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Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 09:38 PM
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juji
12-11-2019, 09:39 PM
another selfish thread

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 09:39 PM
You’re retarded

juji
12-11-2019, 09:41 PM
See? snoflaah, I meant like that

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 09:41 PM
Wtf are you even talking about you retard

juji
12-11-2019, 09:42 PM
Wtf are you even talking about you retard

You are supposed to read new threads first before you create the selfish thread

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 09:43 PM
You are supposed to read new threads first before you create the selfish thread

I did read them

juji
12-11-2019, 09:44 PM
I did read them

Try again

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 09:45 PM
Try again

Lol no.

You’re retarded.

Wendy <3
12-11-2019, 10:07 PM
Stop being mean

m0nde
12-11-2019, 10:10 PM
:hmm:

Wendy <3
12-11-2019, 10:14 PM
I thought she was going to start being nice but it seems i was wrong

Desolation
12-11-2019, 10:19 PM
lisa u have lice

Desolation
12-11-2019, 10:21 PM
gotta get flea shampooed before your christmas party

Wendy <3
12-11-2019, 10:23 PM
Try not to get thrown down any stairs at the christmas party :cheerup:

m0nde
12-11-2019, 10:37 PM
deworming pills, more like

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 10:48 PM
Lame.

I’m just having a beer.

Desolation
12-11-2019, 10:51 PM
Show up, get 1 or 2 rolling rocks in you and the next thing you know you’re getting fucked for meth again

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 10:53 PM
I never got fucked for meth

Desolation
12-11-2019, 10:55 PM
Maybe not exactly but you got fucked by a meth infested dick. And that sudafed cock knocked you up

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 10:57 PM
Whatever try hard

Desolation
12-11-2019, 10:58 PM
Seriously these are facts, I’m not “trying hard”. If I was I’d pick offline enchantress and pick up a lvl1 blight stone. Instead I’m simply saying there are 2 murders you’ve committed. Killing a baby and killing a heroin junkie

Desolation
12-11-2019, 10:59 PM
And you slaughtered meth semen

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 10:59 PM
I haven’t killed anyone you try hard sack of shit

Desolation
12-11-2019, 11:01 PM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/294/hrd.png

Desolation
12-11-2019, 11:02 PM
Gordons gonna getcha

Desolation
12-11-2019, 11:02 PM
The 3 G’s

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 11:02 PM
You’re lame.

Desolation
12-11-2019, 11:04 PM
If lame is avoiding terrible life decisions then I’m a plain jane

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 11:04 PM
If lame is avoiding terrible life decisions then I’m a plain jane

No it’s being a try hard dickhead

Desolation
12-11-2019, 11:05 PM
Lisa we’re the only 2 girls left on this forum we gotta stick togetver

Battery Bits
12-11-2019, 11:06 PM
Then quit being a dickhead

Desolation
12-11-2019, 11:07 PM
I can’t help I was cursed with a feminine penis please stop bringing it up

internutt
12-12-2019, 02:54 AM
lisa did you "pwn" your living and conscious offspring so you could attend xmas parties with 80 year old wom3n?

are you sexually attracted to old women?

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 03:26 AM
I won a door prize, a tin of tea.

maks
12-12-2019, 05:02 AM
that's wonderful lisa. you should have a nice cup and hang yourself.

Wendy <3
12-12-2019, 06:22 AM
That sounds really fantastic

m0nde
12-12-2019, 06:46 AM
this reminded me of that Leonard Cohen song where he knows that she's half crazy but that's why he wants to be there and she brings him tea and oranges that come all the way from china

maks
12-12-2019, 06:57 AM
Lisa takes you down to her place where she smokes meth

Autistic Spectrum
12-12-2019, 06:57 AM
at least you didn't have to hold back tears at this party after learning your boyfriend killed himself because of you

m0nde
12-12-2019, 07:12 AM
Lisa takes you down to her place where she smokes meth

you know, he tracked down Suzanne like 20 years later and found her living in LA, still insane but surviving

maks
12-12-2019, 07:19 AM
that song reminds me a lot of mcarthur park for some reason

Wendy <3
12-12-2019, 09:29 AM
I didn't realize austrians even celebrated christmas there anyway

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 04:12 PM
at least you didn't have to hold back tears at this party after learning your boyfriend killed himself because of you

Fuck off you piece of shit

maks
12-12-2019, 04:14 PM
go be with donny lisa

Wendy <3
12-12-2019, 05:33 PM
Fuck off you piece of shit

This is not nice you need to cut it out

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:40 PM
This is not nice you need to cut it out

It’s all he deserves

Autistic Spectrum
12-12-2019, 05:44 PM
merry Christmas lisa

Autistic Spectrum
12-12-2019, 05:45 PM
come to America and you can open the big present I got for you

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:45 PM
merry Christmas lisa

Where’s my present?

Simio
12-12-2019, 05:46 PM
lisa should go to america and laugh at donnys grave because she caused him to die. she is a legendary forum troll.

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:46 PM
lisa should go to america and laugh at donnys grave because she caused him to die. she is a legendary forum troll.

Leave, no-one wants you here

Simio
12-12-2019, 05:48 PM
Leave, no-one wants you here

how did you troll donny so hard that he killed himself?

maks
12-12-2019, 05:48 PM
bgd is better than you

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:49 PM
Ban this loser

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:49 PM
bgd is better than you

Nope

internutt
12-12-2019, 05:50 PM
how did you troll donny so hard that he killed himself?

convince his drug addled brain that she had gotten pregnant through mental transferrence of spermies and that she aborted donald jr DJ stone

Simio
12-12-2019, 05:52 PM
convince his drug addled brain that she had gotten pregnant through mental transferrence of spermies and that she aborted donald jr DJ stone

imagine how shitty your life has to be to date someone across the world who is either a heroin addict or a recovering heroin addict lol

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:53 PM
imagine how shitty your life has to be to date someone across the world who is either a heroin addict or a recovering heroin addict lol

No-one will ever date you

internutt
12-12-2019, 05:56 PM
lisa no one agrees with you. id guess that bgd actually has a pretty good irl life qhereas we have full confirmation that your life, dwelling and relationships are conplete crap and the envy of no one.

maks
12-12-2019, 05:56 PM
bgd has 3 degrees and a 150 iq

internutt
12-12-2019, 05:57 PM
i mean your house is fucked up and youre 40?

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 05:57 PM
lisa no one agrees with you. id guess that bgd actually has a pretty good irl life qhereas we have full confirmation that your life, dwelling and relationships are conplete crap and the envy of no one.

Same goes with you.

No-one will ever date you.

Simio
12-12-2019, 05:57 PM
Same goes with you.

No-one will ever date you.

sick burn. donny is laughing from the grave at that one.

internutt
12-12-2019, 06:04 PM
lisa i have dated before and had long relationships. like wut? everyone here knows that except you. its like saying to someone whos driving a car "you cant drive a car"

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 06:05 PM
lisa i have dated before and had long relationships. like wut? everyone here knows that except you. its like saying to someone whos driving a car "you cant drive a car"

Unlikely

internutt
12-12-2019, 06:07 PM
how old do you think i am?

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 06:08 PM
how old do you think i am?

I really don’t care

maks
12-12-2019, 06:10 PM
lisa's insults are like the sort of shit a 13 year old would come out with "you're a retard!" "you'll never get a girlfriend!"

internutt
12-12-2019, 06:12 PM
lisa's insults are like the sort of shit a 13 year old would come out with "you're a retard!" "you'll never get a girlfriend!"

but shes like a 13 hear old complete screwup kid wih no friends and shell yell out at a jock/cheerleader couple who are together holding hands "YOULL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 06:13 PM
but shes like a 13 hear old complete screwup kid wih no friends and shell yell out at a jock couple who are together holding hands "YOULL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

You’re not a jock couple

You’re a mental patient

maks
12-12-2019, 06:14 PM
on tinychat she called me a failure at relationships because I'm not married, and I'm like wow what a childish and narrow minded view of the world assuming that everyone wants that. and if that's her idea of success, where the hell is her husband?

Battery Bits
12-12-2019, 06:15 PM
on tinychat she called me a failure at relationships because I'm not married, and I'm like wow what a childish and narrow minded view of the world assuming that everyone wants that. and if that's her idea of success, where the hell is her husband?

No you were having a go at me and pointed out that you’re single

maks
12-12-2019, 06:15 PM
she would have been better off pulling a stevey and pretending that being a cat lady was her lifelong ambition

internutt
12-12-2019, 06:16 PM
You’re not a jock couple

You’re a mental patient

i am a jock couple i have a twin brother and we are incestuous. we are one.

root ghost
12-12-2019, 06:47 PM
i am a jock couple i have a twin brother and we are incestuous. we are one.

right on

Bev.
12-12-2019, 06:50 PM
i am a jock couple i have a twin brother and we are incestuous. we are one.

thats true twins are very close i have them in my family

maks
12-12-2019, 06:52 PM
umm bev, what do you think incestuous means?

root ghost
12-12-2019, 06:53 PM
thats true twins are very close i have them in my family

bev are you the good twin or the evil twin?

Bev.
12-12-2019, 06:54 PM
umm bev, what do you think incestuous means?

not rearly sure can you tell me

internutt
12-12-2019, 06:54 PM
right on

if you stopped doing drugs, stopped intaking the media you currently do-rap music, podcasts, w/e. stopped your protein/steroid stuff and spent dedicated time exercising your mind instead of your sad, modernity-distorted body you could get a lot more itelligent and your posting might improve as well

Bev.
12-12-2019, 06:55 PM
not rearly sure can you tell me

oh i read it closer now i know sorry i didnt pay much attention to it

internutt
12-12-2019, 06:57 PM
oh i read it closer now i know sorry i didnt pay much attention to it

bev my brother and i are ying and yang we are the same height and sleep in the same bed. we fuck once every moon cycle. a shaman said it would be thus when we were young.

maks
12-12-2019, 07:02 PM
not rearly sure can you tell me

Ask Lisa, she did incestuous stuff with her dad.

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:04 PM
Ask Lisa, she did incestuous stuff with her dad.

i havent talked to here in a while and i stay out of here when she is posten i dont want to get in the middle of her post

maks
12-12-2019, 07:06 PM
i havent talked to here in a while and i stay out of here when she is posten i dont want to get in the middle of her post

that's sad but I think it's the right move. she's a broken person and she was not treating you well.

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:08 PM
that's sad but I think it's the right move. she's a broken person and she was not treating you well.

ive been going christmas shopping with sandy and staying to my self

maks
12-12-2019, 07:08 PM
ive been going christmas shopping with sandy and staying to my self

sandy sounds like a great friend, you're lucky to have her

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:09 PM
sandy sounds like a great friend, you're lucky to have her

yes she is

internutt
12-12-2019, 07:11 PM
ive been going christmas shopping with sandy and staying to my self

what are you buying me? ill give you my mailing address

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:13 PM
what are you buying me? ill give you my mailing address

what would you like

internutt
12-12-2019, 07:14 PM
a pencilcase

internutt
12-12-2019, 07:14 PM
please

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:16 PM
a pencilcase

what

internutt
12-12-2019, 07:19 PM
http://mblogthumb2.phinf.naver.net/MjAxODAyMjZfMTg0/MDAxNTE5NjQ5NDQ5MDg2.CQrkDCuAqDQlzQLieYd_TSHLO7HlCeOQLBE_WhxeH_0g.gk8QzkEiB1Ub_EnDKx404p5z74FFotgxSf cMs-9ryd0g.JPEG.ilyoon0325/%EC%B9%B4%EC%B9%B4%EC%98%A4%ED%95%84%ED%86%B5.jpg?type=w800

maks
12-12-2019, 07:20 PM
that duck's name is tube?

internutt
12-12-2019, 07:20 PM
나한테 보내주면 너무 감사합니당 할머니 건강하세용

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:22 PM
나한테 보내주면 너무 감사합니당 할머니 건강하세용

im sure you have them over there

maks
12-12-2019, 07:26 PM
does tube mean something different in korean, like something related to ducks or did they just throw darts at a dictionary

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:27 PM
does tube mean something different in korean, like something related to ducks or did they just throw darts at a dictionary

lol

maks
12-12-2019, 07:29 PM
holy shit tube is awesome, I have found a new semi permanent avatar character

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:30 PM
holy shit tube is awesome, I have found a new semi permanent avatar character

nice i like it

root ghost
12-12-2019, 07:34 PM
holy shit tube is awesome, I have found a new semi permanent avatar character

oh no his foot fell off

maks
12-12-2019, 07:37 PM
Tube is an inspiration to handicapped people everywhere

Bev.
12-12-2019, 07:37 PM
Tube is an inspiration to handicapped people everywhere

there all cool

maks
12-12-2019, 07:38 PM
damn right, people with one foot deserve as much respect as normal people

maks
12-12-2019, 07:38 PM
as long as they're white