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maks
12-25-2019, 07:19 PM
that's the best christmas gift I've ever gotten. that's major, like if rootbeer complimented my coconut slapping or ruby complimented my fingernails. I am, no joke, touched. holy shit.

maks
12-25-2019, 07:19 PM
I'm also drunk. quite drunk. merry christmas.

maks
12-25-2019, 07:44 PM
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY FART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU HAD ME SPAYED

internutt
12-25-2019, 07:45 PM
nice.


im wathing livePD and enjoyig watching criminals get taken down hard and fast. i know scum like rootbeer and lily will get taken down for their crimes soon enough.

maks
12-25-2019, 07:47 PM
sadly in this backwards ass country coconut slapping is not yet a crime. pedophiulia though, well lets just say lily's days are numbered I've seen her fbi file it's many many pagesw

internutt
12-25-2019, 07:54 PM
rootbeer is like a decade older thN his current gf. and hes again messing around while ignoring his kids.

i wonder how much he pays in child support

maks
12-25-2019, 09:23 PM
I'll be honest I've dated a girl more than a decade younger than me but not since I was 17

maks
12-25-2019, 09:25 PM
seriously though I dated a 26 year old for a few months last year and she was a gigantic cunt but she paid for her own dinner and didn't make me wear a condom

Wendy <3
12-25-2019, 10:13 PM
Don't fall for it she just wants the D

Wendy <3
12-25-2019, 10:14 PM
In reference to internut complimenting the food

Skooks
12-26-2019, 06:11 AM
I misread the title as "internut complimented my cock"

maks
12-26-2019, 07:56 AM
she does that all the time that's nothing new

Bev.
12-26-2019, 07:59 AM
she does that all the time that's nothing new

how was your christmas and what are you doing new years

internutt
12-26-2019, 08:01 AM
how was your christmas and what are you doing new years

i played on the internet

maks
12-26-2019, 08:02 AM
how was your christmas and what are you doing new years

I made steak and got a painting of dogs playing poker for my office

Bev.
12-26-2019, 08:02 AM
i played on the internet

i had family over it was a great day

internutt
12-26-2019, 08:07 AM
i had family over it was a great day

what is it like to talk to a person inside your house?

Bev.
12-26-2019, 08:08 AM
what is it like to talk to a person inside your house?

what are you btalking about

internutt
12-26-2019, 08:09 AM
what are you btalking about

what does it feel like to... love?

Bev.
12-26-2019, 08:17 AM
what does it feel like to... love?

its great to love your family and your friends

internutt
12-26-2019, 09:06 AM
its great to love your family and your friends

my family was killed by north korea i have a sister but i dont know where she is

Bev.
12-26-2019, 09:26 AM
my family was killed by north korea i have a sister but i dont know where she is

did you try to find her

internutt
12-26-2019, 09:32 AM
did you try to find her

in buddhism we alow fate to take its course. i am sad but i pray to buddha for her.

i want to go to america or australia.

north korea will invade in 2020 and they will capture me by name

Bev.
12-26-2019, 09:34 AM
in buddhism we alow fate to take its course. i am sad but i pray to buddha for her.

i want to go to america or australia.

north korea will invade in 2020 and they will capture me by name

where would you rather go to america or australia you have more friends here in america

internutt
12-26-2019, 09:37 AM
where would you rather go to america or australia you have more friends here in america

thank you i wanting come to america in peaceful state like mastachasets

internutt
12-26-2019, 09:37 AM
cn u help me plz? we so poor

Bev.
12-26-2019, 09:44 AM
cn u help me plz? we so poor

you dont want to come to massachussette it sucks go to new york lots to do and see there

internutt
12-26-2019, 09:50 AM
in new york to many communist and north korean if they find me hey will drug me and rape me then send me to north korea.

i need a quiet safe place in massachrsats. i will get electric fence and buy ar-15 bushmaster and automated gun robots

Bev.
12-26-2019, 09:53 AM
in new york to many communist and north korean if they find me hey will drug me and rape me then send me to north korea.

i need a quiet safe place in massachrsats. i will get electric fence and buy ar-15 bushmaster and automated gun robots

stop makeing this shit up mr trump will help you to be safe any where in america

internutt
12-26-2019, 09:56 AM
are you threatened by an asian who wants to defend theirselves?

i want an ar-15 bushmaster why are you scared of that?

internutt
12-26-2019, 10:12 AM
this is what you americans did to my korean people.


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/28/12/44D0EA3D00000578-0-image-a-22_1506597130448.jpg

Wendy <3
12-26-2019, 10:14 AM
She should be scared of lisa