he is risen

[Garfield]

:jesus:

[Garfield]

please wash my hair with youre filthy feet
please make me anew
grant my wishes
no gays allowed etc
amen

[m0nde]

desiderata for this thread should begin

lord grant me the replies for which i have zero...

[Garfield]

granma gona teach me a new technique maybe rubber bands on the eggs maybe tye dye but i prefer real chocolate eggs

[Garfield]

she hid my badket in her office, i saw it vehind her recumbamt bicycle as i bent over to pick up the green shredded cellophane, i heard the door click closed..then locked..

[Garfield]

i got up slowly, turned my head, and granma lily was towering over me.

[m0nde]

lord grant me the replies for which i have zerolord, grant me the eggs which the local piggly wiggly is barren

[Garfield]

she bellowed the lord has cum for me, and now you will too!!!!

[Garfield]

lily grabs my young supple cheeks, tan from summer camp

[Garfield]

i cry out for jesus but no one answers as she covers my mouth with cholorofoam dishrag it was at that moment i realized the easter bunny ..wasnt... real...

[maxgoldberg]

god entered lily's fat body like a body the same size

[Battery Bits]

Lily is a better person than you