real advice for stevey

[maks]

sell your hair. wig makers like it greasy and unwashed, you could probably get at least $25, and they're going to make you cut it when you go to prison anyway

[Desolation]

Or die immediately

[maks]

idk if you can sell blood in rhode island but if you can good news that's another $15

[maks]

while you nerd losers were out working and making money for other people I made $15 literally just laying on a table for 10 minutes and afterwards they gave me a cookie and a dixie cup of orange juice, my life is better than yours :martinshortinafatsuit:

[Desolation]

stevey just needs a little more time to develop

[juji]

No one wants to buy plasma from an unhealthy greasy gamer

[maks]

currently playing a 9 grid dollhouse with girls who hit on me all the time and want to fuck me meanwhile I'm making fat stacks just by growing hair I love my life

[maks]

I hope the cops showed up when elz tweeted to them that stevey was threatening suicide, it's about time the state got more involved in his life. he's an infant he needs a case worker

[m0nde]

let's make one thing clear, I don't have a place to live
I've stolen £3000 and owe $1400 in fines
my life is better than yours

[maks]

jail is a place to live

[Dustin]

No one wants to buy plasma from an unhealthy greasy gamer

lmaoooo

[Dustin]

What did steven do now

[juji]

What did steven do now


3 things:

Arrested for walking in highway including possesion of marihuana

His van is impounded

Revoked his welfare benefits

[fanfare]

https://i.imgur.com/eEvnwW8.png

[m0nde]

that's the sign hanging over his asshole in his jail cell right now

[ewokmyweewok]

https://i.imgur.com/eEvnwW8.png

.

[maks]

I can't wait to hear how this is all someone else's fault

[Wendy <3]

It's ruby's fault for not buying him more games that would've kept him busy

[Cag.]

why do you all want to send stevey to prison?

[Desolation]

Cag are you free this weekend?

[Cag.]

no and i will get lost if I try to drive to Austin. I would probably end up lost somewhere in west Texas and get murdered

[Cag.]

if anyone is visiting the north, they are welcome to have lunch with me

[Desolation]

that’s catastrophizing ..

[Desolation]

I’d love to get lunch and coffee with you

[maks]

why do you all want to send stevey to prison?

it's the only way he'll learn, and the alternative is living on the street