using various photographs we can estimate the size of rootbeers penis with reasonable accuracy

[internutt]

i mean you can see the manner by which he is clutching it, so his hand is only covering the base and it is still visibly short and thin with a distinctly unimpressive head, but lets dig deeper.


https://i.imgur.com/8eEDnyZ.jpg

here you can see the horizontal size of his hand compared to some version of an iphone. i dont know much about iphone models or sizing, but we know how big an average smartphone is. anywhere heres a chart:

https://i.redd.it/ogq6l11kcnu11.png

let's go super generous and assume its the second largest at 5.5 inches in height. you can see that the phone is probably bigger than shermans whole hand if it was lain flat with fingers together loosely.

so shermans hand's vertical dimension is less than 5.5 inches.

compare his hand size to his penis. yup, his hand looks much larger than his erect penis. remember, when a male (or female with a feminine penis) posts a dickpic it is never casual, it is always carefully staged to appear as large and impressive as possible. this is the best sherman could muster his dick to appear like. visibly straining it out from his body (see dick/abdomen connection point), he has it entirely and painstakingly shaved.

estimated size using the abovementioned and other exhaustive and highly scientific methodologies: ~4.78 inches erect / ~4.02 inches in circumference.

https://i.imgur.com/zMPBbSQ.jpg

note: i did not reupload the above ahem dickpic, i am linking to what sherman himself has uploaded and made available.

[internutt]

also sherman, is this your cousin? she looks hot in a whitetrashy way. send her the discord link.

https://i.imgur.com/61U6mkJ.jpg

[internutt]

also also sherman why did you do this? like this is really god damn low tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/ZUMBQ1V.jpg you literally found some likely virgin AF chick several years younger than you. get into her head, MARRY HER for some reason then cheat on her immediately. like dude. what do you have to say about that shit?

[root ghost]

u think my hand is 5 inches long are u actually retarded or just play one on this forum? heres a pic i cant even stretch it out all the way tho
https://i.imgur.com/3ryD0mI.jpg

[root ghost]

my cock is 8.1 x7 please write it in the rootbeer fact book u gay spaz

[Pirate Steve]

you're not supposed to measure from the taint

[Pirate Steve]

https://whats4chow.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/The-Roadkill-Hotdog-S.jpg

[maxgoldberg]

also also sherman why did you do this? like this is really god damn low tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/ZUMBQ1V.jpg you literally found some likely virgin AF chick several years younger than you. get into her head, MARRY HER for some reason then cheat on her immediately. like dude. what do you have to say about that shit?

Rootbeer should be ashamed of himself.

[internutt]

Rootbeer should be ashamed of himself.

yup. he is far more interested inaccurately measuring his penis and posting pics of it than explaining why he fucked up this young, innocent girls life up. what a great guy.

[internutt]

u think my hand is 5 inches long are u actually retarded or just play one on this forum? heres a pic i cant even stretch it out all the way tho
https://i.imgur.com/3ryD0mI.jpg

lol dude that really isn't helping your case.

now we can really accurately see how small your weiner is. honestly its not the biggest deal, its just that you keep posting your dick and sending your dick, unsolicited to tons of people. more importantly, can you comment on what happened with trisha?

[Battery Bits]

my cock is 8.1 x7 please write it in the rootbeer fact book u gay spaz

No it’s not

[juji]

lol dude that really isn't helping your case.

now we can really accurately see how small your weiner is. honestly its not the biggest deal, its just that you keep posting your dick and sending your dick, unsolicited to tons of people. more importantly, can you comment on what happened with trisha?

find a job

[DrHundos]

jhahahahahahaha

[maks]

No it’s not

I don't often agree with lisa but yeah, if that's your dick in the photo than 8.1" is ridiculous, it's a little over half that

[Bev.]

well marks at least you agree with lisa on something even if its about dicks

[؜؜؜؜؜]

my cock is 8.1 x7 please write it in the rootbeer fact book u gay spaz

Then measure it and post that picture instead of your gimped out hand you stupid faggot

[root ghost]

find a job

Requirements to post here:
1 must be unemployed
2 must hate root beer and his giant luscious cock

[Battery Bits]

What did you fucking well expect posting that here

[Battery Bits]

Dog dick

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Requirements to post here:
1 must be unemployed
2 must hate root beer and his giant luscious cock


Post the base of it so we can see where the cock pump dented your dong

[Desolation]

Its shit dick

[Battery Bits]

...

[maks]

well marks at least you agree with lisa on something even if its about dicks

I respect her expertise on the subject

[؜؜؜؜؜]

My hand is the same size as yours. If yours is 8" then mine is 10" I'm thinking you started measuring at your asshole

[maks]

I am a fairly large man at 6'4". My thumb, at the knuckle, is 1" wide (this is is being generous it's more like 7/8ths but lets round it up)

https://i.imgur.com/0gMYVFF.jpg

Assuming rootbeer's thumb is the same width (again, being generous, he's much shorter than me) we can use it to measure the size of his "dick"

https://i.imgur.com/uonl3NL.png

From base to tip it is just under 4 inches fully erect, which matches what lisa has told us.

[maks]

There's no photoshop trickery going on, check the measurements yourself. rootbeer's dick is short and is not impressively thick.

[root ghost]

Fucking lol. Are you trying to convince me or yourself?

[root ghost]

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

[root ghost]

You’re shorter skinner dumber and poorer with a pencil dick. Anything else?

[maks]

Neither. The numbers don't lie. If you were to grasp it with the pinky against the pubic bone, instead of the inner thumb against pubic bone and the rest of your hand cupping your balls, the entire shaft would be hidden.

[maks]

I'm v tall, and at 7.5" (almost twice the size of yours) my penis is average proportionally to the size of my body

[maks]

idk how tall you are but yours is p small compared to your hand

[root ghost]

No lol focus on making money or working out then you won’t be stuck here doing mental gymnastics about my fat cock

[root ghost]

Posts: 98,000
Ok thank you bye bye time to get a job

[maks]

I am a fairly large man at 6'4". My thumb, at the knuckle, is 1" wide (this is is being generous it's more like 7/8ths but lets round it up)

https://i.imgur.com/0gMYVFF.jpg

Assuming rootbeer's thumb is the same width (again, being generous, he's much shorter than me) we can use it to measure the size of his "dick"

https://i.imgur.com/uonl3NL.png

From base to tip it is just under 4 inches fully erect, which matches what lisa has told us.

quoted for second page

[maks]

the strange thing is, why would you brag about this? I'm sure it's just fine and most women aren't super disappointed, it's not like you have a micropenis or anything. but who the fuck posts a picture to demonstrate how slightly below average they are?

[root ghost]

Yes we know you have skinny hands OK bud good luck with the McDonald’s interview

[maks]

measure your thumb at the knuckle and I'll update the image. it's probably smaller than mine, I have p big hands

[root ghost]

BuT YoU cAnT bE biGgeR ThAn MEEEE
https://images.app.bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig/pNBUicibCe7haYPE6
Grow up kid

[maks]

there are plenty of guys out there bigger than me, idc, I'm perfectly happy with my penis. It is really weird that you'd brag about 3 and a half inches though. most men can top that flaccid.

[maks]

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

Missed this before. If we assume you're telling the truth, and use that instead of 1", that would still only make your penis 5.1 inches. Congratulations you're less than an inch away from average.

[DrHundos]

ahhaahahahahaha babydick

[Desolation]

I refuse to believe that chode can ejaculate. Looks busted.

[maks]

I wouldn't even call it a chode, chodes are short and thick, that's just kind of stubby

[maks]

it's impressive he was able to produce children with it, I'm sure it doesn't shoot yogurt anywhere near the cervix. she must have been upside down or something.

[Desolation]

the owner of that treestump dick created 17+ children. They will one day read these posts about their distant father gloating about his girth. This is America

[Battery Bits]

idk how tall you are but yours is p small compared to your hand

He’s not that tall

[One Cock]

ahhaahahahahaha babydick

its actually really funny, most posters here have very large Penises. Mine for example is easily 5 inches completely flaccid.

maybe rootbeer has actually been mentally affected by being surrounded by massive, thick and long woman pleasers.

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You’re shorter skinner dumber and poorer with a pencil dick. Anything else?

Put a ruler beside your dick and post a picture of it or shut the fuck up faggot

[maks]

He’s not that tall

is he shorter than you?

[Battery Bits]

No-one is shorter than me

[root ghost]

is he shorter than you?

Yes I am shorter than a legal midget and my penis is tiny and broken

[root ghost]

Put a ruler beside your dick and post a picture of it or shut the fuck up faggot

This forum loves my BWC

[maks]

I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up

[Battery Bits]

I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up

I’m 5’1”

[internutt]

Yes I am shorter than a legal midget and my penis is tiny and broken

how tall is trisha?

[maks]

I’m 5’1”

what a coincidence, rootbeer is 5.1"

[Sunflower]

I’m 5’1”

Your whore

[internutt]

Your whore

11/10

[internutt]

ok, so @rootbeer

listen, i was just thinking about my penis right now and i decided to mesure it while soft.

its 5.2 inches soft. so basically my soft penis is longer and thicker than your erect penis which is shaped like a thumb.

just letting yiou know. okay

[maxgoldberg]

one cool thing is that rootbeer got fit, while lisa ballooned and at least tripled in size

[Battery Bits]

Plenty of people prefer my ample ass to your flat shapeless one

Also my nipples are the same size and don’t look like they belong on an orangutan

[internutt]

Plenty of people prefer my ample ass to your flat shapeless one

Also my nipples are the same size and don’t look like they belong on an orangutan

why are you insulting my ass? its not bad looking at all. wtf lisa

[Battery Bits]

why are you insulting my ass? its not bad looking at all. wtf lisa

Lol

Not you

[internutt]

Lol

Not you

rootbeer?

[Battery Bits]

rootbeer?

Idgaf about Rootbeer

[internutt]

my penis is bigger than his by a lot and im not even male

[Battery Bits]

His dick is ugly

[؜؜؜؜؜]

It's so disgusting and ugly, yet you allowed this fucking retard to live with you and spunk all over you and your home for several months. You'd take that faggot back in a heartbeat if you weren't too fat for even his standards

[Battery Bits]

It's so disgusting and ugly, yet you allowed this fucking retard to live with you and spunk all over you and your home for several months. You'd take that faggot back in a heartbeat if you weren't too fat for even his standards
Nope. It was 3 months like 10 years ago.

He sent me money for a passport to come see him like last year (I spent it on weed) and continually showed me his dick until I deleted him on Facebook.

I wouldn’t have him at all, I have plenty of options.

[Battery Bits]

Lift up your gut josh and show us all yours.

[Battery Bits]

Not to mention I’m not as fat as his past two wives

[؜؜؜؜؜]

More excuses for you being a desperate whore

[Battery Bits]

More excuses for you being a desperate whore

You were actually worse than Bev in my server

Every time I flirted with anybody you started getting mad

If I were desperate I would be all over you, but that’s not the case because I have better options to fuck with

[Desolation]

Nope. It was 3 months like 10 years ago.

He sent me money for a passport to come see him like last year (I spent it on weed) and continually showed me his dick until I deleted him on Facebook.

I wouldn’t have him at all, I have plenty of options.

so you stole money from him?

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You were actually worse than Bev in my server

Every time I flirted with anybody you started getting mad

If I were desperate I would be all over you, but that’s not the case because I have better options to fuck with

Because it's fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to see that retarded shit, especially when you look the way you do and how that sort of desperation for sexual attention from others drove your internet junkie boyfriend to suicide

[Battery Bits]

so you stole money from him?

No he gave it to me

$300 for a passport

But he was so busy cheating on everyone that I went and spent it on weed

D/c

Sue me

[Battery Bits]

Because it's fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to see that retarded shit, especially when you look the way you do and how that sort of desperation for sexual attention from others drove your internet junkie boyfriend to suicide

Oh HURRY Lisa and post your ass

HURRY

Should I screenshot you doing that?

[Battery Bits]

There was nothing to see except some text between me and others

And it’s less disgusting than some of the shit you posted

[Desolation]

No he gave it to me

$300 for a passport

But he was so busy cheating on everyone that I went and spent it on weed

D/c

Sue me
So you stole money from him and you had plans to meet up with him about a year ago. :\

[Battery Bits]

So you stole money from him and you had plans to meet up with him about a year ago. :\

I didn’t steal it

Yeah I had a plan to go visit him, it was before he got married and I was friends with him, but then found out he was actually seeing someone so I spent the $300.

D/c you sack of sad shit, he’s a scum bucket

[Desolation]

He’s a scum bucket, but you were going to fly across the globe to spend time with him. Like I don’t understand you. You are so quick to turn on people then be their friends and turn on them. You did it to me, Bev, countless people over the years. You’ve got some serious problems you need to see a professional about. Your behavior has gotten so erratic over the past year or so, you have to talk to someone. This forum just upsets and torments you, yet, you keep coming here to feed the trolls. For your own health, you should leave. Or at least take a break until you get your mental state under control.

[Battery Bits]

He knows what he did

He was trying to cheat on his g/f with me until I found out he had one.

He also told me to keep the $300 so I did.

It was like one week after he gave me the money for the passport that someone told me he was seeing someone

In any event it’s not stealing if someone gives you something and tells you to keep it.

I just can’t stand who he’s turned into, which is a giant creep

[Battery Bits]

As far as you go

You’re the one who up and turned on me so I’m not wearing that

You project so fucking much

I’m not a two faced back stabber like you

[Battery Bits]

What you see is what you get

I don’t take crap and I didn’t feel like taking crap from you just because you wanted to jump on a bandwagon, which is another thing I don’t do because unlike you I have a spine

[Battery Bits]

And unlike the halfwits with their own mental problems (like you) who like to excuse their own behavior on my schizophrenia somehow I do talk to someone, I do address them and I am medicated

[clay]

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

1.3 x 4 is 5.2".

if you have a tape measure why are you taking photos of your hand in front of it instead of your rootpenis

[Desolation]

This is just an isolated incident, but I briefly left your discord server for A DAY. You made a thread on the forum saying how I hurt you and you were crying. I made it clear I was taking a break and it wasn’t personal. You “apologized” to me. What happened next? You wrote 5 hateful messages about me behind my back. You are incapable of seeing any faults in yourself. Have you been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? You’ve gotten so out there in the past year or so, you turn in a matter of minutes. You seriously need to talk to someone.

[Battery Bits]

BOOM

Quad post

[Desolation]

BOOM

manic posting

[clay]

can yall stop posting so rootbeer answers my question about his retard logic

[Desolation]

Lisa’s a professional on rootbeers cock and she’s right here. Just ask her dude.

[clay]

shes also out of her mind and nodding off at all times

[Battery Bits]

This is just an isolated incident, but I briefly left your discord server for A DAY. You made a thread on the forum saying how I hurt you and you were crying. I made it clear I was taking a break and it wasn’t personal. You “apologized” to me. What happened next? You wrote 5 hateful messages about me behind my back. You are incapable of seeing any faults in yourself. Have you been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? You’ve gotten so out there in the past year or so, you turn in a matter of minutes. You seriously need to talk to someone.
Narcissistic?

That fits you much better than me, they tend to project quite a lot.

Schizophrenia has its own issues but a lack of honesty and projection is not part of it.

Before you left you made sweetb admin for some backstabbing reason in some weird attempt to make maks’ fake dp account admins something, don’t know because it didn’t work because you’re an idiot and I deadminned you

You then left

And yep I called you a backstabbing prick

[clay]

who the fuck is sweetb

[Battery Bits]

shes also out of her mind and nodding off at all times

I do my best to keep a routine

I am up at 7am every morning even if I haven’t slept to walk my mum’s dog

[Battery Bits]

who the fuck is sweetb

Some discord chick that Garfield found

[clay]

can we see a picture of your moms dog

[Desolation]

Your entire personality is literally “no you are”

And “For some backstabbing reason” is as authentic schizophrenic statement as someone can make

[Battery Bits]

can we see a picture of your moms dog
https://i.postimg.cc/ydbyYHgS/B84-FA19-C-7-D00-4977-9-C4-C-17477-A24-A93-F.jpg there she is ready for her walk in her little coat

[clay]

do you ever put peanut butter on your thighs and let her go to town

[Battery Bits]

Your entire personality is literally “no you are”

And “For some backstabbing reason” is as authentic schizophrenic statement as someone can make

No, it’s not.

I’m not paranoid schizophrenic just like I’m not catatonic schizophrenic or various other schizoid disorders

Basically I used to just cry all the time and hear voices.

And it’s not paranoid because you actually did that.

But anyway I’m not going to fight you now because I’m sorry for your loss.

[Battery Bits]

do you ever put peanut butter on your thighs and let her go to town

No clay

[clay]

it's interesting that you are trying to draw a real hard line in between paranoid schizophrenia and schizophrenia, then telling us that you are ok because you only have one of them. the rest of us dont hear voices screaming at us and then lie down on our bathroom floor to cry for hours

[Battery Bits]

it's interesting that you are trying to draw a real hard line in between paranoid schizophrenia and schizophrenia, then telling us that you are ok because you only have one of them. the rest of us dont hear voices screaming at us and then lie down on our bathroom floor to cry for hours
There are lots of different types of schizophrenia

And you’re lucky because it sucks

But I don’t have paranoid schizophrenia

I have schizo affective disorder... a type of schizophrenia that I have addressed with fatty boomstick medication