*farts fairy dust in dp's general direction*

[Dirty Beatle]

:pumpkin:

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i want to give you another alt account of mine to post with in the main fourm but i am scared cody will narc us out again to clay

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanna make you moan a lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

give me all the accounts you can muster

I'll protect you from the evil clay

[Dirty Beatle]

I think clay is a hobgoblin, that seems plausible eh dp?

[rootbeer]

Lisa spends all day talking to herself gabbing with her rotten teeth. Lisa ask the voices in your head if you should kill yourself, I think they are gonna back me up on this one...

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't forget to bursh your pegs 2 times a day lisa no matter what the voices in your head tell you

[maks]

itt lisa not only quotes monty python but tries to improve the line by adding her own special twist, a littkle bit of lisa humor. it didn't work, lisa is only funny when she's mad when she tries to be funny she's about as clever as cody

[maks]

I could totally see cody making this thread couldn't you

[Dirty Beatle]

itt lisa not only quotes monty python but tries to improve the line by adding her own special twist, a littkle bit of lisa humor. it didn't work, lisa is only funny when she's mad when she tries to be funny she's about as clever as cody

What line?

Are you ok?

[Dirty Beatle]

don't forget to bursh your pegs 2 times a day lisa no matter what the voices in your head tell you

We're having a conference about the number of times I should brush them right now. Your input is valued.

[Dirty Beatle]

Root beer you need to give up.

Being with you was nothing short of charity work.

[maks]

What line?

Are you ok?

'I fart in your general direction' comes from the holy grail movie, only really boring people rip off 40 year old co0medy routines and only retards try to improve upon one of the highest regarded comedy troups of all time.

[maks]

lisa currently brainstorming a way to use an austin powers line on me, modify it a bit, then claim she's never heard of austin powers

[Dirty Beatle]

'I fart in your general direction' comes from the holy grail movie, only really boring people rip off 40 year old co0medy routines and only retards try to improve upon one of the highest regarded comedy troups of all time.

Lol oh yeah it does too

[Dirty Beatle]

Phew, glad you were onto that one maks.

[maks]

yeah baby! I'm rick james, bitch. me borat, time for sexy time nice

[ObedientGirl69]

What's going on maks?

Are we having sexy times yet?

[cody lundin]

:rubyjap:

[rootbeer]

Root beer you need to give up.

Being with you was nothing short of charity work.

Lol you can't even get my dick hard. Cumming on your pimpled ass is charity work. Your pussy is looser than the Grand Canyon and your mouth smells like a locker room

[Autistic Spectrum]

what does her apt smell like, please be descriptive as possible i am writing a stage play based on lisa's life

[rootbeer]

what does her apt smell like, please be descriptive as possible i am writing a stage play based on lisa's life

Smells worse than your Puerto Rican kids

[Autistic Spectrum]

does it smell like regret because that's what you stink of lmao

[steveyos YOLO]

Lol you can't even get my dick hard. Cumming on your pimpled ass is charity work. Your pussy is looser than the Grand Canyon and your mouth smells like a locker room

Did her roleplaying as your mom not work?

[cag]

Lol you can't even get my dick hard. Cumming on your pimpled ass is charity work. Your pussy is looser than the Grand Canyon and your mouth smells like a locker room

Pimpled? That's not a very nice thing to say to the woman you live more than debbie

[cag]

One of these days...
I bet your dick'll be broken
I bet your pride'll be stolen

[cag]

wow I love this song. omg ^__^


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVAQI-4lto

[cody lundin]

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z

[Autistic Spectrum]

my penis may be broken by my spirit is strong

[cody lundin]

steveyos is a crippled retard and his penis works enough for him to dry hump his speakers while playing second life

[steveyos YOLO]

Fuckin hate you cat avatar guy

[cody lundin]

:tup:

[ObedientGirl69]

Lol you can't even get my dick hard. Cumming on your pimpled ass is charity work. Your pussy is looser than the Grand Canyon and your mouth smells like a locker room

You prematurely ejaculated every time.

I have a tight pussy, so tight in fact that your inexperienced small ugly excuse for a cock couldn't even get it in but of course it is a tight pussy and that broken little dick of yours still has to find it's way from out from under your hairy overhang gut. You do not smell good either by the way. Just there is not much about you at all that I could ever find physically attractive.

I'll post pics of my vagina and ass when I get out of bed, looks a hell of a lot better than you do from that angle that's for sure.

Congrats on managing to actually find a vagina hole and knocking up the local swamp whore breeding dump.

[Dirty Beatle]

There are only two things I've ever wanted from Darryn, 1. Weed. 2. A fuck.

Got them. NEXT!

[Dirty Beatle]

Darryn has a couple of kids around your age Sherman. His daughter is actually about your age, his son a little younger.

[ObedientGirl69]

Darryn has a couple of kids around your age Sherman. His daughter is actually about your age, his son a little younger.

Darryn's g/f wife whatever is my age and very giggly and kitten like... She has the smallest tits I've ever seen, she sat on my face for like an hour lol

His x wife has brain cancer but she has huge tits... I used to hang out with her before she moved off the island... Very pretty woman but completely bonkers... also the mother of his 2 offspring.

[Dirty Beatle]

and here's my vagina....

http://s11.postimg.org/qdfhz4mzn/photo.jpghttp://s15.postimg.org/l97tvyd0b/photo_1.jpg

[maks]

lisa you're one of the biggest whores on the planet there's not a chance in hell you have a tight vagina

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa you're one of the biggest whores on the planet there's not a chance in hell you have a tight vaginaget a grip (like my tight vagina can)

I'm a grown fucking woman and I've had plenty of sexual experiences.

[maks]

I'm a grown fucking woman and I've had plenty of sexual experiences.

that's exactly what I just said, you're a huge whore. don't act like having regular gangbangs with strangers is normal

anyway I'm going to spam the herp again it's starting to get musty in here

[Dirty Beatle]

that's exactly what I just said, you're a huge whore. don't act like having regular gangbangs with strangers is normal

anyway I'm going to spam the herp again it's starting to get musty in herelol xoxo

[Autistic Spectrum]

and here's my vagina....

http://s11.postimg.org/qdfhz4mzn/photo.jpghttp://s15.postimg.org/l97tvyd0b/photo_1.jpg

oh jesus help me,