dp, you will not do to me what you've done to everyone who's fallen in love with you

[m0nde]

I WILL be with you and you and I WILL be happy, because I will work to make it so

you can bring whoever you want into this relationship. we are grown ups

[Autistic Spectrum]

the only thing I'm penetrating is God's kingdom, brown curry demon

[m0nde]

you are already exempt from joining God because you are undead and unholy. I will bring you as close to God as you'll ever get.

- love ALWAYS, my friend

[Autistic Spectrum]

stop deflecting the fact that you lead old women on

[m0nde]

an open relationship with you leaves room for them, dp. stop ignoring your flirtation with me and let's commit

I'm not taking no for an answer

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'm not some grandma you can lead on go back.to your mud hut brown man

[m0nde]

why're you getting racist, dp? That didn't stop you from initiating this relationship. I'm willing to be tolerant of your being undead. love will bridge the distance between your pale gray and my brown skin

[Battery Bits]

Back off monde

[internutt]

hey lisa i found somethig very interesting today

[m0nde]

Back off monde

glad you're back, please help me convinced dp to let me suck his dick this post solstice season

[Battery Bits]

Stop sexually harassing dp

That’s my job

[m0nde]

I want to get him on cam

[root ghost]

U guys have to fight for his love

[m0nde]

teach me the way of the exploding coconut

[root ghost]

teach me the way of the exploding coconut

Dp won’t fight back he seems like more of the inspector gadget type

[m0nde]

he can inspect my gadget any time

[root ghost]

Yeah

[Battery Bits]

https://j.gifs.com/OY8AwN.gif

[m0nde]

onion booty

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=onion%20booty