Things Lisa is very bad at

[maxgoldberg]

Maintaining a healthy weight and basic self-care
Money management
Maintaining healthy relationships
Going outside
Impulse control
Being happy
Caring for animals
Being middle-class
Auto-maintenance

[maxgoldberg]

Imagine being 45 years old, living on the dole in a tiny and filthy apartment, getting black out drunk chatting with people you'll never meet on an outdated ipad air XD

[Battery Bits]

Oh I’m 45 now am I?

Retarded skank

[Battery Bits]

Cag Plays Borderlands 2 (http://www.fjs.click/bl2.mp3) (right click save as)

Subjects:


Murdering Elz
Stabbing people as a child
Guys taking too long to cum in in her
Spreading her pussy on stage
Licking the pole
And much more!



File hosting provided by www.fjs.click




http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg

[maxgoldberg]

Well you look at least 50 lmao

[Battery Bits]

Well you look at least 50 lmao

“lmao”

Nope

[maxgoldberg]

lisa is very very fat lmao

[maxgoldberg]

lets say even if you did somehow manage to lose the weight, your skin would hang in folds lmao

[maxgoldberg]

its the end of the road for you lisa might as well give up now before it only gets worse XD

[Battery Bits]

Nah

You’re an idiot

[maks]

Oh I’m 45 now am I?

Retarded skank

so you have no argument for the other 9 line items?

[maxgoldberg]

She knows it's true lol

[maxgoldberg]

for a woman of 47 years she is really bad at controlling her emotions

[Battery Bits]

so you have no argument for the other 9 line items?

It was all retarded garbage from a desperate slag making up bullshit as usual

I really didn’t think I needed to address it

[maxgoldberg]

Ham pudding won't address the truth its just too much for her to handle lmao

[Battery Bits]

Aside from the fact I did you retard

“lmao”

[maxgoldberg]

Okay okay you're 47

[maxgoldberg]

or at least look 47 anyway from the monstrousity i saw on cosmi lmao

[Battery Bits]

You didn’t see shit you retard

I look young for my age

[maxgoldberg]

Oh I saw you lol. You were breathing really hard just from sitting in place and wear wearing some kind of dirty circus tent as a top. Your hair was a huge mess too. I definitely saw you.

[Battery Bits]

I don’t think so you desperate retard

I didn’t go on cam with you there

[maxgoldberg]

you went on cam after you thought i was gone, but i was still there, on the cosmi app. i saw you, looking exteemely fat and dirty and it was really funny

[Battery Bits]

you went on cam after you thought i was gone, but i was still there, on the cosmi app. i saw you, looking exteemely fat and dirty and it was really funny

Nope.

I left when you came on.

You can’t see shit on that anyway

[maxgoldberg]

you are a fat coward

[maxgoldberg]

i still saw u tho lol

[Battery Bits]

No just don’t want to hang out with a nasty moron like you

I went on cam quite happily with monde and Garfield

[maxgoldberg]

you were really really fat lol. thats gotta suck really bad being that fat.

[m0nde]

I don’t think so you desperate retard

I didn’t go on cam with you thereyou were on cam automatically when you came into kosmi and cag was in there idling, she even went on cam for a blip
she watched you and i talk about that ninja turtles game and then told me about it on discord

she was in there with me and garfield well before you arrived

[Battery Bits]

*YAWN*

Why is there a big white head full of puss on your ass “moles”?

[maks]

It was all retarded garbage from a desperate slag making up bullshit as usual

I really didn’t think I needed to address it

they seem more or less p accurate to me

[Battery Bits]

you were on cam automatically when you came into kosmi and cag was in there idling, she even went on cam for a blip
she watched you and i talk about that ninja turtles game and then told me about it on discord

she was in there with me and garfield well before you arrived
You can’t see shit on those tiny screens

[maxgoldberg]

you were on cam automatically when you came into kosmi and cag was in there idling, she even went on cam for a blip
she watched you and i talk about that ninja turtles game and then told me about it on discord

she was in there with me and garfield well before you arrived

im so glad im not fat like that lol holy shit
xD

[Battery Bits]

they seem more or less p accurate to me

They would to you because you don’t know me as a person at all

[maxgoldberg]

what os going on with this crazy lady lol i did see her and it makes her so angry that she refuses to believe it lol. this is hilarious

[Battery Bits]

You saw a square the size of a thumbnail

[maxgoldberg]

lisa buys a shitty car that constantly breaks down because shes "not a retard" is the funniest thing i have seen today, and possibly the dumbest

[m0nde]

You saw a square the size of a thumbnailso now she saw it? i thought she didnt

[Battery Bits]

so now she saw it? i thought she didnt

You can’t see shit on that

[m0nde]

You can’t see shit on that

lol

[maxgoldberg]

"i buy a shitty car that is contantly breaking down that needs hundreds of dollars worth of repairs every month because i an a smart independent morbidly abuse woman named lisa. i dont need no man"

[maxgoldberg]

i forgot to add middleaged since shes in her 50s

[m0nde]

morbidly abusive, what?

[maks]

They would to you because you don’t know me as a person at all

what am I missing exactly? are you in shape? do you have plenty of money? lots of friends who you go out and hang with? what more do I need to know?

[Battery Bits]

About 2 weeks after I BOUGHT MY OWN CAR I drove into the middle of a flood, the car died and was was floating backwards until a tractor came and pulled me out.

We had to wait until it dried out a bit but I got it started again and then found an alternate rout back home

[m0nde]

if this wasn't covid time, i would be out with my frinds at their cabin or someting. friday was a holiday and so is mondey, fuck this shit

[m0nde]

About 2 weeks after I BOUGHT MY OWN CAR I drove into the middle of a flood, the car died and was was floating backwards until a tractor came and pulled me out.

We had to wait until it dried out a bit but I got it started again and then found an alternate rout back homethat sucks

[Battery Bits]

My car has been through a lot

[Battery Bits]

But it’s still MY car that I bought myself

[maks]

Cag never said it wasn't your car, she said it's a piece of shit. What a weird argument.

[maks]

OH FUCK I BOUGHT COOKIES

[maxgoldberg]

morbidly abusive, what?

morbidly obese. she got huge. i was literally in shock at how fat shes become

[Battery Bits]

Cag never said it wasn't your car, she said it's a piece of shit. What a weird argument.

She’s never bought her own car

[maks]

She’s never bought her own car

what did she drive in LA

[Battery Bits]

what did she drive in LA

Nothing as far as I know

[maks]

I don't think LA is the kind of city where you can do that, it doesn't have new york's mass transit systems

[m0nde]

i'm tired of shitting on lisa. she did admit to lily engaging in pedo activities. now i want to focus on making lisa understand that lily did NOT stop after she found out th guy's real age

[Battery Bits]

“Narrative”

[maxgoldberg]

i have bought a total of 3 cars, two second hand, from my own money, which i later sold, and a brand new one in 2015 that was destroyed by hail. now i have jons old 2013 altima which has nic3 leather seats

[maxgoldberg]

i will keep the altima until it dies. by the time im lisas age we will probably have a bigger house and ill be driving a range rover

[maxgoldberg]

we might as well stay where we are tho our mortgage is 100% paid off thanks to bitcoin

[Battery Bits]

Not that you would have actually done anything to earn it yourself

I’m 41, that’s like 5 years away for you scag

[m0nde]

Nothing as far as I knowthis is narrative, see. you have this in your head and you say it because you want it to be true

[m0nde]

Not that you would have actually done anything to earn it yourself

I’m 41, that’s like 5 years away for you scagdidn't she work as a stripper to pay for her own car? didn't she suck cock all the way into stepfordwifehood?

[Wendy <3]

You didn’t see shit you retard

I look young for my age

:lolno:

[Battery Bits]

didn't she work as a stripper to pay for her own car? didn't she suck cock all the way into stepfordwifehood?

Oh pardon me

[maxgoldberg]

:lolno:

lmao

[Battery Bits]

I do.

[maks]

age isn't everything, cag looks cuter now than lisa did as a teenager

[Battery Bits]

age isn't everything, cag looks cuter now than lisa did as a teenager

According to you but not everyone

[Wendy <3]

I do.

No.

[Battery Bits]

No.

Um yes.

When have you ever fucking seen me?

I’m 41 and people always say I look younger

[maks]

According to you but not everyone

alright, if everyone disagrees with me it shouldn't be hard to find one example.

attn everyone, if you think lisa is better looking than cag please post itt and say so

[m0nde]

lisa and cag, post current pics in this thread so we can compare

[maxgoldberg]

https://i.imgur.com/nblewi0.png not that i need to compare myself to lisa because i dont, but here's a shitty pic of me

[m0nde]

that's pretty old, cag. post a recent one. lisa will post one from 1990 if you want to use that

[maxgoldberg]

that photo is like 2 weeks old lmao

[maks]

lisa and cag, post current pics in this thread so we can compare

bojack horseman vs fat joan rivers

[maxgoldberg]

lol mean

[maks]

real world numbers cag is a solid 7 and lisa is like a 3, skinny lisa was maybe a 4 and a half at best

[maxgoldberg]

https://i.imgur.com/nUu4YEJ.jpg i look like a checker at rite aid

[m0nde]

you look really sad,like you lost at smite :(

[maks]

did that headset come with a pair of glasses and a teddy bear

[maxgoldberg]

https://i.imgur.com/F6mXVXF.jpg

[maxgoldberg]

those are sennheisers.. about a decade old though.

[maxgoldberg]

at least im not using turtle beach

[maxgoldberg]

https://i.imgur.com/WcmvJlS.jpg

[Wendy <3]

https://i.imgur.com/F6mXVXF.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wYww4G6.png

[maks]

incoming wounded

[maks]

when did lisa turn into ellen degeneres

[maxgoldberg]

ellen is at least in shape

[maxgoldberg]

https://i.imgur.com/wYww4G6.png

lmao

[maks]

I wonder what it would take to make that picture the #1 result on google images for 'middle aged lesbian'

[m0nde]

those are sennheisers.. about a decade old though.

sennheisers see the best

[Wendy <3]

Um yes.

When have you ever fucking seen me?

I’m 41 and people always say I look younger

Do they tell you this while you're in the waiting room to see your psychiatrist or something? People always tell you that you're fat and ugly, yet you don't believe them for some reason

[Battery Bits]

Like you can talk

[Wendy <3]

I'm ugly and fat is why you were trying to cyber me and made sexual advances on me for weeks? You do pick really ugly guys like toothless junkies and elderly child molesters, so maybe you're right :lipstick:

[maxgoldberg]

i breaks my heart seeing two pals fighting

[Battery Bits]

I'm ugly and fat is why you were trying to cyber me and made sexual advances on me for weeks? You do pick really ugly guys like toothless junkies and elderly child molesters, so maybe you're right :lipstick:

Now you’re just delusional

You asked to see can cram 2 NUMEROUS times

I asked to see your dick ONCE

I’m just not a fucking retard spazz about it

[internutt]

Now you’re just delusional

You asked to see can cram 2 NUMEROUS times

I asked to see your dick ONCE

I’m just not a fucking retard spazz about it



how come you nevwr asked to see my girl dick? :(

[Battery Bits]

how come you nevwr asked to see my girl dick? :(

You’ve never been real with me

[internutt]

the real is a desert...

what i offer you is far more ahem pleasurable than the real...

[Battery Bits]

If you want to show me your dick I guess you can

I see no harm

Dicks all round

[internutt]

im a girl i dont have a dick

[Battery Bits]

Ok