no bullshit. no gimmicks. no mitsis. just real posting. hard and fast.

[internutt]

i know many of you have gimmacks but just in thia tread everyone drop their gimmack and let the shit fly.

lets go!

[maks]

I don't feel like cooking dinner.

[Autistic Spectrum]

my gimmick of wanting to fuck lisa is half true, I'm pretty sure if she came to America I would fuck her just to say I did it

[Battery Bits]

my gimmick of wanting to fuck lisa is half true, I'm pretty sure if she came to America I would fuck her just to say I did it

You’re not on my Christmas list

[maks]

not me, she's gross. she's basically odo from ds9 if he was on a ton of antidepressants and got fat

[internutt]

my gimmick of wanting to fuck lisa is half true, I'm pretty sure if she came to America I would fuck her just to say I did it

i thik it depends because our mental image is of a sketched out grungey methhead but she says she gained weight in her ass so one imagines a nice fat ass to just fuck and dump but the reality is probably she just got lumpy flabby fat and it'd be crigey but youd fuck her anyway for the posting cred

[Simio]

why is lisa so depressed. she always says she has a much better life than everyone here.

[Battery Bits]

not me, she's gross. she's basically odo from ds9 if he was on a ton of antidepressants and got fat
I don’t even want to fuck you, you’re fat with yellow teeth

[Battery Bits]

i thik it depends because our mental image is of a sketched out grungey methhead but she says she gained weight in her ass so one imagines a nice fat ass to just fuck and dump but the reality is probably she just got lumpy flabby fat and it'd be crigey but youd fuck her anyway for the posting cred

I’m not flabby.

[internutt]

why is lisa so depressed. she always says she has a much better life than everyone here.

need a poll: whos life is much, much better than yours? stevey or lisa?

[Battery Bits]

I’m going to America next year but I won’t be fucking dp.

He’d have to come here

[internutt]

I’m not flabby.

well you seem to just sit around getting high and not exercisig and all the fat might have missed your ass and just gone to your stomah. we need some kind of evidence here

[Autistic Spectrum]

all her weight went to her ass, she's like normal everywhere but her fat pawg ass and THIGHS,

[maks]

I don’t even want to fuck you, you’re fat with yellow teeth

who's asking you to

[Simio]

I’m going to America next year but I won’t be fucking dp.

He’d have to come here

sweet, i can't wait to sabotage your trip.

[Battery Bits]

well you seem to just sit around getting high and not exercisig and all the fat might have missed your ass and just gone to your stomah. we need some kind of evidence here

You’re not getting shit

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/dcPel5q.jpg

odo is also the better dresser, lisa dresses like quark

[Simio]

sweet, i can't wait to sabotage your trip.

im going to go all out.

[Battery Bits]

sweet, i can't wait to sabotage your trip.

You’re a retard

[Simio]

You’re a retard

go on bev/your family's facebooks. i have a fake account that about 65% of them added.

[Battery Bits]

go on bev/your family's facebooks. i have a fake account that about 65% of them added.

You’re a pathetic loser with no life

[maks]

can we get back on topic? please shit on lisa in her christmas party thread

[maks]

I jerk off every day before work, after I finish my coffee and before my shower. this morning I wasn't on top of the tissue situation and got semen all over my sweatpants so now I have to find something else to sleep in until they've been washed

[maks]

I could just sleep in my boxers but it's cold

[internutt]

all her weight went to her ass, she's like normal everywhere but her fat pawg ass and THIGHS,

see thats your fantasy but i dont think its reality. she looks pretty crap in some recent facebook pics like a middle aged woman who is in and out of care

[Battery Bits]

see thats your fantasy but i dont think its reality. she looks pretty crap in some recent facebook pics like a middle aged woman who is in and out of care

Dp has seen pics you fucktard

[internutt]

I jerk off every day before work, after I finish my coffee and before my shower. this morning I wasn't on top of the tissue situation and got semen all over my sweatpants so now I have to find something else to sleep in until they've been washed

i have slept naked my entire life. im on and off between nofap and jerking off 5 times a day

[maks]

i have slept naked my entire life. im on and off between nofap and jerking off 5 times a day

sleeping naked is weird to me, I only do it when it's really hot, even if I just had sex I'll usually put my shirt and my boxers back on

[maks]

there's a dog in my lap right now and she's in super pliable mode where she's reaqlly into getting petted and will even let me roll her opver on her back which she usually hates

[maks]

update: she jumped down so I'm lighting a cigarette and wishing I'd made dinner 2 hours ago

[Bev.]

my gimmick of wanting to fuck lisa is half true, I'm pretty sure if she came to America I would fuck her just to say I did it

why dont you go visit her on her birthday in feb and give her her birthday present a good fuck thats what shes looking for go for it

[internutt]

im feeling fuct to make dinner lately i did that big ass turkwy and dry brined it whih was a huge success but i didnt do anything else so ive just been eating tirkwy sandwiches.

[internutt]

why dont you go visit her on her birthday in feb and give her her birthday present a good fuck thats what shes looking for go for it

ive got nipples can ypu miilk me?

[maks]

im feeling fuct to make dinner lately i did that big ass turkwy and dry brined it whih was a huge success but i didnt do anything else so ive just been eating tirkwy sandwiches.

I'm making those rolls in the cardboard tube that you whack on a counter to open, they only take 10 minutes that's about all I hjave the patience for. I was hoping my late lunch would carry me through to bedtime but not happening

[Bev.]

I'm making those rolls in the cardboard tube that you whack on a counter to open, they only take 10 minutes that's about all I hjave the patience for. I was hoping my late lunch would carry me through to bedtime but not happening

you should get a tv dinner its quicker lol

[internutt]

you should get a tv dinner its quicker lol


thats why boomers like you are dying. you dont even k ow what actual food is. literally the worst generation.

fucking scum

[maks]

you should get a tv dinner its quicker lol

I try to avoid microwave stuff, aside from vegetables it just doesn't taste good and most processed frozen crap can be cooked in the oven in less than 20 min

[maks]

I've tried stoeffers, marie calendar, all that shjit, none of it's good in the microwave. even hot pockets are way better out of the oven.

[Bev.]

I've tried stoeffers, marie calendar, all that shjit, none of it's good in the microwave. even hot pockets are way better out of the oven.

i dont eat tv dinners there not as good as they used to be they made them smaller and taste like shit

[maks]

it might have been your old weak 80's microwave, the ones today are hotter and cook faster so they ruin the food even more than the old ones

[Bev.]

it might have been your old weak 80's microwave, the ones today are hotter and cook faster so they ruin the food even more than the old ones

no i just got it 5 month ago

[maks]

I use my microwave for instant spanish rice, frozen vegetables, popcorn, and heating up mugs of cider. that's about it

[maks]

no i just got it 5 month ago

what I mean is the ones in the 70's and 80's didn't get as hot so they took longer but the food came out better

[Bev.]

I use my microwave for instant spanish rice, frozen vegetables, popcorn, and heating up mugs of cider. that's about it

i just use it for left overs and sometimes i heat up my coffee

[internutt]

bev has confirmed she is a true white nigger.

[internutt]

i just use it for left overs and sometimes i heat up my coffee

ever use it for kittycats?

[Bev.]

ever use it for kittycats?

go to hell

[internutt]

the cat scratches at the door while microwave buzzing fills its burning ears. its locked in all it can see is my grinning mouth and emotionless aZn eyes staring at it.

[Wendy <3]

Does the fur fall out everywhere or does it disintegrate

[juji]

This thread wasn't worth to read, isn't internutt a good comedian like dp? I'm pretty sure internutt sucks at making good threads

[Battery Bits]

This thread wasn't worth to read, isn't internutt a good comedian like dp? I'm pretty sure internutt sucks at making good threads