What do your weapons turn you into?

[maks]

The question everyone is asking

[Garfield]

but no one is answering
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[Garfield]

did you even try to make this thread funny or are you just really bored

[Garfield]

id keep to making replies, youre really not very good at starting threads

[Garfield]

take this one for example, its like you gave up half wy through and decided to make a poll except you couldnt think of anything clever to put s poll choices so you just put a bunch of smileys and copy pasted text from the poll options menu. now heres the part when youre going to say you just dont get it garfield its ironic or whatever except its not its just really dumb

[Garfield]

ive literally seen funnier posts in the lizard forum from jack venknocker

[Garfield]

maybe youre just trying to show off a lookalike ramen picture that weve all seen already who knows, but if you need some advice or help with your next post dont be afraid to drop me a pm i can help you with creative writing, post structure, dating advice etc.

[Garfield]

good luck in your future here at rubynet

[Garfield]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zdaiOSaWWlA/S0_e1t8fs7I/AAAAAAAAB9Y/qvRe7pHApLs/s320/ogres.jpg


im leaving these warrior kachina dolls here to ward off any unfunny spirits

[m0nde]

holy shit those are awesome

[maks]

take this one for example, its like you gave up half wy through and decided to make a poll except you couldnt think of anything clever to put s poll choices so you just put a bunch of smileys and copy pasted text from the poll options menu. now heres the part when youre going to say you just dont get it garfield its ironic or whatever except its not its just really dumb

No, the poll question was the whole joke. if you're paying attention to the options you missed the point.

[Garfield]

exactly like you decided to make a thread then just slap a poorly thoguht out poll to try to get as much attention as possible

[Garfield]

im not here to mend anyones holes right now, im trying to improve the forum and you frankly shouldnt be making threads

[Garfield]

leave them to the big boys

[maks]

exactly like you decided to make a thread then just slap a poorly thoguht out poll to try to get as much attention as possible

no, I wanted to make a poll with m0nde's weird little quote as the question but you cannot make a poll without making a thread. You're overthinking this.

[FFUUUUUU]

No, the poll question was the whole joke. if you're paying attention to the options you missed the point.

Still unfunny.

[Garfield]

http://forums.trinituner.com/upload/data/0b/backpedal2.gif

[Garfield]

youre posting m0nde's wierd little intellectual property as a title for your own thread with a poll that doesnt have anything to do with anything and defending it because i didnt pay attention to a thread body of 5 words.

[Garfield]

can max or jon please close this thread

[Garfield]

its a sad day for gay nigger dicks everywhere

[maks]

tell you what, why don't you guys go back though your own posting histories and find one funny post, ever. Go ahead, I'll wait.

[Garfield]

dont get your panties in a wad maks im just looking out for everyone else sometimes you have to break a couple eggs to make room in your fridge for more beer, this isnt the only unfunny post youve ever made, (and to quote nirvana) lately youre on a downward spiral, smoke some weed out of your inhaler ad come back in a couple hours and who knows maybe ill have turned this thread back around for you, no hard fellings

[maks]

Seriously, though, show me a single funny garfield post in your 4 years here. Shouldn't be hard, right, I mean you are an expert on comedy and all.

[jon]

great thread

[Garfield]

Seriously, though, show me a single funny garfield post in your 4 years here. Shouldn't be hard, right, I mean you are an expert on comedy and all.
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/search.php?searchid=43885

[Garfield]

maks searches the foruums for other peoples ideas and makes threds about them and then adds a poll and adds some words and viola! a thread is born!

[jon]

my weapons turns me into a great thread

[maks]

no offense guys but jon has just a little bit more credibility than you when it comes to posting

[Garfield]

yeah and hes saying how great i made your shitty thread

[maks]

Still waiting for one of these supposed good garfield posts.

[Garfield]

you shouldve posted at fjs, it helped me a great deal

[Garfield]

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[Garfield]

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[FFUUUUUU]

What ever happened to BobHugs?

[maks]

That's a lot of effort you just put into that awful post garfield...

[jon]

used car sales lot wins again

[Garfield]

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only took 1 minute?

[Garfield]

comedy flows through my paws on to the keyboard

[boobz]

before garfail derailed this thread, my answer is: guns

http://cdn.chud.com/1/16/16220453_brickcarell.jpeg

[jon]

my weapons turn me into bad taste in music

[maks]

I just noticed :pink: isn't animating for some reason is that just me?

[boobz]

It's not animating for me either. I blame jon.

[maks]

maybe he's waiting for pronoun to come back

[maks]

the elephant, not jon. jon is already animated.

[rootbeer]

is this a steams games thread?

[maks]

it probably should be

[Garfield]

:pink: works fine for me? gifs probably just dont work on an ipad

[m0nde]

is this a steams games thread?what have you bought from the steam summer sale?

[Battery Bits]

801 bump

[Wendy <3]

Bump all the threads that were made before you came here

[Battery Bits]

Yeah that was about a whole month after this forum started