This is and official writ of tortous intention for all amicus curiae

[DP's Lawyer]

Do not google my client, Dan Ippolito. It is illegal to google Dan Ippolito. If you google Dan Ippolito, I will be coming for you in my briefs.

[DP's Lawyer]

This morning I filed a motion of mensa et thoro against the user who created the Suz account on the internet chat service known as Discord. It is illegal to make accounts on the internet chat service known as Discord. It is legal for my client, Dan Ippolito, to file lawsuits on behalf of an adult he is not related to. I do not expect to be disbarred for this.