m0nde is muh bf

[Leroy]

he suk muh Dik good

[m0nde]

I'm your friend, Marko, but i wouldn't go so far as to call you my boyfriend. Get on your Lexi account, friend.

[Unregistered]

make me some tasty curry chicken dad

[m0nde]

I'll consider it, if you get on your Lexi account, Marko

[Unregistered]

but let a member of the homosapiens deliver it so I'll actually get it you can just go shit in the street when you're done cooking it ty

[m0nde]

why're you so angry at me stevey? all i've ever done is try to help you. you've been really salty recently for some reason. when you're ready to talk, i'm here, buddy