fuck buddy lexicon, for those of you trying to understand the complex relationship lily and i share

[m0nde]

nsa: no strings attached

hook up: intimacy with a person you don't consider a significant other. in the context of fuck buddies it means to meet and have sex

friends with benefits: this implies a more involved relationship, where people who share a mutual fondness also engage in sex. this is not the same as a fuck buddy. friends with benefits actually spend time with each other outside of their sexual relationship

fuck buddy: lily and i are internet friends, but we really aren't interested in interacting with each other in any way other than for sexual gratification. as fuck buddies we receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring. over time, fuck buddies can sometimes complicate matters a one partner may begin to develop feelings for the other. this is in direct violation of the main reason to be fuck buddies. the only thing that should pass between fuck buddies is bodily fluids, no emotion whatsoever.

i hope this clears up any confusion

[Autistic Spectrum]

lily has not known the touch of a man in decades what makes you so sure you're going to crack that nut

[m0nde]

look, this thread was made for one reason and one reason only:

Autistic Spectrum+ 1 Minute Ago Viewing Thread
fuck buddy lexicon, for those of you trying to understand the complex relationship lily and i share

:rofl:

[root ghost]

nothing gay going on here

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde is trying to fuck an older woman with an oxygen mask, and it's not even that he loves her, he just loves the fourm gimmick

[m0nde]

monde is trying to fuck an older woman with an oxygen mask, and it's not even that he loves her, he just loves the fourm gimmick

[Wendy <3]

She's like 32 years old or something

[Battery Bits]

nothing gay going on here

[m0nde]

She's like 32 years old or somethingtry doubling that

[Wendy <3]

Someone said 67 but she looks like she's in her early 30's

[Wendy <3]

Dirty harry wouldn't try to bang an old lady...

[root ghost]

lisa get on fb i need to show u something lol

[Certified Lily]

Damn it, I'm not 67

[m0nde]

32, 67, what does it matter? age is jsut a number

[internutt]

32, 67, what does it matter? age is jsut a number

so is T-cell count

[Bev.]

theres your chance lisa you and rootbeer togeather again

[m0nde]

Dirty harry wouldn't try to bang an old lady...

I would :smug:

[m0nde]

theres your chance lisa you and rootbeer togeather again

Donny's just barely in the ground, too

[internutt]

re: nsa - does anyone ever actually say "strings attached"?

[Cag.]

rare footage of monde's "fuckbuddy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npBOW9M-YIQ

[Certified Lily]

Shut up cag

[Cag.]

lol

[Wendy <3]

Wow you're mean :argh:

[Cag.]

i hope someone with a bowl cut kicks down lily's door

[m0nde]

just dropping a nota bene:

booty call: a booty call is a one time, nsa hookup , while a fuck buddy is a long term, nsa relationship

I hope that helps

[m0nde]

i hope someone with a bowl cut kicks down lily's door

I hope some with links to the zeta cartel violates you with the same hands he signs with

[Battery Bits]

Monde is tedious and unfunny

[Autistic Spectrum]

and your a bogan whore what's your point

[Cag.]

you always know what mondes gonna post before he even posts it

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/XEBpwCb.png

:smug:

[m0nde]

:smug::gay:

[maks]

brown man's jealous

[root ghost]

its not gay if u say lily first

[m0nde]

brown man's jealous??

[m0nde]

I'm thinking about buying this for lily for fuckbuddy Valentine's Day (which is any day I want it to be)

https://i.imgur.com/1jCjuC4.png

[Wendy <3]

Maybe she doesn't drink coffee

[m0nde]

she can drink tea in it

[Wendy <3]

Maybe she eats/drinks with an IV

[m0nde]

she can do normal things

[m0nde]

lily, do you have a tinder account?

[Certified Lily]

nope

[Wendy <3]

nope

Are you gonna hook up with monde irl

[Certified Lily]

Maybe she doesn't drink coffee

I love coffee w/cream and sugar

[Wendy <3]

Let me guess you like your coffee the same color of monde

[m0nde]

:smug:

[maks]

:smug:

:gay:

[m0nde]

:gay::nerd: