Sticky: hottest poster no poll needed it's me

[herpreader]

http://i.imgur.com/vC0QtZf.jpg

[herpreader]

cag

[herpreader]

ban lisa already

[steveyos YOLO]

Cag and lisa are the same person

[herpreader]

sticky this thread

[maks]

shave all that shit off yo8ur neck it looks even more ridiculous now that you've lost weight. everything from where your double chin used to be and down needs to go

[rootbeer]

Just get fat again lol

[ObedientGirl69]

Wash your hair

[cody lundin]

stevey is hooked on heroin its obvious as fuck

[cody lundin]

Wash your hair

holy fucking shit this has to be the most ironic statement in the history of internet

[maks]

stevey I hope I don't come across like I'm picking on you, I'm like 10 years older than you and one of the things I learned is that small things make all the difference in the world and if you dc at all and don't play the game you're only fucking yourself

[Dirty Beatle]

stevey I hope I don't come across like I'm picking on you, I'm like 10 years older than you and one of the things I learned is that small things make all the difference in the world and if you dc at all and don't play the game you're only fucking yourselfyes maks you clearly have the most fullest life out of anyone in the forum

so will you be spending the next hour spamming or getting very excited that plug drugs has made a post? Because wow, you sure show us what a leading a full life really is

[maks]

yes maks you clearly have the most fullest life out of anyone in the forum

so will you be spending the next hour spamming or getting very excited that plug drugs has made a post? Because wow, you sure show us what a leading a full life really is

I have a good h=job a fulfilling relationship and I've never aborted a meth dealer's baby or fucked a guy I met on the internet who I didn't even like

[ObedientGirl69]

maks says he makes a living in IT

yup, fullest life here

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

looseskinyos666

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

u still prob got gynocosmetia or bitch tits n

[maks]

lisa got fired from a pet store while I was getting a raise every 2 weeks

[steveyos YOLO]

I can't stress enough how much i hate cat avatar guy

[herpreader]

thanks but the last thing I wanna do is make myself look any more approachable I get random conversation way too often as it is looking this good

[herpreader]

plus it'll be back to zztop in no time my beard was almost a foot long ya know

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa got fired from a pet store while I was getting a raise every 2 weeksyeah I worked there for 2 weeks, I walked out on the fat retard... in fact the only job I ever got fired from was donut king, I was working there while doing full time uni and visiting my dying grandmother in the hospital everyday, I did this all without a car, when my grandmother passed away the idiotic bitch who owned the shop (she used to ask me to help her with her books because she was losing money on the store, I literally told her "I COULD help you with that but you've employed me under trainee wages and I'm not going to help you with that unless you pay me managers wages") anyway when my grandmother dies I wanted time off, the idiotic woman literally said "I don't believe that your grandmother was even ever sick let alone died, you're just saying that because Rachael's grandmother died, if you take time off don't come back."

I took the time off and didn't come back.

The only other job I walked out on was working in a cafe for my second cousin, I fought with her boyfriend and literally just walked out mid-shift and quit.

I've had all kinds of jobs dipshit

[herpreader]

stay on topic

[Dirty Beatle]

http://i.imgur.com/vC0QtZf.jpgyou look like someone I want to abuse for weed

I'll slap that ciggie out your mouth and then smoke all your weed

[cody lundin]

I've had all kinds of jobs dipshit

AKA can't hold a job to save your life

[cody lundin]

http://i.imgur.com/vC0QtZf.jpg

protip stevey. actually light the whole cigarette end or you just look like a tryhard fag.

[Dirty Beatle]

steveyos

I need to shave you

[cody lundin]

on the upside i'm 100% sure i can karate chop stevey one time and knock him out now

[herpreader]

steveyos

I need to shave you

lol

[herpreader]

you look like someone I want to abuse for weed

I'll slap that ciggie out your mouth and then smoke all your weed

that sounds fine except I have unlimited weed

[herpreader]

idk if that means I get slapped once then you just sit there and smoke for the rest of time or if I'm gonna get slapped a whole lot

[herpreader]

we should just wing it and see what happens

[herpreader]

also people if I shave my beard I have to shave my ejtre body or I'll look weird that's too much work for someone who wants nothing to do with people

[Dirty Beatle]

that sounds fine except I have unlimited weed

then how would you get rid of me?

[Dirty Beatle]

idk if that means I get slapped once then you just sit there and smoke for the rest of time or if I'm gonna get slapped a whole lot
I'll see where the mood takes me.

[Dirty Beatle]

also people if I shave my beard I have to shave my ejtre body or I'll look weird that's too much work for someone who wants nothing to do with people
Do you have a hairy back? Gonna wax you so you are smooth for the ladies steveyos.

[herpreader]

lmao

[maks]

I've had all kinds of jobs dipshit

and none of them good, and none of them long term. you manage to fuck up mindless cashier jobs in a country where it's nearly impossible to get fired from anything. instead of building a career you've been burning bridges.

[maks]

also people if I shave my beard I have to shave my ejtre body or I'll look weird that's too much work for someone who wants nothing to do with people

not the whole thing, just the neck. the beard works you'd look awkward without it.

[herpreader]

look I'm only gonna shave when you take me out for an expensive dinner and a new computer chair

[herpreader]

there is no 250 dollar chair on earth that works for me I need to spend about 250 touhsaond that' 26,0000 dolalrs

[maks]

in 10 years you're going to be all 'marks was right' and I'll be all 'told you so'

[herpreader]

do you feel looking back on frank zappa's life that there was ever a point where he would do that, cuase if so then I care even less about people than frank zappa

[herpreader]

I appreciate the advice though and if I didn't fucking honest to goodness not care about putting my dick in something maybe I'd do that but what I wanna know is what's better slimdrivers or drivermax, slimdrivers looks better but only detected 10 things drivermax looks uglier than most viruses but detected 26 things like I just udpated my titan with it for some reason there's other drivers besides the nvidia ones I guess for it that's werid but w/e

[herpreader]

oh also fuck me I shoulda mentioned that this was probably teh last time I shave and cut my ahir for the rest of time I only did it cause I can't shower every day cause of my veins

[herpreader]

how does this http://pluralinput.com/ have anything to do with logitech gaming mouse drivers it said logitech gaming mouse driver and when I clicked install it said pluralinput driver installer, wtf

[herpreader]

I wonder if that particular update is actually just an ad in disguise like if it's not pluralinput being installed ti's the ask toolbar, etc

[maks]

the only right ways to get drivers are the manufacturer's website or windows update. every single 'driver scanner' is a scam and bullshit.

[herpreader]

I wish windows update actually updated everything some of my drivers are from 2005 or is it that ok, I've tried for example to figure out how the fuck and what the fuck to do with my motherboard but holy shit


the only reason I'm even trying to think about maybe doing this shit is because stardock objectdock crashes my computer so I have to restart it now and that's annoying and I figure maybe since objectdock isn't broken for everyone let me see if my 15 year old computer drives could be causingit since the stardock problems I"m having are only 10 years old not 15

[herpreader]

I hollered at intel and they tried to get me something that wakes my comptuer every 15 seconds to check facebook what the fuck how is that recommended softare that's wores than a virus

[herpreader]

and then apparently there's separeate drivers for my mouse, like a logitech one and a windwos one, oh fuck nevermind my back hurts I'm just gonna continue not using my computer more than once a week then when my back stops hurting if this shit is still doing what ti's doing I'll try to reinstall windows for the 82358328528528352858th time and if that doesn't work I'll just buy a new computer

[herpreader]

most important question so far: is there any way to get my money back for this computer or has it been too long to get a full refund in any way shape or form

[herpreader]

I dont' really need it any more the tegra note is all I need

[steveyos YOLO]

Maybe its because windows 8 sucks

[maks]

I wish windows update actually updated everything some of my drivers are from 2005 or is it that ok, I've tried for example to figure out how the fuck and what the fuck to do with my motherboard but holy shit


the only reason I'm even trying to think about maybe doing this shit is because stardock objectdock crashes my computer so I have to restart it now and that's annoying and I figure maybe since objectdock isn't broken for everyone let me see if my 15 year old computer drives could be causingit since the stardock problems I"m having are only 10 years old not 15

go into event viewer, click applications, find stardockj with a red x next to it, copy and paste all the text in there into an email and send it to th authors asking them what happened. you're only making a small problem worse right now.

[herpreader]

I don't see any red x's but maybe that's becuse it hasnt' happened this boot I can make objectdock crash when launching geforce expenereince for WHATEVER FUCKING WEIRD UNKNOWN FUCKING REASON but well acutaly let me try that and see what happens int eh event viewer if I can

[herpreader]

do you happen to know of any programs not made by stardock that make the rest of your screen get darker when you have something selected right now this ie window is bright like usual but the rest of my monitor and my other monitor are darker I really like this it's a feature in one of stardock's programs but since it actually works my guess is they took it from another perosn but idk what it would be called

[herpreader]

that's pretty much all I want at this point the rest of it isn't really worth it I only wanted a darker overall theme of windows but just having everything else get dark is good enough this fucking forum is still bright white I can't fix everything so it's not worth having all this extra stupid stardock faggot gay fucking nigger oh my god this compnay

[herpreader]

really fucking good ideas really fucking bad developers

[herpreader]

Maybe its because windows 8 sucks

WINDOWS 8 WASN'T OUT TEN YEARS AGO :MAD:

[herpreader]

ok the objectdock is currenlty crashed as fuck then my start menu goes then everything goes but still no red x's

[herpreader]

ok I'm trying to figure this event viewer out there's error warning info and audit sucess error and warning have 0 in the last hour info and audit have 6 and 8

[herpreader]

error and warning have 0 in the last hour info and audit have 6 and 8

[herpreader]

posted that separetly cuase lack of commas

[herpreader]

refreshed now it's 0 0 5 and 8

[herpreader]

I tried typing stardock and objectdock into the log summary and it only highlights three s's and none are stardock and typing object finds nothing but there's no search box I just did it right in the log summary idk if that only finds the first character

[herpreader]

there's also critical actually

critical 0
error 0
warning 0
info 7
aduit suc 8

[herpreader]

objectdock is still up top crashed as fuck, but I can press the windows key for my start menu still

[herpreader]

why can't windows just have all these amazing awesome features built in, I even have compiz wobble and my menus explode into fire

[maks]

ok I'm trying to figure this event viewer out there's error warning info and audit sucess error and warning have 0 in the last hour info and audit have 6 and 8

click on 'application' you're looking at 'system' and 'security'. figure out what time it crashed, scroll down to that time, and look for it. for a crash the little icon is probably a red x.

[herpreader]

ok I made windows force close it with the popup that comes up the not responding one, and I got in error

event ID 1002
Application Hang
Log: Application
last hour 1
24 hours 4
7 days 5

[herpreader]

click on 'application' you're looking at 'system' and 'security'. figure out what time it crashed, scroll down to that time, and look for it. for a crash the little icon is probably a red x.

windows 8 must do it differently I got logs that say system and application and other things all on this one screen and I think this reported numbers of problems/whatevers took the place of red x's

[herpreader]

- System

- Provider

[ Name] Application Hang

- EventID 1002

[ Qualifiers] 0

Level 2

Task 101

Keywords 0x80000000000000

- TimeCreated

[ SystemTime] 2014-05-05T00:30:46.000000000Z

EventRecordID 6297

Channel Application

Computer macbookair

Security


- EventData

ObjectDock.exe
2.10.0.811
15f8
01cf67ec54c12656
15
C:\Program Files (x86)\Stardock\ObjectDock\ObjectDock.exe
4c05c9f3-d3ec-11e3-be9f-94de806dfe5f


430072006F00730073002D00740068007200650061006400000044006500610064006C006F0063006B0000000000


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Binary data:


In Words

0000: 00720043 0073006F 002D0073 00680074
0010: 00650072 00640061 00440000 00610065
0020: 006C0064 0063006F 0000006B 0000


In Bytes

0000: 43 00 72 00 6F 00 73 00 C.r.o.s.
0008: 73 00 2D 00 74 00 68 00 s.-.t.h.
0010: 72 00 65 00 61 00 64 00 r.e.a.d.
0018: 00 00 44 00 65 00 61 00 ..D.e.a.
0020: 64 00 6C 00 6F 00 63 00 d.l.o.c.
0028: 6B 00 00 00 00 00 k.....

[maks]

screenshot from my server 2012 machine which is essentially the server version of windows 8

http://i.imgur.com/pjLjBBu.png

[maks]

under 'source' it should say something about stardock or strdck.exe or some such crap

[herpreader]

yeah I made my way there I forget how but I"m at it but they're not all stardock, and there's not NEARLY enough of these that I can find with objectdock in them for the amount of time's it's done this today alone

[herpreader]

0000: 43 00 72 00 6F 00 73 00 C.r.o.s.
0008: 73 00 2D 00 74 00 68 00 s.-.t.h.
0010: 72 00 65 00 61 00 64 00 r.e.a.d.
0018: 00 00 44 00 65 00 61 00 ..D.e.a.
0020: 64 00 6C 00 6F 00 63 00 d.l.o.c.
0028: 6B 00 00 00 00 00 k.....

[herpreader]

Cross thread deadlock

[maks]

- System

- Provider

[ Name] Application Hang

- EventID 1002

[ Qualifiers] 0

Level 2

Task 101

Keywords 0x80000000000000

- TimeCreated

[ SystemTime] 2014-05-05T00:30:46.000000000Z

EventRecordID 6297

Channel Application

Computer macbookair

Security


- EventData

ObjectDock.exe
2.10.0.811
15f8
01cf67ec54c12656
15
C:\Program Files (x86)\Stardock\ObjectDock\ObjectDock.exe
4c05c9f3-d3ec-11e3-be9f-94de806dfe5f


430072006F00730073002D00740068007200650061006400000044006500610064006C006F0063006B0000000000


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Binary data:


In Words

0000: 00720043 0073006F 002D0073 00680074
0010: 00650072 00640061 00440000 00610065
0020: 006C0064 0063006F 0000006B 0000


In Bytes

0000: 43 00 72 00 6F 00 73 00 C.r.o.s.
0008: 73 00 2D 00 74 00 68 00 s.-.t.h.
0010: 72 00 65 00 61 00 64 00 r.e.a.d.
0018: 00 00 44 00 65 00 61 00 ..D.e.a.
0020: 64 00 6C 00 6F 00 63 00 d.l.o.c.
0028: 6B 00 00 00 00 00 k.....


that's what you want send them that and a list of your hardware and the specific steps that led to the crash the best you can remember

[herpreader]

tried googlign that with objectdock and nothing

[herpreader]

that's what you want send them that and a list of your hardware and the specific steps that led to the crash the best you can remember

ok but there's one problem, the problems I'm having from stardock I'm not joking are over ten years old do you think this is worth it if they're gonna help me why don't they just patch the problems already they've had at least ten years for some of them the threads with these same problems say 2005 and shit

[herpreader]

I'll fucking make them help me I'll call them on the phone a lot too if I gotta actually fuck them I paid for this shit

[herpreader]

thank you very much I hope that tiny bit of text is all they need to magically fix it but fuck over ten years for some of these problems why

[maks]

ok but there's one problem, the problems I'm having from stardock I'm not joking are over ten years old do you think this is worth it if they're gonna help me why don't they just patch the problems already they've had at least ten years for some of them the threads with these same problems say 2005 and shit

same symptoms != same problem. the worst they can do is ignore you, it's worth a shot and it beats using some weird utility to replace every one of your machine's drivers with god knows what

[maks]

I'll fucking make them help me I'll call them on the phone a lot too if I gotta actually fuck them I paid for this shit

you absolutely should. ask nicely at first but don't be afraid to threaten them or be pushy if they blow you off.

[steveyos YOLO]

Get rid of those faggot window blinds

[herpreader]

titled the email I'm a paying customer I need help open this email

[herpreader]

Please note my computer is called macbookair but it is not a macbook air.

[herpreader]

I already threatned to kill them it might put a damper on this email but sent with kindness

[cag]

never fear stevy im here to help with any technological stuff yer havig problems with.

[cag]

computers, you see, are my area of expertise

[cag]

I have been pretending to be retarded this entire time. you have been trolled very hard, stevey. trolled hard and put away wet.

[herpreader]

this is a special case because these problems are over ten years old I had no idea it was even legal for a compnay to let their shit be this bad for this long while charging for it, I don't mean bad like apple's horrible shit I mean like straight up doesn't work at least apple stuff works this shit right here don't work and they want moneyf ro it for real

[herpreader]

I sitll don't have a fucking start menu right now I have to ctrl alt delete to turn this computer off


all this because I don't wanna go blind, why teh fuck can't windows just have a high contrast theme that actually works omg why do people prefer bright white lights directly in their eyes when you people aren't on comptuers do you spend your other time staring into lightbulbs and the sun what teh FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[cag]

usually its the operator of the equipment and not the actual machine itself. did you check to see if it was plugged in? that happens to me a lot.

[cag]

why would you want a start menu I had my boyfriend take that shit off my laptop

[herpreader]

thanks to stardock the only shit that makes my eyes hurt are both rubynets pretty much, but also thanks to stardock I CAN'T USE MY COMPTUER ANYWAY but at least the grey rings around my eyes aren't producing buckets of goop since I got stardock so I mean ugh

[maks]

ctrl-alt-del > new task > c:\wherever the stardock executable is.exe

[cag]

maybe try resetting your router

[herpreader]

usually its the operator of the equipment and not the actual machine itself. did you check to see if it was plugged in? that happens to me a lot.

lol


why would you want a start menu I had my boyfriend take that shit off my laptop

windows 8 doesn't come with a start menu it comes with the windows 8 start screen and that is why I have a start menu, because it's a mneu and not a screen, the start screen just makes no sense at all

[cag]

~player.modav startmenu 500000

[maks]

remember when you first got your windows 8 machine and I was all 'windows 8 sucks because metro" and you were all "stardock is 999999999 times better than breathing" and I was like "I can't recommend 3rd party shell replacement for work computers" well this is why

[cag]

try typing that into your notepad and see if the problem is fixed.

[herpreader]

ctrl-alt-del > new task > c:\wherever the stardock executable is.exe

yeah that worked but if I do anything besides play second life it's just gonna crash again but thanks for that tip that's cool

[herpreader]

maybe try resetting your router


~player.modav startmenu 500000


try typing that into your notepad and see if the problem is fixed.


remember when you first got your windows 8 machine and I was all 'windows 8 sucks because metro" and you were all "stardock is 999999999 times better than breathing" and I was like "I can't recommend 3rd party shell replacement for work computers" well this is why


nope I remember talking about classic shell's classic start menu like it was 99999999999 times better than breathing and I still feel that way I'm only using launch8 because stardock's objectdesktop just takes care of all their program updates and it's simpler while still being basdically tehs ame thing and launch8 also isn't crashing it's just objectdock


windows 8 is still fan-fucking-tastic I have completely forgotten what loading screens look like

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=1915&dateline=1399167816&type=profile

WINDOWS 8

[herpreader]

objectdock replaces the taskbar, it's a hell of a lot better I really hope they fix this bullshit but after this problem I got like 99 problems and stardock is literally all of them if I could find a screen darkerning program that darkens shit that isnt' selected I'd just ask stardock for a refund

[cag]

I'm the one who gets to help stevey with his computer problem everyone else back off.

[herpreader]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=1915&dateline=1399167816&type=profile

WINDOWS 8

shoulda saved that for something else since that's an ipod ya fucked this up you should edit that post and save that lisa pic for somethign it'll actually have funny use with

[herpreader]

I'm the one who gets to help stevey with his computer problem everyone else back off.

actually I got a real good question what does everyone here use for dust I don't wanna use canned air because why blow the dust off just to have it land back on the pc, and on my bed, and in my nose, does anyone here have a computer vacuum already or something a product theya lready own and can recommend I can't afford to fuck up any purchases my mom has to pay back $1700 on taxes for 2012 even though every other year she's gotten money it makes no sense and we're FUCKED but dust frying thsi computer is also bad and dust is also bad for my health so I wanna get rid of that dust ya feel me I vacuum my actual room and house all the time and dust and shit but west warwick is so bad air soooooooooo bad

[herpreader]

also with this glass bong are you supposed to stretch your mouth open to put your lips on it or rest your mustache area and area below your lower lip and above your chin on it because the latter seems unsanitary but the earlier is quite difficult it's a odd decision for a hole size

[Autistic Spectrum]

magic flight = windows 7

soda can with holes poked in the top = windows 8

[herpreader]

here's another post not about lizards also logitech gaming software a lot of times won't start properly or itwill then I'll look at my lcd screen and the time will be frozen and I have to stare at it tomake sure heh

[herpreader]

magic flight = windows 7

soda can with holes poked in the top = windows 8

I don't get it you were better off just posting pictures of lisa and saying WINDOWS 8

[herpreader]

just take a breather dp you've had enough today clearly start fresh tomorrow

[Autistic Spectrum]

windows 8 is as bad as this thread about windows 8

[cag]

also with this glass bong are you supposed to stretch your mouth open to put your lips on it or rest your mustache area and area below your lower lip and above your chin on it because the latter seems unsanitary but the earlier is quite difficult it's a odd decision for a hole size

get yourself a glass blunt. I'm fucking serious these own so god damn much


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpN3NIBnrM

Fat BITCHEN rips all day. the only thing i'll smoke out of atm

[maks]

windows 8 is the best thing that ever happened to apple and canonical

[Autistic Spectrum]

way to to destory the pc market windows 8

[Dirty Beatle]

get yourself a glass blunt. I'm fucking serious these own so god damn much


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpN3NIBnrM

Fat BITCHEN rips all day. the only thing i'll smoke out of atm
Me want.

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a job or trick another retarded virgin into buying you shit

[Dirty Beatle]

I don't know what happened to this topic overnight but I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

[herpreader]

get yourself a glass blunt. I'm fucking serious these own so god damn much


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpN3NIBnrM

Fat BITCHEN rips all day. the only thing i'll smoke out of atm

the problem with that is I actually do smoke all day that thing would melt, you saw my bong inthe video it's got the bottom full fo water then it goes through a narrow hole idk what it's called but it's filtered int here then goes through more water which is stuck up top because of the little hole mechanism so it's filtere dthrough water twice then a couople icecubes and I still burn my throat you jus tdon't see me cough cause I don't cough but if I used one of those I would have a hole in the back of my neck and my hair would be on fire but it is cool though it would be nice for outside during the winter when it's too cold for anythign to get too hot

[herpreader]

I don't know what happened to this topic overnight but I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

I don't know hwy but whenever I post it's just anarchy threads get derailed forums get restarted old fat short brown men cry it's weird idk I'm cursed I guess w/e

[herpreader]

still cannot stress this enough windows 8 has been nothing but wonderful for me this isn't a lie, everything's been fine except stardock even installing all those virsues from driver programs and ccleaners and stuff nothing at all is broken or slow besides faggot bitch stardock that is sincerely it

[Dirty Beatle]

the problem with that is I actually do smoke all day that thing would melt, you saw my bong inthe video it's got the bottom full fo water then it goes through a narrow hole idk what it's called but it's filtered int here then goes through more water which is stuck up top because of the little hole mechanism so it's filtere dthrough water twice then a couople icecubes and I still burn my throat you jus tdon't see me cough cause I don't cough but if I used one of those I would have a hole in the back of my neck and my hair would be on fire but it is cool though it would be nice for outside during the winter when it's too cold for anythign to get too hotno it will not melt stevey

[herpreader]

and that's not windows 8's fault cuase those problems have been around since before windows xp and they're from stardock, and the logitech issue is logitech's fault, dont' hate the game hate the player mother fuck

[herpreader]

no it will not melt stevey

dude watch the video fo me with my bong I SET MY LAST MAGIC FLIGHT ON FIRE.

[Autistic Spectrum]

windwos 8

[herpreader]

I had to get a new magic fligth cause I'd keep vaping so much it'd get too hot and catch the weed on fire and it burned the entire screen to ashes

[cag]

the problem with that is I actually do smoke all day that thing would melt, you saw my bong inthe video it's got the bottom full fo water then it goes through a narrow hole idk what it's called but it's filtered int here then goes through more water which is stuck up top because of the little hole mechanism so it's filtere dthrough water twice then a couople icecubes and I still burn my throat you jus tdon't see me cough cause I don't cough but if I used one of those I would have a hole in the back of my neck and my hair would be on fire but it is cool though it would be nice for outside during the winter when it's too cold for anythign to get too hot

dude it won't melt, it smokes like a damn blunt and you use the plunger to ash. its a genius concept, paperless blunts. go out and buy one they are like 15 bucks.

[herpreader]

dp contribute something funny, itneresting, or say something about lisa and cag and/or cody, or gtfo already

[herpreader]

dude it won't melt, it smokes like a damn blunt and you use the plunger to ash. its a genius concept, paperless blunts. go out and buy one they are like 15 bucks.

take a video of you clearing the entire thing in under a minute then clear it as fast as I would I don't think it would evne handle being cleared in 60 seconds you gotta remember this is like putting a weed wacker engine in a monster truck it works in weed wackers but not in monster trucks

[cag]

i used mine all last night with my boyfriend, it didn't melt you dumb fag oh my god

[herpreader]

also wait wait wait I had the inredibowl

[herpreader]

I had this and it got too hot for me


http://legalsmokeshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Incredibowl-m420-Gold.jpg

[cag]

take a video of you clearing the entire thing in under a minute then clear it as fast as I would I don't think it would evne handle being cleared in 60 seconds you gotta remember this is like putting a weed wacker engine in a monster truck it works in weed wackers but not in monster trucks

ive got to wait to reup, my connect is dry

[herpreader]

i used mine all last night with my boyfriend, it didn't melt you dumb fag oh my god

I mean MY THROAT will melt not the device, everything I have is better than that thing and its' still all not good enough

[Autistic Spectrum]

reup lmao have you been watchin the wire cag

[herpreader]

ive got to wait to reup, my connect is dry

fuck you've got unlimited money adn no weed I have no money and unlimited weed it's destiny

[cag]

I had this and it got too hot for me


http://legalsmokeshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Incredibowl-m420-Gold.jpg


listen, you grind up the weed, stuff it in the glass and it burns like a blunt. i don't know about that thing but it looks like its trying too hard to be cutting edge.

[Autistic Spectrum]

repup with a whole quarter ounce

[herpreader]

basically I need the volcano, I need the volcano because it puts a bunch of weed into a bag and the weed becomeds room tempurate that's the only way I can ever not burn to death from weed I need that technology , having the wee dcombust 4 inches inf ront o fmy fae it doesn't matter what's between me and the weed if it's that close to my face I'm gonna burn enough of it to burn my throat

[cag]

my glass blunt didn't burn my fingers at all, you stretch it out and the heat stays were the weed is burning and if it gets down to the end push the weed father away from where you're touching it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

hope they don't find your stash house in your sock drawer

[maks]

if you haven't smoked from a gas mask you haven't smoked

[cag]

and it keeps burning, you can take multiple hits and they are all straight instead of stupid and filtered like the bong

[herpreader]

listen, you grind up the weed, stuff it in the glass and it burns like a blunt. i don't know about that thing but it looks like its trying too hard to be cutting edge.

that thing right there has won a ton of awards ti's one of the top pieces on the planet, you pack the bowl and inhale the smoke into the chamber then pull the bowl forward to blast nice cool air into your lungs along with the weed but even that because it was only about five inches evne that award winning proven system of awesomeness wasnt' good enough for me

[maks]

I had a pipe attached to a diver's mask sort of thing that was rubber banded around my mouth and nose I used to use it when I was driving because 19 year old marks was edgy as fuck

[cag]

that thing right there has won a ton of awards ti's one of the top pieces on the planet, you pack the bowl and inhale the smoke into the chamber then pull the bowl forward to blast nice cool air into your lungs along with the weed but even that because it was only about five inches evne that award winning proven system of awesomeness wasnt' good enough for me

that is retarded. if you're gonna smoke, don't be a bitch, go buy yourself a fucking glass blunt, that stupid fucking thing isn't the same.

[herpreader]

if you haven't smoked from a gas mask you haven't smoked

haven't but I will eventually


and it keeps burning, you can take multiple hits and they are all straight instead of stupid and filtered like the bong

that's exatly the problem they're straight hits, it wouldnt' burn like a blunt blunts take time to burn I'd clear that whole thing in about 20 seconds and that is why there woudl be enough heat to kill me irl

[maks]

haven't but I will eventually


you'll be miserable but you'll get high as fuck so fucked up that it's worth having a sore throat for a week

[cag]

the glass blunt is designed to smoke like a blunt, not blast a jet of faggot air into your lungs.

[herpreader]

I had a pipe attached to a diver's mask sort of thing that was rubber banded around my mouth and nose I used to use it when I was driving because 19 year old marks was edgy as fuck

omg I should just nigger rig up a mask yes yes yes



that is retarded. if you're gonna smoke, don't be a bitch, go buy yourself a fucking glass blunt, that stupid fucking thing isn't the same.

CAG WE HAVE TO VIDEO CHAT AND WE'LL BOTH SMOKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEED SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND OK YOU CAN TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME AND WHEN YOU'RE SPITTING OUT BLOOD FROM THE HEAT BURNING HOLES INTO YOUR THRAOT YOU WIL UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED THE VOLCANO AND NOT A TINY DIRECT HEAT IN MOUTH DEVICE

[maks]

start with a gravity bong and work your way up from there

[herpreader]

the glass blunt is designed to smoke like a blunt, not blast a jet of faggot air into your lungs.

yes and blunts burn like fuck because I don't breathe air between hits every breath I take in is from the weed and I breath in a lot and don't stop

[cag]

that's all i take are straight baby hits so my throat doesn't get irriated. if you want cool smoke, put ice in the bong or something.

[herpreader]

start with a gravity bong and work your way up from there

I dont' think I have to work my way up to anything at this point I've smoked $15,000 worth of weed in the past two months or less I think I'm an honoary pro

[herpreader]

that's all i take are straight baby hits so my throat doesn't get irriated. if you want cool smoke, put ice in the bong or something.

MY GLASS BONG HAS TWO LAYERS OF WATER AND TWO ICE CUBES I ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS NOT EVEN MY GIANT GLASS BONG ALMOST FROZEN TO ICE IS COOL ENOUGH FOR THE SPEED I SMOKE I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY LIGHTER MORE THAN ONCE I LIGHT THE BOWL ONCE AND IT STAYS LIT UNTIL I'M DONE SMOKING AND I PUT A LOT OF WEED INTHE BOWL

[herpreader]

and every hit, which again remember is every breath I take in, is a disel hit

[Autistic Spectrum]

somke crack it get's you way higher then weed

[herpreader]

I do this because I am immune to everything and I cannot get high unless I go ham all day and then at night I can kinda go to sleep

[herpreader]

I sitll dont' get high it just kinda makes sleeping esaier

[maks]

I dont' think I have to work my way up to anything at this point I've smoked $15,000 worth of weed in the past two months or less I think I'm an honoary pro

if you're burning out vapes you have no idea what you're doing that was absolutely operator error

[cag]

MY GLASS BONG HAS TWO LAYERS OF WATER AND TWO ICE CUBES I ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS NOT EVEN MY GIANT GLASS BONG ALMOST FROZEN TO ICE IS COOL ENOUGH FOR THE SPEED I SMOKE I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY LIGHTER MORE THAN ONCE I LIGHT THE BOWL ONCE AND IT STAYS LIT UNTIL I'M DONE SMOKING AND I PUT A LOT OF WEED INTHE BOWL

SO MUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST TO GET A LITTLE HIGH ON SOME ADOLESENT LEVEL DRUGS

[herpreader]

if you're burning out vapes you have no idea what you're doing that was absolutely operator error

nope I read the instructions and did all the timings correctly I just think they didn't expect anyone to use it nonstop for hours at a time I don't think most humans would still be alive if they did as much as I do

[herpreader]

SO MUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST TO GET A LITTLE HIGH ON SOME ADOLESENT LEVEL DRUGS

it's not a drug it's a plant I don't do drugs and never will the weed's for pain I'd liek to get high but I'll have higher quality weed that might do that 4 me soon enough

[herpreader]

that could be a problem I need the highest quality weed on earth literally but team fjs is actually realyl close to that now

[herpreader]

windows 8

[cag]

I can't get high either. I need at least a couple grams worth to get high at a time

[herpreader]

if cag would just send me a pic of her ass or a video or something I could just jerk off and go to sleep and not deal with this shit tonight one day I'm gonna actually jerk off to cag content and not end up going to thigns like http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=personfromnl and http://xhamster.com/movies/2560860/amazing_cd_fucked_in_public_bathroom.html

[Dirty Beatle]

if you're burning out vapes you have no idea what you're doing that was absolutely operator errorno dear he did not say that

And steveyos like myself really do not need tips on how to smoke or vape.

It's ok maks, I'd smoke you under the table, put things in your butt then take pics so you'd always have the memories.

[maks]

also if you're hitting your bong so hard that it says lit and burns really hot you're wasting the majority of your thc. when you smoke a bowl if you do it properly you never even get rerd glowy burning stuff until the very end, it just progressively turns browner like in a vape. that's a lot harder to do on a bong but the way you're handling it is abolutely wrong, you are an inefficiaent amateur smoker stevey you have a lot to learn

[herpreader]

I've smoked about a cigarette box crammed in's worth idk what weight that'd be ocnsidered but it still didn't work but it works with pain I'd be so fucked if I didn' thave weed cause I've been jogging for miles a ta time and my left knee which my mom fucking broken when i was 3 years old is like wow cut this the fuck out but then the weed is liek no fuck you keep goin

[maks]

that could be a problem I need the highest quality weed on earth literally but team fjs is actually realyl close to that now

I've had the best stuff on earth, in amsterdam where they've been openly cultivating and selling it for like 50 years, and the stuff you're getting from the ri dispensaries is just as good. it's a great time to be alive.

[herpreader]

also if you're hitting your bong so hard that it says lit and burns really hot you're wasting the majority of your thc. when you smoke a bowl if you do it properly you never even get rerd glowy burning stuff until the very end, it just progressively turns browner like in a vape. that's a lot harder to do on a bong but the way you're handling it is abolutely wrong, you are an inefficiaent amateur smoker stevey you have a lot to learn

now what if it stayed lit the whole time but it WAS burning slowly and not turning into a big red firey ball like you're describing because guess what that's what happens I keep the bowl lit for over five mintues if it all went up immediately there woudn't be enough weed on earth for me in a day

[Dirty Beatle]

also if you're hitting your bong so hard that it says lit and burns really hot you're wasting the majority of your thc. when you smoke a bowl if you do it properly you never even get rerd glowy burning stuff until the very end, it just progressively turns browner like in a vape. that's a lot harder to do on a bong but the way you're handling it is abolutely wrong, you are an inefficiaent amateur smoker stevey you have a lot to learn
Lol shut up and give me your weed.

You're cute sometimes.

[herpreader]

I've had the best stuff on earth, in amsterdam where they've been openly cultivating and selling it for like 50 years, and the stuff you're getting from the ri dispensaries is just as good. it's a great time to be alive.

it is a great time to be alive and it's even better for me becuase I'm not getting it from a disensery I'm getting it from my uncle for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee

[herpreader]

my uncle's making enough selling to medical patients to quit his job and when I move and finally have a real one family hosue and can grow it I'm gonna be growing so he'll have even more to sell and we'reprobably gonna actually opena dispensery and I'mgona make it so fjs

[maks]

now what if it stayed lit the whole time but it WAS burning slowly and not turning into a big red firey ball like you're describing because guess what that's what happens I keep the bowl lit for over five mintues if it all went up immediately there woudn't be enough weed on earth for me in a day

that's not what you said earlier itt, you said you needed to put ice cubes in there because you were hotboxing it so bad

[Dirty Beatle]

that's not what you said earlier itt, you said you needed to put ice cubes in there because you were hotboxing it so bad

Maks ice cubes simply cool down the smoke and make it more pleasant to inhale.

[herpreader]

I swear this bong was made for mick jagger and steven tyler you gotta have a big ol' mouth or some serious dick sucking lips to get a airtight seal on this thing who thought this was a good idea

[Dirty Beatle]

When I used to smoke bongs I would keep it in the fridge and also use ice cubes.

You know putting a drop of milk in your bong water makes it really smooth too but it does absorb a little more of the the THC than water alone.

[herpreader]

that's not what you said earlier itt, you said you needed to put ice cubes in there because you were hotboxing it so bad


Maks ice cubes simply cool down the smoke and make it more pleasant to inhale.


I smoke so fast the ice cubes melt while I'm smoking, maybe I smoke too fast but I have unlimited weed

[herpreader]

hmm milk, I should try kool aid because I'm black and there just so happens to be kool aid already in teh fridge..... gotta think about that though cuse kool aid in my lungs doesn't seem as easy to handle as water

[maks]

Maks ice cubes simply cool down the smoke and make it more pleasant to inhale.

No, that's what the water is for. ice cubes are only necessary if you burn your stuff too hot.

[Dirty Beatle]

No, that's what the water is for. ice cubes are only necessary if you burn your stuff too hot.

Incorrect.

[cag]

how did these photons get into my boong

[Dirty Beatle]

hmm milk, I should try kool aid because I'm black and there just so happens to be kool aid already in teh fridge..... gotta think about that though cuse kool aid in my lungs doesn't seem as easy to handle as water

No milk. And it's got to be mixed with water otherwise it all bubbles up.

Have a go, just a drop of milk in it. It's nice.

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a meth kit going, start your own shake and bake cook, pm lisa she will send you in the right direction

[Dirty Beatle]

how did these photons get into my boong

Lol

Maks is dumb

Water can only get to 100 degrees Celsius before it turns into a gaseous state unless you went well below sea level.

[maks]

stevey think about it for a second who is a more reliable source of information on pretty much any topic, me or lisa?

[cag]

jesus Christ that is disgusting. i would only ever use water in bongs.

[Dirty Beatle]

stevey think about it for a second who is a more reliable source of information on pretty much any topic, me or lisa?

Me because I'm much more adept at science than you maks and I have lot more experience with marihuana than you.

[cag]

don't put milk in your bong, lisa just stole all of that milk/bong shit from this page. http://forum.grasscity.com/recreational-marijuana-use/26767-milk-bong-test.html

[Dirty Beatle]

jesus Christ that is disgusting. i would only ever use water in bongs.
It's only disgusting if you drink the bong water.

[cag]

just take some weed, put in piece, smoke. i hate when stoners get so technical about getting high.

[cody lundin]

jesus Christ that is disgusting. i would only ever use water in bongs.

my old boss in richmond used to put menthol oil in his bong water. fucking nasty but so was his schwag

[Dirty Beatle]

don't put milk in your bong, lisa just stole all of that milk/bong shit from this page. http://forum.grasscity.com/recreational-marijuana-use/26767-milk-bong-test.html

Fuck you're an idiot

I've been smoking pot since you were in diapers cag and put milk in bong long before that web page was even invented. Was a tip from an old hippy I tried and yes it was smoother and nicer than water alone.

[maks]

Me because I'm much more adept at science than you maks and I have lot more experience with marihuana than you.

when's the last time you were at the cannibis cup finals in amsterdam

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is a practicing Satan worshiper

[Dirty Beatle]

when's the last time you were at the cannibis cup finals in amsterdam

Never

But I'd be in my element more than you are there.

[cag]

when's the last time you were at the cannibis cup finals in amsterdam

in California, Humbolt used to be the place to be, but honestly no other place could have weed better than what we have in the US.

[cody lundin]

lisa should smoke some real pot before she tries giving out bong tips to people that have stoner parents

https://i.imgur.com/IUCERN3.jpg this shit is so stinky if you dont vacuum bag it it funks up the whole car on the ride home

[cag]

especially with all our dispensaries.

[herpreader]

thank you all but everyone calm down, I tried to make a video but the tegra note needs more light and I guess I could use my sony handycam which I could even ues withe night visiona ctually I asn't about to do that I was gonna say I wasnt' gonna but typingit made me wanna do it brb smkoing weed in the pitch black and recording it with night vision to see if any ghosts omg now I'm scared ot do it lol but I"m gonna anyway cuase like wtf

[cag]

Too expensive for Cody, he buys in 20 sacs and 1/8s at a time

[cody lundin]

stevelerchat

[herpreader]

just take some weed, put in piece, smoke. i hate when stoners get so technical about getting high.

agreed however I need to get technical, and I need to put some fucking orange soda in my bong, I need to remember to get some orange soda idgaf what any of you say I'm trying orange soda in the bottom part and then water and ice inthe top part so I dont' inhale dangerous orange fumes

[maks]

Never

But I'd be in my element more than you are there.

if that were true you would have found a way to be there already. my first time I was 23.


in California, Humbolt used to be the place to be, but honestly no other place could have weed better than what we have in the US.

you're right, dispensary weed is just as good but it's because the majority of what you see here originated there

[Dirty Beatle]

agreed however I need to get technical, and I need to put some fucking orange soda in my bong, I need to remember to get some orange soda idgaf what any of you say I'm trying orange soda in the bottom part and then water and ice inthe top part so I dont' inhale dangerous orange fumeslol

[cody lundin]

Too expensive for Cody, he buys in 20 sacs and 1/8s at a time

nah thats a 1/4 bag it just looks small as fuck in a corner like that:

https://i.imgur.com/ZJeofbD.jpg

[herpreader]

also the video got ruined cause I have to clear out the bowl it gets clogged really fast but it's broken so I have to untape it and shit but I don't wanna so I'm gonna use a plastic toothpick thing to just push the weed down itno the bottom then once I have this taken care of I wanna see what weed looks like in night vision in the ptich black smoked by someone as handsome as me

[cody lundin]

agreed however I need to get technical, and I need to put some fucking orange soda in my bong, I need to remember to get some orange soda idgaf what any of you say I'm trying orange soda in the bottom part and then water and ice inthe top part so I dont' inhale dangerous orange fumes

grape kool aid thats been just barely frozen so there are slush crystals flaoting on the top, that is the perfect thing in a bong. grape faygo close 2nd..

[herpreader]

I"m probably not going to do the one light bowl clear this time if I light it more than once odn't call me out on that I did it for the last video but this time I put weed I put in my little battery powered weed blender on top fo the regular weed to see if I can get a bunchof smoke that way I normally dn't get much smoke cuase I just samsh weed in there big

[herpreader]

I hope I can just use windows movie maker to maek this video slow motion I still want it slow motion stupid tegra note and its lack of night vision fucking worse tablet

[herpreader]

making me use my stupid 500 dollar sony handycam it's got a fucking spinning hard drive in it

[herpreader]

and a sd produo slot lmfao

[herpreader]

what is this 2008

[herpreader]

just got my psp-3000 I think the right joystick fell off though

[herpreader]

my windows weren't opened wide enough I just realized I'm still smoking and it's been several minutes

[herpreader]

I can't smell it, but the smell has to be unreal

[herpreader]

I recorded a video but during it I found something cool a cool idea you coudn't see the smoke good I Dont' think in the pitch black the night vision light isn't strong enough to catch it I think but I took my flashlight that makes a perfect circle it's a signal light it shiens for miles in a very small light powered by 1 AA battery it's awesome and it does on/off automatically too so you can leave it to get rescused anyway yeah it's cool and IK use it for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah it makes the smoke show up but since the beam is concentrated like a cone but like a flashlight/laser pointer hybrid but with an LED light, shine that shit and it looks so cool

[herpreader]

pitch black with smoke lit up in beams and like we're all in a crappy 4chan comedy quality but serious goth black death scream satan metal band and I'm the lead singer because I'm the scariest but instead of playing instruemnts I play a sword since I"m the leader and I kill a bunch of people it just makes sense for a generic faggy death metal video lisa and cag can be dressed like wench pirate maids or maidens idk the costumes could be purposefully mixed and matched but not on purpose just purosesly in your mind mix and match up costume sto make it fnny but think they didn't do it funnily, and keep going with this and also like they're playing cag is playing a shovel and lisa is playing a Rorschach test, p

plug drugs gets his own special scene where the camera is zooming in and out and orbiting around him super fast in a orb shaped room so it even goes under him and the room is a solar system and he's shooting doom plasma rounds from his hands everywehre and shit


marks would be the smug asshole king sittingon his throne and lisa would be dusting his throne and cg would be stripping whatever it's generic, and dp would be the jester all his shots would always be in different levels of slow motion cause every time he's on camera he's not touching the ground with any part of his body until he's already on camera and then it's him going through a table with a bunch fo ye olden food on it turkey legs and stuff, and boxes and crates etc it happens a lot, and after a few times dave hondoras and beepants larry walk on camera and it turns otu theyr'e the ones beating the shit outta dp, adn then as teh video goes on you learn cberry paid them to do it and then it's ike whyt eh fuck woudl cberry do that to dp, well I know cbery better than everyone else cuase we are black actors for life you'll just have to donate some money so I can turn all these amaizng ideas in my head into quick easy decent sized chunks of cash that I can invenst in the stock market if you guys wanna help me with that :)

[maks]

sounds about right

[herpreader]

I would be like nathan explosion big but rootbeer would be the strongman he'd even make me look small and he'd be bending steel and stuff

[herpreader]

lol who is that in your sig

[herpreader]

I mean who is lisa llokk like thin that

[herpreader]

ugh I gotta go play tom clancy whatever this new one is called that's free to play I always get 1st place and I'm always so high when playing it I am prety high right now thank god it took so much smokign but I got it brb

[herpreader]

gamecon 780's btw I use

[steveyos]

I haven't shaved or cut my hair at all since then

[ewokmyweewok]

yikes im out