Dirty Beatle
04-30-2014, 11:59 PM
One of the times my x neighbour broke up with her b/f I went round to see how she was going and she had a young friend there with her who was about 19 years old. So I sat down on the couch where the young girl proceeded to tell me the story of her broken vagina for some totally unknown reason...
So she said, "I was having sex with this guy and he broke my vagina..."
"Uh.. He broke your vagina?"
"Yes he literally broke my vagina, like literally broke it but that wasn't why he was a prick."
"Why was he a prick?"
"Well after he broke my vagina there was blood and he freaked out and just got up and literally just ran out of the room, ran out of my house and smashed my letterbox as he left."
*I had no comment so I just blinked at her a bit*
Then she goes on... "I told him too, next time I saw him I said, 'not cool man' to him."
And so that is the story of one woman's broken vagina as told to me by a I guess she'd now be 20 year old woman who had literally just met me 2 mins before diving into her broken vagina story to me.
So she said, "I was having sex with this guy and he broke my vagina..."
"Uh.. He broke your vagina?"
"Yes he literally broke my vagina, like literally broke it but that wasn't why he was a prick."
"Why was he a prick?"
"Well after he broke my vagina there was blood and he freaked out and just got up and literally just ran out of the room, ran out of my house and smashed my letterbox as he left."
*I had no comment so I just blinked at her a bit*
Then she goes on... "I told him too, next time I saw him I said, 'not cool man' to him."
And so that is the story of one woman's broken vagina as told to me by a I guess she'd now be 20 year old woman who had literally just met me 2 mins before diving into her broken vagina story to me.