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Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:32 AM
I still have to vacuum the lounge room but everything else seems to be in order

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 10:33 AM
i dare you to answer the door naked and try and suck the inspectors dick

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:34 AM
what the fuck is that inspector going to do when he sees the size of your ass?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:35 AM
i dare you to answer the door naked and try and suck the inspectors dick
My real estate lady is a she

m0nde
12-04-2019, 10:37 AM
she may be into pawg

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 10:37 AM
lisa if i order a pizza to your house , will you hide a camera and awnser the door naked and see if the delivery man let's you suck his dick, and send me the video of what happens

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:38 AM
At 7am I will vacuum the lounge room

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:39 AM
lisa if i order a pizza to your house , will you hide a camera and awnser the door naked and see if the delivery man let's you suck his dick, and send me the video of what happens

No.

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:39 AM
https://cdn6.ep.dynamics.net/s3/rw-propertyimages/45d2-S1985092-hires.6937-IMG0370.JPG
https://cdn6.ep.dynamics.net/s3/rw-propertyimages/c6cb-H1985092-hires.5508-IMG0379.JPG

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 10:39 AM
No.

please, think about it, free pizza and maybe some pizzza man cock

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:40 AM
https://i.imgur.com/UdTkQRK.jpg

m0nde
12-04-2019, 10:40 AM
https://cdn6.ep.dynamics.net/s3/rw-propertyimages/45d2-S1985092-hires.6937-IMG0370.JPG
https://cdn6.ep.dynamics.net/s3/rw-propertyimages/c6cb-H1985092-hires.5508-IMG0379.JPG

is that a days inn motel room?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:41 AM
please, think about it, free pizza and maybe some pizzza man cock

I don’t want pizza man cock

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:41 AM
You’ve ruined me for other men dp

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:43 AM
dp how does lisas bathroom look for some PAWG action? kinda cramped

https://i.imgur.com/HUffCQn.jpg

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:44 AM
That’s why I go to my mum’s house for a bath

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:45 AM
do you ever have to squeeze and push your way through the door when your PAWG ass gets stuck in the frame?

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:45 AM
do you know how many big american dollars dp would give for that?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:45 AM
I’m 5”1

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 10:46 AM
I’m like a little ball of butt

internutt
12-04-2019, 10:51 AM
i have to put a plastic bag over my computer chair seat when i post on rubycalaber

Desolation
12-04-2019, 10:56 AM
I’m 5”1

Ooo a spinner you just keep getting more dreamy

Wendy <3
12-04-2019, 11:32 AM
dp how does lisas bathroom look for some PAWG action? kinda cramped

https://i.imgur.com/HUffCQn.jpg

That's where rootbeer almost lost his life to a midget

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 11:33 AM
i still can't believe lisa shoved him though s glass shower door, she was like 90 pounds

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 11:35 AM
I’m tough

Bev.
12-04-2019, 11:36 AM
I’m tough

that you are

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 11:38 AM
that you are

;)

Wendy <3
12-04-2019, 11:39 AM
Rooty is a pansy

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 11:40 AM
Why?

You think he should of slapped me?

internutt
12-04-2019, 11:49 AM
Why?

You think he should of slapped me?

"140 IQ" (there is no such thing as an IQ over 130 anyway LOL)

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 11:51 AM
Why?

You think he should of slapped me?

he should have restrained your little ass so he did not get shoved through a glass door

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 11:52 AM
"140 IQ" (there is no such thing as an IQ over 130 anyway LOL)

Um yes there is and mine is bigger than 140

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 11:52 AM
he should have restrained your little ass so he did not get shoved through a glass door

Awww

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 11:53 AM
like he's what 300 pounds, maybe sit on you so you did not try and kill him

internutt
12-04-2019, 11:54 AM
Um yes there is and mine is bigger than 140

140 inch ass

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 11:54 AM
Um yes there is and mine is bigger than 140

i'm smarter than you

http://www.test-iq.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5.jpg

m0nde
12-04-2019, 11:56 AM
lool, is that an online iq test?

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 11:57 AM
i am very smart

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 11:57 AM
that's my iq, smartest poster, best poster, biggest cock,

Bev.
12-04-2019, 11:58 AM
i'm smarter than you

http://www.test-iq.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5.jpg

im a 144 and that is no lie

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 11:59 AM
i'm smarter than you

http://www.test-iq.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5.jpg

That’s a nice score

But mine is still higher

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:00 PM
that's my iq, smartest poster, best poster, biggest cock,

Lol

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:00 PM
Ruby is 168

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:00 PM
well your not smart enough to realize i googled iq test results and picked an img then posted it

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:01 PM
well your not smart enough to realize i googled iq test results and picked an img then posted it

No I thought you might have but it wouldn’t surprise me if yours was that high is all

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:01 PM
the part where it says 2014 in the picture shoud have given it away you have all failed my iq test

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:02 PM
mines over 9000

Bev.
12-04-2019, 12:02 PM
well your not smart enough to realize i googled iq test results and picked an img then posted it

that just gose to prove your a great and smart poster

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:02 PM
the part where it says 2014 in the picture shoud have given it away you have all failed my iq test

Lol I’m in between cleaning and didn’t even look that closely dp

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:03 PM
i would have spoted it instantly, because my iq is so high

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:04 PM
i would have spoted it instantly, because my iq is so high

lol

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:06 PM
i have never finished an iq test because every-time i do it breaks the test and can't measure my intelligence quota , the machine always sets on fire when they feed my multi choice answers though it

Bev.
12-04-2019, 12:06 PM
i would have spoted it instantly, because my iq is so high

i agree i didnt notice it so yes you are smarter then me

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:11 PM
You think he should of slapped me?

2 degrees

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:12 PM
2 degrees

Yes I have 2 degrees.

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:15 PM
Yes I have 2 degrees.

oh, you do? what are they in?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:18 PM
oh, you do? what are they in?

I have a double major in history and drama

Then I have a teaching degree

m0nde
12-04-2019, 12:21 PM
I have a double major in history and drama

Then I have a teaching degree

impressive, how many years of school did they take to get?

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:24 PM
Clay's lisa banner breaks the fourm on my s10

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:24 PM
impressive, how many years of school did they take to get?

The bachelors was 3 years but I did it part time and worked as well so it took me 5 years.

The teaching was 2 years (you have to already have a degree to do it) but I did it as a double load and completed it in one year.

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:24 PM
lisa doxx is not mobile friendly

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:24 PM
I have a double major in history and drama

Then I have a teaching degree

wow really. so how long did you teach for?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:25 PM
wow really. so how long did you teach for?

About 5 years

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:26 PM
only 5 years? why'd you stop?

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:27 PM
she ______ a kids ____

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:32 PM
only 5 years? why'd you stop?

My grandfather was dying and I stopped and moved to help look after him and I just never wanted to go back to teaching. I might again some day but right now I work for a charity and I like it

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:32 PM
she ______ a kids ____

I did not you stupid asshole

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:34 PM
My grandfather was dying and I stopped and moved to help look after him and I just never wanted to go back to teaching. I might again some day but right now I work for a charity and I like it

why would you not want to go back to the thing you spent so much time getting qualified to do and that pays well and is pretty easy?

you said just today you are "poor". why not become a teacher again?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:35 PM
why would you not want to go back to the thing you spent so much time getting qualified to do and that pays well and is pretty easy?

It’s not easy, snot faces can be difficult.

I’m happy doing what I’m doing right now, which is not much.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:37 PM
It’s not easy at all.

First you have to do nearly as many years university as a doctor

Then you get paid very a very average wage, I used to get $40 an hour.

Then it is a LOT of work. All that work kids do is not handed to you, you have to create it and plan like 3 different lessons for each lesson to cater for different levels

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 12:38 PM
and kids are sexier than you would think, and you cant just go around and fuck them

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:39 PM
and kids are sexier than you would think, and you cant just go around and fuck them

I’m not a god damn pedophile you fuckwit

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:39 PM
whats your next move?

m0nde
12-04-2019, 12:40 PM
I thought most people teach because they like doing it. what's the point of spending years in school to do something for a relatively short time and just leave

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:41 PM
whats your next move?

I might go back to teaching but there is some questionable content on google under my name so I’d need to change my name.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:42 PM
I thought most people teach because they like doing it. what's the point of spending years in school to do something for a relatively short time and just leave

You don’t know many teachers

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:42 PM
https://www.xvideos.com/video37719963/married_teacher_fucked_by_bbc_student.

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:44 PM
it just doesnt sound very good or truthful tbh. like how long has it been since you stopped teaching?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:44 PM
it just doesnt sound very good or truthful tbh. like how long has it been since you stopped teaching?

It’s true you fucking mental patient

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:45 PM
https://www.xvideos.com/video40406035/i_analy_fucked_my_teacher_last_night_ " i analy (sic) fucked my teacher last night!"

Bev.
12-04-2019, 12:46 PM
https://www.xvideos.com/video40406035/i_analy_fucked_my_teacher_last_night_ " i analy (sic) fucked my teacher last night!"

lol your funny

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:48 PM
lol your funny

bev what porn site do you use most? pornhub or xvideos or something else

m0nde
12-04-2019, 12:50 PM
does New S Wales or whatever province you're in allow mentally ill people who "take medicines because they hear voices and to stop them from killing themselves" to teach?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:50 PM
does New S Wales or whatever province you're in allow mentally ill people who "take medicines because they hear voices and to s
stop them from killing themselves" to teach?

Lots of teachers take medication

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:50 PM
And the ones that don’t drink

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:51 PM
Besides I’m not on any blacklist for anything at all

internutt
12-04-2019, 12:52 PM
Besides I’m not on any blacklist for anything at all

lol orly?

m0nde
12-04-2019, 12:54 PM
Lots of teachers take medication

that's cool then, good luck

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:55 PM
lol orly?

Really you morons

Bev.
12-04-2019, 12:56 PM
that's cool then, good luck

teaching kids today i think you need to be on meds kids are bad today

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 12:58 PM
teaching kids today i think you need to be on meds kids are bad today

Teachers drink in the staff room.

Some teachers shoot up drugs.

Teachers are just people

Bev.
12-04-2019, 01:00 PM
Teachers drink in the staff room.

Some teachers shoot up drugs.

Teachers are just people

rearly its not that way in america they would lose there jobs

m0nde
12-04-2019, 01:00 PM
so they're hiring teachers who are known, documented to be suicidal and mentally ill, or ones who are alcoholics, or ones who take heroin?

internutt
12-04-2019, 01:01 PM
this is how lisa sees the world. everyone but her is on tons of drugs, is mentally ill and suicidal.

no wonder she thought she could get away with groping kids' _______s.

Bev.
12-04-2019, 01:03 PM
so they're hiring teachers who are known, documented to be suicidal and mentally ill, or ones who are alcoholics, or ones who take heroin?

well if thats the case they would be no teacher to teach the kids we send our kids to school to learn but not to drink and do drugs and if a teacher was caught drinking or doing drugs they would be fired at onceand go to jail

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 01:03 PM
Lisa would have to stop posting here if she went back to teaching

Bev.
12-04-2019, 01:04 PM
Lisa would have to stop posting here if she went back to teaching

im glad my grand kids go to schoolin america

internutt
12-04-2019, 01:05 PM
well if thats the case they would be no teacher to teach the kids we send our kids to school to learn but not to drink and do drugs and if a teacher was caught drinking or doing drugs they would be fired at onceand go to jail

ok boomer

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:05 PM
so they're hiring teachers who are known, documented to be suicidal and mentally ill, or ones who are alcoholics, or ones who take heroin?

I’m not “documented” as anything you fucking idiot

m0nde
12-04-2019, 01:05 PM
I'm not saying that. I'm.saying that a teacher is vetted and won't be hired with those things on their record. It's a liability and it's easier to hire someone without that baggage if they're available.
if you live in a place which is that desperate for teachers, that's horrible.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:05 PM
im glad my grand kids go to schoolin america

Our schools are better here than there

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 01:05 PM
How many times have you checked into the puzzle factory lisa

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:06 PM
I'm not saying that. I'm.saying that a teacher is vetted and won't be hired with those things on their record. It's a liability and it's easier to hire someone without that baggage if they're available.
if you live in a place which is that desperate for teachers, that's horrible.
What “record”? you fucking dipshit

m0nde
12-04-2019, 01:06 PM
I’m not “documented” as anything you fucking idiot

ah, so youre not on disability for a mental illness? Abd there is no state documentation on the type of illness you have and what medications you're taking and why?

internutt
12-04-2019, 01:07 PM
I’m not “documented” as anything you fucking idiot

Yes you are lisa. Yes you are.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:07 PM
Yes you are lisa. Yes you are.

No I’m not.

Bev.
12-04-2019, 01:07 PM
Our schools are better here than there

well i dont think so i have a daughter thats a lawyer and one a doctor and anpther a nurse

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:07 PM
ah, so youre not on disability for a mental illness? Abd there is no state documentation on the type of illness you have and what medications you're taking and why?

No there isn’t, in fact that would be illegal.

internutt
12-04-2019, 01:08 PM
you need to get a job, do something productive.

m0nde
12-04-2019, 01:08 PM
What “record”? you fucking dipshit
why're you becoming so agitated? I'm trying to understand how someone who has described herself has being a danger to herself (takes medicines to stop herself from committing suicide) is allowed to be around kids in a classroom setting

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:08 PM
you need to get a job, do something productive.

You.

I got one.

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 01:10 PM
how many hours did you work last week lisa

internutt
12-04-2019, 01:10 PM
my parnets are very rich so they give me anything i want and therefore i dont want to work

you need to get a job. i can get you a job as my maid if you come to korea

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:12 PM
how many hours did you work last week lisa

8. Lol

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 01:18 PM
are there any cute guys or gals in your office

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 01:18 PM
the office Christmas party seems like the best time to break your dry spell

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:19 PM
are there any cute guys or gals in your office

No they are all old women

It’s a charity

Bev.
12-04-2019, 01:20 PM
the office Christmas party seems like the best time to break your dry spell

i told her the same thing last night find some one there

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 01:20 PM
the office Christmas party seems like the best time to break your dry spell

I have the Xmas dinner tonight, then another one next week but there will not be anyone for me to meet

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 01:22 PM
steal a baby penguin from the island,, get a tub of Crisco and grease it up and shove it down your pants

Wendy <3
12-04-2019, 02:22 PM
rearly its not that way in america they would lose there jobs

Teachers were doing drugs when i was in school. Kids are stupid and ugly anyway everyone hates them

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:26 PM
Teachers were doing drugs when i was in school. Kids are stupid and ugly anyway everyone hates them

Teachers are just people

It takes all sorts

m0nde
12-04-2019, 02:37 PM
I'm sure teachers are doing all kinds of things after being on the job, but no school district wants the liability of hiring a known problem individual. abd I'm sure that position is vetted more deeply than others

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:38 PM
I'm sure teachers are doing all kinds of things, but no school district wants the liability of hiring a known problem individual. abd I'm sure that position is vetted more deeply than others

They do a criminal check

And I have a clean record

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 02:39 PM
did you take a bath today lisa

Bev.
12-04-2019, 02:39 PM
I'm sure teachers are doing all kinds of things after being on the job, but no school district wants the liability of hiring a known problem individual. abd I'm sure that position is vetted more deeply than others

im sure i would not like a drunk or drug user teaching my gran kids

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:40 PM
did you take a bath today lisa

Not yet. I have to wait for the flat inspection which will be anytime in the next 2 and a half hours.

Then I’ll go to mum’s house and clean her house.

Then I’ll have a bath.

Then I’ll come home and get ready for the Xmas dinner

m0nde
12-04-2019, 02:40 PM
im sure i would not like a drunk or drug user teaching my gran kids

what about a mentally ill one?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:41 PM
im sure i would not like a drunk or drug user teaching my gran kids

At least teachers are qualified unlike parents

Bev.
12-04-2019, 02:41 PM
what about a mentally ill one?

that to

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:42 PM
You don’t get to choose that.

What training or qualifications did you have to become a parent?

Bev.
12-04-2019, 02:43 PM
At least teachers are qualified unlike parents

are you telling me my kids were not good parents

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:43 PM
are you telling me my kids were not good parents

No.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:45 PM
But I’ve seen some shit parents

All I’m saying is at least teachers are qualified.

I did 5 years worth of study and training to become a teacher.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:46 PM
Yet I could have had a bunch of kids with no training or qualifications at all.

m0nde
12-04-2019, 02:47 PM
you have 5 years of teaching experience as well, so that's fine, but could you handle the pressure of dealing with them?

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:48 PM
I don’t know.

I’m getting there.

m0nde
12-04-2019, 02:48 PM
I don’t know.

I’m getting there.

:tup:

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:48 PM
And sometimes dealing with the parents is worse than dealing with the kids

Bev.
12-04-2019, 02:49 PM
you have 5 years of teaching experience as well, so that's fine, but could you handle the pressure of dealing with them?

ya cause the teachers were allowed to drink and do drugs so the kids got away with lots of shit cause the teachers were not paying attention to them

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:51 PM
I went to meetings with police because oftentimes you have troubled students but the police are dealing with their parents, like one guy running down the street with an axe threatening to kill people yet he has a child in school. There parents are often the pointy end of the stick.

Yet some have the audacity to say a teacher with a clean record shouldn’t be a teacher.

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:52 PM
And teachers tend to stick together and have each other’s back.

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 02:53 PM
I think prostitution is legal in Australia, do that instead, better hours ,pays better

m0nde
12-04-2019, 02:54 PM
I went to meetings with police because oftentimes you have troubled students but the police are dealing with their parents, like one guy running down the street with an axe threatening to kill people yet he has a child in school. There parents are often the pointy end of the stick.

Yet some have the audacity to say a teacher with a clean record shouldn’t be a teacher.

sounds like a really trashy situation. in my whole time going to school in the US or Canada I never encountered anything like that

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:54 PM
I think prostitution is legal in Australia, do that instead, better hours ,pays better

It is and prostitutes pay tax

I got offered a lot of money to be a prostitute when I was younger but I never wanted to be one

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:55 PM
sounds like a really trashy situation. in my whole time going to school in the US or Canada I never encountered anything like that

Well times like that is why teachers have meetings with the police

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:56 PM
And you would have never been aware of what goes on in other kid’s homes

Bev.
12-04-2019, 02:58 PM
sounds like a really trashy situation. in my whole time going to school in the US or Canada I never encountered anything like that

it sure dose to me it wasnt like that here ive been to my gran kids school and never heard of this

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 02:59 PM
it sure dose to me it wasnt like that here ive been to my gran kids school and never heard of this

Oh you think criminals can’t have kids? Because they do

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 02:59 PM
in some kids homes the parents make them clean there house before they are allowed to take a bath

Bev.
12-04-2019, 02:59 PM
It is and prostitutes pay tax

I got offered a lot of money to be a prostitute when I was younger but I never wanted to be one

WOW WERE YOU A REACHER THEN

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 03:00 PM
in some kids homes the parents make them clean there house before they are allowed to take a bath

LOL

I do it just to help my mum out, it’s a big house and she has arthritis and stuff

Autistic Spectrum
12-04-2019, 03:00 PM
you would think an entire country founded with criminals from Europe family life would be top notch

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 03:00 PM
WOW WERE YOU A REACHER THEN

No I was at university

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 03:01 PM
you would think an entire country founded with criminals from Europe family life would be top notch

America was also a penal colony

m0nde
12-04-2019, 03:03 PM
Well times like that is why teachers have meetings with the police

well, good luck to you, sounds horrible

Bev.
12-04-2019, 03:03 PM
America was also a penal colony

if america is as bad as you say why do you want to come to america

m0nde
12-04-2019, 03:04 PM
A lot of parts of the US are horrible, but that's not going to stop me from going there

Bev.
12-04-2019, 03:04 PM
well, good luck to you, sounds horrible

i cant waite to try that beer

Battery Bits
12-04-2019, 03:05 PM
if america is as bad as you say why do you want to come to america

To visit you!