Jon's out of town for CTO bussiness, and i'm horny

[Cag.]

who wants to come over and help me out lmao

[root ghost]

Elz does

[Cag.]

If Monde joins him then ok ^____^

[clay]

stompleb would really like the opportunity to impress you with his virgin abilities

[Cag.]

everyone can come over jon can't satisfy me, so maybe all the middle aged men of this forum can

[root ghost]

I wish I was that guy

[reno]

saw this coming from a mile away, the increased posting activity created my suspicions . .. and now this thread is all the proof i need.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cags a huge slut who want's a rubynet gangbang

[m0nde]

I'll tell elezzzark to contact you, cag. don't worry

[root ghost]

I'll tell elezzzark to contact you, cag. don't worry

[Cag.]

jon comes home in 3 days so he better hurry up

[internutt]

jon comes home in 3 days so he better hurry up

chrck ur pmz

[Simio]

I’m gonna fly down to Austin to have the time of my life!

[juji]

biggest question, why Jon doesn't post here anymore?

[m0nde]

biggest question, why Jon doesn't post here anymore?

he's afraid of you, obviously

[Cag.]

I have never asked him, we don't talk very much, he just leaves me lists of chores

[maks]

biggest question, why Jon doesn't post here anymore?

he;s been on a quest to throw the one ring into the fires of mt. doom

[internutt]

what does your eema think of your boychik?

[juji]

my theory: cag killed Jon, then got inherited by his bank account and sold all firearms

[Cag.]

elz are you coming over or not, I need dick and I need it now

[internutt]

juji this is your chance. jon is long gone. send her a pic of your weiner and seal the deal

[m0nde]

elezzzark you're not going to get another chance like this, go now, maite

[root ghost]

elz are you coming over or not, I need dick and I need it now

elz go now

[Cag.]

elz if you fuck me for more than 3 minutes then you will have beaten jon in the cto wars, he can only last 2 and a half minutes tops

[root ghost]

elz if you fuck me for more than 3 minutes then you will have beaten jon in the cto wars, he can only last 2 and a half minutes tops

omg

[m0nde]

:rofl: <3

[Bev.]

elz if you fuck me for more than 3 minutes then you will have beaten jon in the cto wars, he can only last 2 and a half minutes tops

watch it your getting rootbeer all excited

[internutt]

how big is jons sausage

[internutt]

watch it your getting rootbeer all excited

bev ur starting to make some gud1s lately

[juji]

i pmed you a pic of my little john

[Cag.]

5 inches and very skinny, he has alot of trouble keeping his erection, he makes me dress up in all these weird costumes when we have sex

[m0nde]

5 inches and very skinny, he has alot of trouble keeping his erection, he makes me dress up in all these weird costumes when we have sex

hmm, what kinds of costumes?

[internutt]

does his weewee shoot in burstfire mode?

[Cag.]

he makes me wear nazi uniforms, and also makes me pretend I'm a dog and I have to wear a collar and he walks me in the backyard and won't get fully hard until I piss on a mail box

[juji]

he makes me wear nazi uniforms, and also makes me pretend I'm a dog and I have to wear a collar and he walks me in the backyard and won't get fully hard until I piss on a mail box

that's very weird way to have an erection

[internutt]

cag post pics of some costumes

[maks]

i pmed you a pic of my little john

[m0nde]

he makes me wear nazi uniforms, and also makes me pretend I'm a dog and I have to wear a collar and he walks me in the backyard and won't get fully hard until I piss on a mail box

hmm, have you ever been made to do this and neigh on command?

https://i.redd.it/nmln8l97fpk01.jpg

[Cag.]

omg I have almost the same costume lmao

[internutt]

now imagine that but its scat and everyone is shitting. ungh

[m0nde]

omg I have almost the same costume lmao

:tup:

[Autistic Spectrum]

jesus christ cag you are a married woman

[internutt]

jesus christ cag you are a married woman

are you saying that unmarried women are somehow lesser?

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'm saying cag took vows to be faithful to her husband and she's breaking them

[m0nde]

jesus christ cag you are a married woman

cag cones here, to this thread, flirts with all of us and then when we send her dick pics she had to remind us she's a happily married woman

[root ghost]

that's very weird way to have an erection

Go be with cag she needs it bro

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz I'm sure.you.have her address in your cag folder, just show up at her house.and give her.your.little John in person

[juji]

I don't have cag folder anymore since I deleted everything related to cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did you do that

[Simio]

why did you do that

Bitter ex lover. We don’t talk anymore

[Battery Bits]

Bitter ex lover. We don’t talk anymore

No-one is talking to you retard

[internutt]

elezzark is an epsilon semi moron. mexican scientists poured antifreeze and tequila into his testtube

[Simio]

No-one is talking to you retard

Both my parents love me! And are not separated!!

[juji]

why did you do that

Cag betrayed me

[Battery Bits]

Cag betrayed me

How did she betray you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

she married jon, but now there getting a divorce and her and elz can get married

[Battery Bits]

I think Cag can choose her own partners

[Autistic Spectrum]

cto wars, part 2, the elz strikes back

snort

[m0nde]

thank you dp. I'll take it from here:

abd it came to pass that cag, drunk off the thrill of cagfishing some aspie into sending her dick pics, posted them on the forum and began openly flirting with the powerful cto adversary of jon,.
during the first salvo, elezzzark claimed that cag had betrayed to him and he had deleted everything he had saved about his one true love.

cag was out the door, drunk on rum, tequila, coccaine and the tingle between her thighs that drew her to elezzzark's machismo

tune in tomorrow to find out what transpires in the saga of the

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