ITT My favorite theories this forum has created about my penis:

[root ghost]

1. I fold it in half to masturbate.
2. There is a dent at the bottom I must conceal with my hand.
3. It does not work and/or prematurely ejaculates.
4. It’s actually very small, all photos have been altered or use trickery.

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Nobody cares you nigger fucking faggot

[Desolation]

There’s evidence that you’ve posted that back up most those claims

[Battery Bits]

It looks as big as your thumb in all the photos, no-one has claimed you altered anything, they just said it’s small because it is

I don’t know why you think a penis that is the size of your thumb is big, surely you’ve seen normal sized dicks, yours is half as big as those

[Desolation]

It is a gross dick and you had sex with that dick

[Battery Bits]

It is a gross dick and you had sex with that dick

No he tried but just prematurely ejaculated

And yeah it’s gross

[Desolation]

Premature ejaculation is still sex by the books

[Battery Bits]

Maybe sex for him but not for me

I only count sex as penetration, not just getting jizz on my thigh

[root ghost]

Maybe sex for him but not for me

I only count sex as penetration, not just getting jizz on my thigh

We had sex like two hours after I got off the plane. How are you still mad/jealous 7 years later lol

[Battery Bits]

We had sex like two hours after I got off the plane. How are you still mad/jealous 7 years later lol

Prematurely ejaculating on my thigh is not sex

[Battery Bits]

Do I sound jealous? No it’s disgust you’re seeing.

[maks]

*posts his weird cock without anyone requesting it*

OMG GUYS WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT MY COCK

[؜؜؜؜؜]

It won't be much longer until his mugshot gets posted after he gets caught showing off his broken dick to kids in a Walmart restroom

[internutt]

It won't be much longer until his mugshot gets posted after he gets caught showing off his broken dick to kids in a Walmart restroom

true. he sends it to every chick on social media apparently. people bitch at him for sending pics to their wives and stuff.

rootbeer has really pathologicalbehaviour. 3 years from now hell likely be in gaol.

[؜؜؜؜؜]

rootbeer is an online sexual predator who should be removed from this internet community over safety concerns

[maks]

I've had several women confess to me that rootbeer sent his dick pic unrequested, and it made them really uncomfortable. now he's stepping it up a notch and sexually harassing all of us

[root ghost]

Look at it. Respect it.

[maks]

you're going to have a tough time finding anyone to respect a dick under 6"