Cup o Tea, a quick bong hit and some tim tam for breakfast, then it's off to rubynet to show these fucktards who's boss

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i want to see you grow as a person emotionally, since you have grown so much as a person physically , and i don't think your daily routine of drug abuse, tea, posting here and torrented tv shows are allowing you to blossom into the woman i know you could be

[internutt]

looooool titel. dp did you see the pic of her actual house in the herpetarium

[Autistic Spectrum]

she lives in the toughest part of penguin island, bet she has to carry a knife on her just to get the mail

[Battery Bits]

A cup of tea sounds good if I get out of bed

[internutt]

A cup of tea sounds good if I get out of bed

why would you not get out of bed? lisa whats on the to do list today?

[Autistic Spectrum]

bath at her mom's, since she broke her air compressor for her blow up bathtub some.time back, then it's off to the market to get cat food for her and Mia to eat, then back home for another spot of tea and gravity bong hits, then she will chat with bev.for 7 hours on messenger

[Battery Bits]

why would you not get out of bed? lisa whats on the to do list today?

I get paid so later I’ll go shopping then tonight I’ll buy some weed

[Battery Bits]

bath at her mom's, since she broke her air compressor for her blow up bathtub some.time back, then it's off to the market to get cat food for her and Mia to eat, then back home for another spot of tea and gravity bong hits, then she will chat with bev.for 7 hours on messenger

This seems about right except I smoke joints, not bongs

[Autistic Spectrum]

you are wasting your precious weed by smoking joints

[Battery Bits]

you are wasting your precious weed by smoking joints

No actually it wastes less than a bong

[Battery Bits]

And it’s just a better way to smoke it

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Gravity-Bong

do you have an empty bottle and some tinfoil, just try it you will love it

[Battery Bits]

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Gravity-Bong

do you have an empty bottle and some tinfoil, just try it you will love it

We call those “bucket bongs”

No I like my joints

[Autistic Spectrum]

at least smoke a blunt

[Autistic Spectrum]

is this the 1960's who the fuck smokes joints

[Battery Bits]

What’s the difference between a blunt and a joint?

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa what percentage of your weekly money goes toward weed

[Battery Bits]

lisa what percentage of your weekly money goes toward weed

None of your business

[Autistic Spectrum]

What’s the difference between a blunt and a joint?

a blunts a cigar wrapper and to make it last longer use some of the tabbaco in the cigar to make a splif

[Autistic Spectrum]

None of your business

aka 75%

[Battery Bits]

a blunts a cigar wrapper and to make it last longer use some of the tabbaco in the cigar to make a splif

What’s a splif?

I just like my little joints

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's budget breakdown

3% cat food
18% housing
4% bath supplies
75% weed

[internutt]

how do you "get paid"?

[Battery Bits]

I buy expensive cat food from the vet

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/whats-the-difference-between-joints-blunts-and-spliffs

how do you smoke weed everyday and not know this

[Battery Bits]

how do you "get paid"?

Through the bank

[Battery Bits]

https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/whats-the-difference-between-joints-blunts-and-spliffs

how do you smoke weed everyday and not know this
I don’t smoke it everyday

[Autistic Spectrum]

how do you "get paid"?

lisa works one day a week at a circus office asking for donations to the child circus her parents sold her too, the rest of her vast fortune is paid by the taxpayers of aus

[internutt]

ok youre being evasive lisa. can you explain even in the vaguest manner what type of employment you have?

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa lives a charmed life, she has nobody who depends on her, she can do all the drugs she wants, she only has to work 6 hours a week, she's got running water, lisa has it all

[Battery Bits]

https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/whats-the-difference-between-joints-blunts-and-spliffs

how do you smoke weed everyday and not know this

Global differences in terminology are also interesting to note. In Europe, for example, the names are reversed: a joint refers to a roll with cannabis and tobacco, whereas a spliff refers to rolled cannabis exclusively. This is because a “joint” is a combination of two items instead of just one.

[Cag.]

I would smoke weed, but it just makes me fat from being hungry.

[Battery Bits]

ok youre being evasive lisa. can you explain even in the vaguest manner what type of employment you have?

I work for a charity at the moment

[Battery Bits]

I would smoke weed, but it just makes me fat from being hungry.

Doesn’t stop me

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a little baggy of pcp from your dealer and sprinkle just a little bit in your joint, become a getto superman and lift cars off the ground

[Battery Bits]

get a little baggy of pcp from your dealer and sprinkle just a little bit in your joint, become a getto superman and lift cars off the ground

Nah

[internutt]

what work do you do for them? do you run their IT programme?

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa have you ever even tried angel dust, how can you know it's not for you

[internutt]

I would smoke weed, but it just makes me fat from being hungry.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0312/4905/products/mac_600x.jpg

[Battery Bits]

They asked me to be supervisor but I said no because I don’t want the extra work

[Battery Bits]

lisa have you ever even tried angel dust, how can you know it's not for you

No

[internutt]

lisa have you ever even tried angel dust, how can you know it's not for you

its not as mental as people say, like some people go apeshit on weed or when drunk, so of course theyll get fucked up on PCP but lots of people do it and are fine and its pretty fukin funny

[internutt]

They asked me to be supervisor but I said no because I don’t want the extra work

why would you not want the extra work? thats litreally the only way to get ahed in life lisa. dont you have a dream? idk real time: do you have a hope? like will you get married?

[Battery Bits]

why would you not want the extra work? thats litreally the only way to get ahed in life lisa. dont you have a dream? idk real time: do you have a hope? like will you get married?

I don’t want to get married

[internutt]

do you want to travel or anything? why not get married and reproduce?

[Battery Bits]

I want a kid... maybe but I’m getting too old, I’m 40

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you need to try pcp,

get a bag of pcp from your dealer, smoke a nice joint with it mixed in then head to the beach

go to where the toursits watch the whales , buy a dark blue swim suit, start swimming out in the ocean, pretend your a whale,

see how many times you get your picture taken by the tourists thinking your a whale, i bet it's more than you would expect it to be

[Autistic Spectrum]

I want a kid... maybe but I’m getting too old, I’m 40

i will give you my seed lisa

[Battery Bits]

i will give you my seed lisa

Gee thanks

[Bev.]

Gee thanks

take him up on it then you can have a little monkey as you call him

[Autistic Spectrum]

well :time: is almost up so you better get over here and get my seed then fly right back because i never want to see you and your bastard child again

[Battery Bits]

take him up on it then you can have a little monkey as you call him

Lol

Get on messenger

[Autistic Spectrum]

is bev talking shit, hmmmm i am calling the police right now on her

[Autistic Spectrum]

bath at her mom's, since she broke her air compressor for her blow up bathtub some.time back, then it's off to the market to get cat food for her and Mia to eat, then back home for another spot of tea and gravity bong hits, then she will chat with bev.for 7 hours on messenger

lisa don't screw up the order of your day, the 7 hours you spend a day on messagner with bev don't start till later

[Bev.]

is bev talking shit, hmmmm i am calling the police right now on her

im just quoteing what she said you look like

[Autistic Spectrum]

my.2nd cousin is an FBI agent, we will just see what he says about this

[Bev.]

my.2nd cousin is an FBI agent, we will just see what he says about this

so its ok lisa call you this all the time and i said i to so imgetting call on it

[Battery Bits]

He’s joking.

I need another cup of tea

[Autistic Spectrum]

bev are you using that predict text thing that me and lisa where doing last night

[Bev.]

He’s joking.

I need another cup of tea

ya lisa so its ok for you to call him that all the time well enjoy him hes all yours

[Autistic Spectrum]

another cup a tea and few more joints and lisa will finally be able to face her busy day and get out of bed

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa let's name our child donny after bev's grandson

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can play him icp music, and i can never meet him even once

[Battery Bits]

ya lisa so its ok for you to call him that all the time well enjoy him hes all yours

Thanks I will

Dp I’m to enjoy you, you’re all mine

[Bev.]

lisa let's name our child donny after bev's grandson

ok now its my turn to call my niece and get uou for slander

[Battery Bits]

another cup a tea and few more joints and lisa will finally be able to face her busy day and get out of bed

I don’t have any joints yet

[Bev.]

I don’t have any joints yet

lisa stay in there and you can help put donny down to with your buddy

[Battery Bits]

lisa stay in there and you can help put donny down to with your buddy

What are you talking about?

[Autistic Spectrum]

Beverly you don't think it would be nice to name Lisa's child after your grandson wtf

is Lisa's unborn kid not good enough to have your family's name

[Battery Bits]

I would never put him down, I love him and he knew it

[Bev.]

What are you talking about?

his post bringing donny into his post

[Autistic Spectrum]

Darlene for a girl and Donald for a boy

[Battery Bits]

his post bringing donny into his post

So you’re angry at me about it?

[Battery Bits]

Darlene for a girl and Donald for a boy

No Astral for a girl, Akira maybe for a boy

[Bev.]

So you’re angry at me about it?

no you could have told him stop bringing donnys name in his post

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa will probably just end up naming him crocodile dundee or kangaroo jack or some other weird aussie name

[Battery Bits]

It seemed harmless enough

[Autistic Spectrum]

No Astral for a girl, Akira maybe for a boy

oh I see you want to have an anime child

[Battery Bits]

oh I see you want to have an anime child

Lol

[Bev.]

It seemed harmless enough

what bringing donny into his post is ok with you

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't name the kid Beverly she will have her niece sue you for copyright infringement

[Battery Bits]

what bringing donny into his post is ok with you

What do you want me to do about it?

[Bev.]

[QUOTE=Battery Bits;775926805]What do you want me to do about it?[/QUjust enjoy it

[Battery Bits]

Fine.

And thanks for ignoring me on messenger

[Autistic Spectrum]

so bev you can walk in this thread and call me a monkey which is disparaging and rude, and i can say something like it would be nice if lisa named her child after donny which people do all the time in tribute to the person, eg you name your kid after your fav grandfather, and then you have the nerve to be all rightous and say i was saying anything mean when you in fact where the one who was mean


i would like an apology for myself and lisa right now , or you will be going on my ingore list

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm waiting bev.....

[clay]

did bev kill donny for the insurance money? more to come

[Autistic Spectrum]

still have not gotten an apology form bev for hurting my fellings

[clay]

thats a bannedable offense

[Bev.]

thats a bannedable offense

hey clay big party at my house im useing the money i killed donny for hope you can make it

[Autistic Spectrum]

hey clay big party at my house im useing the money i killed donny for hope you can make it

showing the police this and the monkey post

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can't believe she admitted murder and insurance fraud publicly like that

[Lina Goldberg]

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Gravity-Bong

do you have an empty bottle and some tinfoil, just try it you will love it

Weed is bad enough don't use Tinfoil you'll end up with Alzheimer

[Bev.]

still have not gotten an apology form bev for hurting my fellings

im very sorry i do like you