If you could kick one poster in the throat who would it be?

[maks]

like, not who do you hate, but who would be the most fun to kick in the throat? the best experience

plug drugs - hate him. he'd probably drop into a fetal position and cry
stompleb - same reasons as plug drugs
cody - same reasons as plug drugs
siburke939 - because he googles his name sometimes and I want his opinion on all of this
clay - would definitely fight back, and I'll bet it would be a hell of a brawl because he's always drunk and sugar high from all the bite size snickers
ramen - same reasons as clay
internut - would kick me back equally hard and give me a recipe for chicken and rice
cag - will tell me a story about a stripper who got knifed in front of her, actually say "ell oh ell" in real life, then spend 2 hours bragging about how mundane she is these days
m0nde - would force 18 memes about it and call me brah a lot
rootbeer - would deliver a 40 minute speech about what an asshole I am for doing that. he would threaten to kick my ass every 12 seconds but never actually follow through on it
dp - would successfully convince me that I'd actually kicked myself
stevey - would pretend he likes being kicked in the throat and explain that this makes him better than me
desolation - would get really emotional and make me feel guilty for kicking a girl
reno - same reasons as desolation
wendy - would go get the chainsaw

[maks]

I have no idea what marco would do. It wouldn't be funny.
garfield - same reasons as marco
eewok - same reasons as marco

[maks]

bgd would start dating my mother

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa for so many reasons

[maks]

teknorat would start dating my mother, and then murder her

[maks]

lisa for so many reasons

wouldn't be my first choice. lisa's boring, she'd act like lisa and then I'd have to be around her while she's acting like lisa. I get enough of that on the forum.

[maks]

I'd pick lisa if I could kick her in the throat until she passed out. that's a different list.

[Autistic Spectrum]

she would spazz out and fight back the most, she threw rootbeer though a glass shower door and she was only like 100 pounds at the time

[maks]

lily's on that list too but it would only take one kick

[maks]

kent - well kent is another wildcard, on the one hand he's an old retarded pervert, on the other hand he's an ex navy seal and he killed hundreds of people in vietnam. probably he'd call me a nazi and post some pictures of shemales

[Wendy <3]

nugget - for being a 2 faced liar

[maks]

who the hell is nugget

[Lina Goldberg]

steveyToday at 7:29 PM
reply to http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=215384 with imagine being so angry and also such a pussy that you have to fantasize about harming people and not even irl at that internet people that are nice and safely far away

steveyrage

[Wendy <3]

who the hell is nugget

The person who told stevey to stay away from this forum but be still reads the forum constantly it appears

[internutt]

ruby

[Autistic Spectrum]

Nugget made 30 terrible posts here all in caps and lurks everyday now

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=11196


I thought Steve was all about comedy posting but he has a girlfriend with a hamster avatar who makes all cap lock posts that are super non


Steven straighten yourself out

[m0nde]

if i kivked loonie in the throat he'd record it and make a 5 minute frootyloops electropoop track out of it and post it on bandcamp

[clay]

ruby

[maks]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=11196


I thought Steve was all about comedy posting but he has a girlfriend with a hamster avatar who makes all cap lock posts that are super non


Steven straighten yourself out

That was a real person? I thought it was someone's shitty alt

[m0nde]

I thought it was ant alt too. But if you tell me that's pissjuhs, I guess I can force myself to see it

[maks]

so it's a shitty pissjugs alt

[maks]

piss jugs - would make a shitty alt about it
camoron - same reason as pissjugs

[Captain Janeway]

you're dead ass wrong about me you ginger shut in

[internutt]

you're dead ass wrong about me you ginger shut in

you gonna make it twou taimes squah sept 5th twunty twunty?

[Captain Janeway]

you gonna make it twou taimes squah sept 5th twunty twunty?

Give me a good ramen recipe using pork belly, lemon grass, and no egg

[internutt]

Give me a good ramen recipe using pork belly, lemon grass, and no egg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW21lp833Vo

[Captain Janeway]

Do you think fresh grated ginger would pair well with lemon grass and pork belly in ramen?

[internutt]

https://media.timeout.com/images/105232852/630/472/image.jpg

look i grew up always respecting the new yoak style slice but im seeing so much gay "mohammad's pizza and shawarma" style 1$ slice bullshit im about to deadass take it the fuck back

[maks]

everyone around here swears new haven style is the best because it's misshapen and burned. I disagree, fuck pepe's.

[maks]

mmmm so in the mood for overcooked dough with gigantic bubbles and charred sections

[maks]

there's also a place in new haven that claims to have invented the hamburger and will kick you out if you ask for ketchup, so I bring my own huge bottle and share it

[internutt]

thats really laughable. "original style" in a small pond remains unknown for a reason.

st.louis is a pretty dumb pizza style too tbh

[maks]

fucking yale man

[m0nde]

chicago deep dish with bolognaise in dat shell - yes

[internutt]

https://i.imgur.com/VaAIvfn.gif

[maks]

litchfield distillary makes the best bourbon I've ever had so at least we're #1 in something

[Dustin]

what the hell is new haven style and NY style pizza is best pizza hands down

[Dustin]

Also it'd be pretty lackluster to kick lisa but prob still enjoyable never the less

[m0nde]

litchfield distillary makes the best bourbon I've ever had so at least we're #1 in something

I thought naugatuck was famous and number one in the quality of its naugas

[maks]

what the hell is new haven style and NY style pizza is best pizza hands down

it's exactly how I described it, burned misshapen with gigantic bubbles and no "formal" crust so a lot of pieces have nowhere to grab them. it's basically like if a 9 year old made a pizza in the dark

https://i.redd.it/7m8pr2gu44221.jpg

[maks]

I thought naugatuck was famous and number one in the quality of its naugas

maybe in the 70's. uniroyal left naugatuck like 40 years ago leaving behind one of the most toxic superfund sites in new england

[Garfield]

youd never be able to kcik me in the throat you handicapped piece of shit

[Garfield]

id kick you in the throat but you wouldnt feel it because youre paralyzsed an in a wheelie chair lmao

[Garfield]

i was talking to maks idk why the quote didnt work i forgot how to use all this myspaec technology lol

[maks]

didn't you have your spine removed

[Garfield]

didn't you have your spine removed

replaced with superior materials pretty sureits aluminum or sometihng real light weight so i could kick your ass multiple times if i wanted and not even get tired

[Battery Bits]

Garfield killed cancer, he can kill you too

[Garfield]

with lisa by my sied i could probably bash you all to lil wee bits me mateys

[Battery Bits]

XD

[Garfield]

XtraDick

[maks]

replaced with superior materials pretty sureits aluminum or sometihng real light weight so i could kick your ass multiple times if i wanted and not even get tired

are you immunocompromised

[Wendy <3]

I'd kick lisa's junkie boyfriend in the throat but she killed him, so i can't :bird:

[Battery Bits]

I'd kick lisa's junkie boyfriend in the throat but she killed him, so i can't :bird:

Get a life

[Wendy <3]

Maybe donny should get one :goodone:

[Wendy <3]

Will you finally be satisfied after putting bev in the ground as well?

[m0nde]

youd never be able to kcik me in the throat you handicapped piece of shit

kick you right in the coin pushers and hit the 500 dollar jackpot, bish

[Bev.]

kick you right in the coin pushers and hit the 500 dollar jackpot, bish

hi how are you today

[Battery Bits]

hi how are you today

Message me

[m0nde]

hi how are you today
Good, Bev. What about you? Pls remember to get on messenger

[Cag.]

i wouldn't kick anyone.

[Autistic Spectrum]

your too weak to kick anyone

[Garfield]

i bet i could beat up 99% of the posters on this forum not even being ironic

[Garfield]

the only one i wouldnt is cag because i probaly get aids from the cuts on my knuckles

[Cag.]

well thanks for not picking me to be kicked i guess lol

[Cag.]

did stomple bane die?

[maks]

one can only hope

[Wendy <3]

I would kick the jew girl in the throat

[Cag.]

can you kick your leg that high without hurting yourself?

[juji]

I wonder why I'm not in his list

[maks]

I wonder why I'm not in his list

couldn't think of a funny reaction to write for you

[Wendy <3]

can you kick your leg that high without hurting yourself?


I didn't mean it, i just want your attention :love::puke:

[juji]

couldn't think of a funny reaction to write for you

Perhaps I will be pretending to be idiot to take your real method

[maks]

Perhaps I will be pretending to be idiot to take your real method

That's a good one

Elz: Would be pretending to be idiot to take my real method

[Captain Janeway]

itt the narcissist sucks the e-dick of a man he formerly called a deaf mexican retard