going to see Star wars tomorrow with a bunch of people

[m0nde]

we just finished buying tickets and are getting ready to get fucked up and complain about the movie afterwards

to all of you who have worked your asses off this year, I hope you have a very merry Christmas with family and friends and the best of beginnings in the next decade

to those who need to fuck off, please do everyone in your life a favor and don't burden them with your existence in 2020. this is a time for positive change for all. the best you can do is not be here any more.

[Autistic Spectrum]

kylo ren dies like 3 times , the last time is for real, they made rey the emperor's grand daughter and snoke was just some weird clone thing the emperor made

[Wendy <3]

Fuck off lily

[m0nde]

kylo ren dies like 3 times , the last time is for real, they made rey the emperor's grand daughter and snoke was just some weird clone thing the emperor made

let's watch it together on messenger with our dicks in our hands :swoon:

[root ghost]

i cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and im gonna put my weener through

[m0nde]

i cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and im gonna put my weener through

dragon dick isn't scaly, that's just a myth

[Lexi Persimmons]

Lol i hope you get tossed for being such an asshole.

[Autistic Spectrum]

they also fake out a bunch of deaths then bring them back 10 mins later, like chewbacca on the ship, oh wait it's a different ship he's not really dead, let's wipe cpos memory forever which is really like 3 mins, oh jar jar binks is a sith lord now and let's have the black guy kill him, oh wait he's now cloned again 4 mins later as a new jar jar sith lord

[m0nde]

Lol i hope you get tossed for being such an asshole.

I hope you toss a bunch of nigger salad and get your asshole swollen shut by all that Christmas bbc, Lexi

[m0nde]

they also fake out a bunch of deaths then bring them back 10 mins later, like chewbacca on the ship, oh wait it's a different ship he's not really dead, let's wipe cpos memory forever which is really like 3 mins, oh jar jar binks is a sith lord now and let's have the black guy kill him, oh wait he's now cloned again 4 mins later as a new jar jar sith lord

how the hell did you see this? you're lying dp. stop trying to ruin this for me

[Autistic Spectrum]

i saw it Thursday night, the theater was mostly empty. they un did every plot point from the last movie then had to jam 6 hours worth of new plot in a 2 hour movie

[m0nde]

I hear there's a lot of Carrie Fisher in this, I hope she's not doing telekinetic circus tricks in this

[Autistic Spectrum]

after rey kills kylo ren then force heals him he turns good and becomes ben solo, they had to shove harrison ford in there to force ghost him because pricess leia is dead irl

[Autistic Spectrum]

it was like copy and paste Carrie fisher saying really generic shit, and having that bug eyed moz whoever the fuck explain everything she was doing

[m0nde]

lol, I'm going to tell these people all that shit before the movie, don't care if it's true or not. I hope they rage the fuck out

[Autistic Spectrum]

Kylo ren dies at the end to save rey
Rey is the emperor's grand daughter
Jar Jar Binks is a sith lord on the sith planet where the emperors been hiding out cloning himself and snokes, he comes in at the end to stop rey and kylo from fucking shit up
Han Solo comes back in a force ghost kind of way to talk to kylo ren
everyone else lives but they keep like faking there deaths all the way though

[m0nde]

smokes kills dumbledore

[root ghost]

dragon dick isn't scaly, that's just a myth

Some dragons use coconut oul

[Battery Bits]

Some dragons use coconut oul

Lol

[internutt]

litrally the most ko$her movie ever and youre watching it on hanukkah. ugg the absolute state of this forum

[m0nde]

is tomorrow chsnnukah? 8 days of meshuggah

I hope you get a dreidel and some iTunes cards to dl some Matisyahu, my shiksa meydl

[internutt]

so is cag jewish

[internutt]

also lol if you just ripped that out withot googlig very nice m0nde. you must be down with the yids

[root ghost]

is tomorrow chsnnukah? 8 days of meshuggah

I hope you get a dreidel and some iTunes cards to dl some Matisyahu, my shiksa meydl

Matisyahu was a dope bamd