. I’m surprised he hasn’t died from it yet. He’s only 17. A few of my friends and I went over to his to keep him company since his parents were out of town. He wanted someone to play PS3 with him so we were happy to oblige.

Around 20 minutes into a game of Resistance, the kid goes “i’ll be right back, i gotta take a crap.” and walks off. I noticed he grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next disgusted me beyond all reason.

From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows the fat kid a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still haunts me to this day:

“He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can’t clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up.”

If this story hasn’t convinced you, nothing will. All fat people smell like this. There is no exception. The world would have a much more pleasant scent without fatties stinking up the air.

[Dirty Beatle]

I want you to look clay

I want you to look at how I own the forum anyway

with one topic and in one day

and you're just fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is all clays fault somehow

[ObedientGirl69]

this is all clays fault somehowI'm asserting dominance over this forum

clay can suck a snickers bar

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lisa I gave u way more than u deserve and u come on here posting made up shit. You're mad I'm fucking somebody else and spoiling them instead of u

lisa your just upset rootbeer is spending all of his parents money on someone else

[ObedientGirl69]

lisa your just upset rootbeer is spending all of his parents money on someone elseno because if I wanted him or his money I'd have it

[steveyos YOLO]

Josh can you weigh in here... does steveyos have an average boring penis?

I doubt that since he gets all the internet girls

[steveyos YOLO]

It's a shame rooty couldn't work past his dick problems so none of this would be happening now

[Dirty Beatle]

I doubt that since he gets all the internet girlswell ok

I guess we'll never know who has the most boring average penis

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeers parents money i love you

[Dirty Beatle]

rootbeers parents money i love youlol

[herpreader]

I'll show my dick if really necessary for the sake of this research but I wouldn't want everyone to see it I could never trust lisa or cag

[herpreader]

I think I'd only do it irl so there's no photos

[Dirty Beatle]

I'll show my dick if really necessary for the sake of this research but I wouldn't want everyone to see it I could never trust lisa or cag

Never trust me to do what?

[cody lundin]

rooty i will give you a gun if you promise to fly back to penguin island and kill the lisa

[herpreader]

Never trust me to do what?

if I sent you or cag a pic of my dick you'd post it, if my dick needs to be seen for this study it has to be in person and there cannot be cameras and you must stay ten feet away

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i'm with stevey on this one, those are good rules

[Dirty Beatle]

if I sent you or cag a pic of my dick you'd post it, if my dick needs to be seen for this study it has to be in person and there cannot be cameras and you must stay ten feet away

Oh ok

[herpreader]

there also needs to be some sort of filtration device between us so I don't catch aids, or the super austria aids, I don't want either kind of aids and I think you and cag both have both and then other kinds and I'm a virgin so I don't have any aids and I dont' want any fucking aids