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timmy
05-05-2014, 03:40 AM
i mean its bad enough that shes cag, but shes not available too? wow, fuck this shit, this is what we get for making PR leave, CAG YOU SLUT STOP DATING THAT STARCRAP NERD it is for the greater good of rubynet you need to be aavailable for the forum morale you stupid bitch:bird:

timmy
05-05-2014, 03:41 AM
think about it when women first got in the workpalce they were told to pretend they were single to boost male worker morale,, this is clearly good logic, to make people work harder, in this case post harder, like rootbeer does to insult lisa so he wins cags heart, but he is not at the top of his game because he thinks cag is unavailable and he cant put his broken dick inside her wet insect hive

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 07:31 AM
Get a girlfriend dude

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 07:35 AM
Also cag is Jewish... aren't u going through an angry teenager nazi phase right now?

lnopia the great
05-05-2014, 08:00 AM
you had me at 'can we ban cag'

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 08:50 AM
cag;'s my platonic internet friend

timmy
05-05-2014, 09:20 AM
Get a girlfriend dude
Get your parnets life savings and come to austrila to meet the woman of your dreams

Also cag is Jewish... aren't u going through an angry teenager nazi phase right now?


this fat stinkign retard doiesnt get the difference between zion conspiracies and jews, if you think any one race is all the same in terms of character and should be discarded as bad you are actually a retard,
also nice job spending 10k of your parents life savings to see someone who was your first fuck.

color me retarded for hating individuals who are exploitijng/skewering history to make an easy profit but lets not hate on you a fat person who doesnt try to read from all sides of a story and dismiss anything from mainstream belief(shit he's spoonfed from TV) as a mental illness.

timmy
05-05-2014, 09:21 AM
better question, why is rootbeer even on this forum? cant he go back to alol or some other place where he isnt going to be remembered as the guy who spent thousands of dollars on someone who didnt love him just to try and make them love him through material means? fucking pathetic fat

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 10:58 AM
6 millon cag's died so rooty could post about his broken dick

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 11:06 AM
Tim's mad that I have money and don't live with my parents lol

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 11:07 AM
Go herd those chickens Timmy

lnopia the great
05-05-2014, 11:53 AM
Dont you live in property your parents own?

cag
05-05-2014, 12:16 PM
I'm not actually jewish I just look jooish. keeping my starcrap boyfriend because i'll never be able to get anyone else that will aceept my deformed titties and hornets nest pussy and love me for me

cag
05-05-2014, 12:33 PM
Tim's mad that I have money and don't live with my parents lol

you're mad that he fucks hotter women. lmao

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 12:46 PM
Dont you live in property your parents own?

Lmao no, u guys are broke as fuck.
Keep hating because u got nothing but a little dick in your hands

cag
05-05-2014, 12:48 PM
its so funny how rooty thinks he's got one on anyones dick when his own dick is the object of ridicule and disgust.

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 12:48 PM
Inopia do you even own anything besides magic cards?

cag
05-05-2014, 12:49 PM
There is no way Debbie feels Sherman's dick at all because she spits out more kids like a turtle shitting eggs in the beach sand. The nerves in her wide vagina are probably all ripped up and dead, so she fakes pleasure of any kind.

cag
05-05-2014, 12:53 PM
And those kids are already over 2 years old and that fat lazy cow STILL hasn't made the effort to lose her baby weight. She's only going to get fatter, Sherman, now that you've decided to make a mutant baby with her.

lnopia the great
05-05-2014, 01:57 PM
rootbeer do you have an income outside fam and disability

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 01:59 PM
he makes 3 or 4 bucks a year off youtube let play minecraft video's in a couple years he will get up to the 50 bucks it takes for google to send you a check

lnopia the great
05-05-2014, 02:06 PM
i could probably win a couple small magic tournaments in michigan and use the cash to buy a home on rootbeers street

cag
05-05-2014, 02:10 PM
It's actually not as good as I thought, but some Mexican tried to buy an 80$ nude dance from me last night and before the dance even started he unzipped his pants, exposed his tiny beener dick to me and sat down, waiting for the dance to begin and I was all "no no no no no" gave him back his money and my boss and I stood over him will he pulled his pants up telling him how fucking disgusting we thought he was.

Its cinco de mayo, so there will be tons of drunk idiots and chances are one of them is going to attack me, try to force me to kiss them, etc

cag
05-05-2014, 02:12 PM
he makes 3 or 4 bucks a year off youtube let play minecraft video's in a couple years he will get up to the 50 bucks it takes for google to send you a check

you actually need at least 20 videos with over a thousand views to become a partner on youtube. you get like 5 bucks for every couple thousand views. Rooty hasn't made jack shit from youtube because the only people that watch his shitty videos are three of his irl friends.

cag
05-05-2014, 02:13 PM
you also have to have a certain number of subscribers as well.

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:13 PM
It's actually not as good as I thought, but some Mexican tried to buy an 80$ nude dance from me last night and before the dance even started he unzipped his pants, exposed his tiny beener dick to me and sat down, waiting for the dance to begin and I was all "no no no no no" gave him back his money and my boss and I stood over him will he pulled his pants up telling him how fucking disgusting we thought he was.

Its cinco de mayo, so there will be tons of drunk idiots and chances are one of them is going to attack me, try to force me to kiss them, etc

ya he's the disgusting one

cag
05-05-2014, 02:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTzDYt7g3g
jesus Christ he's fucking fat

cag
05-05-2014, 02:17 PM
ya he's the disgusting one

Pulling ones dick out is not allowed and you'd have to be really fucking stupid to try and put your dick into a stripper you've never met before. That guy probably had a colony of warts and diseases.

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:19 PM
the customer is always right

cag
05-05-2014, 02:21 PM
that's really yucky, lol.

he's lucky he didn't do that in the middle of the dance, because I would have left the dance and I have a 0 refund policy ^__^ if they can't respect me, there is no reason for me to respect
them.

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:22 PM
note to self rub dick on cag towards the end of the dance

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 02:23 PM
rootbeer do you have an income outside fam and disability

this is literally the average rubynet poster
I feel bad for u guys
:rofl:

cag
05-05-2014, 02:23 PM
I would leave the dance and have him kicked out lmao. so not only would he have been out 80 bucks for the nude, everyone would see him getting removed from the club and it would be really embarrassing for him.

cag
05-05-2014, 02:24 PM
note to self rub dick on cag towards the end of the dance

I will cut your fucking dick off with a busted can of redbull

cag
05-05-2014, 02:25 PM
a busted can of redbull you paid 10 dollars for.

rootbeer
05-05-2014, 02:26 PM
It's actually not as good as I thought, but some Mexican tried to buy an 80$ nude dance from me last night and before the dance even started he unzipped his pants, exposed his tiny beener dick to me and sat down, waiting for the dance to begin and I was all "no no no no no" gave him back his money and my boss and I stood over him will he pulled his pants up telling him how fucking disgusting we thought he was.

Its cinco de mayo, so there will be tons of drunk idiots and chances are one of them is going to attack me, try to force me to kiss them, etc
Hahahahahaha omg Clarissa is a hooker

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:26 PM
such a strong veral man, who's not crippled nor was ever molested and who's dick is totally not broken, so handsome too, and witty, and su[per smart, and rich and his money does not come from an out of court settlement with his mother after she molested him,

cag
05-05-2014, 02:26 PM
Once a customer bought me a stripper drink and when he found out it was 10 dollars, he took the can with him after the dance.

cag
05-05-2014, 02:26 PM
and I was so thirsty :(

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:27 PM
spent his kids college fund on snapples at the speramenit rhiono

cag
05-05-2014, 02:28 PM
It really hurts rootbeers feelings when people make fun of his broken wiener. you bullies need to leave that poor man alone! :(

cag
05-05-2014, 02:28 PM
we have 10 dollar snapples too.

cag
05-05-2014, 02:29 PM
don't worry Sherman, I will protect your broken wiener from the evil dp.

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:31 PM
has anyone ever tried to shove there fingers up your hole at work cag, if so how many inches did they get them up there bfore you got them out

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:33 PM
follow up question was he smelling his fingers while they where dragging him out the door

cag
05-05-2014, 02:38 PM
They don't usually go for it right away, but I always tell the customers to keep their hands at their sides because it is really hard to give a dance when some idiot is pulling on your arms and trying to have a snuggle struggle with me instead of an actual lap dance. A strip club newb will try to jam their fist in their right away, a strip club veteran (usually a really gross socially awkward ugly guy) will test by inching his hands closer and closer to the goods. I have a special saving account for the therapy I'm going to need for all these near-rape incidents.

cag
05-05-2014, 02:39 PM
its technically molded me into the shitty person I am today.

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 02:52 PM
Currently Active Users: 74 (4 members and 70 guests)

70 people are reading this right now cag, try to be funnyy wuqick

lnopia the great
05-05-2014, 03:04 PM
this is literally the average rubynet poster
I feel bad for u guys
:rofl:

probably pretty accurate, but i dont know why you excluded youraelf since you are actually disabled lol

cag
05-05-2014, 03:04 PM
rootbeer is disabled?

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 03:05 PM
you either work in Information technogliy or on welfare there is no middle ground at ruby net

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 03:05 PM
rootbeer is disabled?

nigger's crippled , his knees are shot,

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 03:06 PM
i guess it was really hard for him to ride in the plane to penguin island, but he did it he suffered for lisa, his one true love

cag
05-05-2014, 03:07 PM
I hope his knees are hurting him alot

Autistic Spectrum
05-05-2014, 03:08 PM
whellchair arm wrestilging coming soon to espn

lnopia the great
05-05-2014, 03:10 PM
i dont even feel good making fun of rootbeer most of the time because im pretty sure he has some form of clinical retardation

cag
05-05-2014, 03:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMmiisE0D2I
wtf