Has anyone seen Dan?

[Suz]

He's been missing for a few days.

[DP's Lawyer]

This is a formal order to cease and desist your illegal harassment of my client, Daniel Ippolito. I have begun to file a motion amicus curae against you in the Supreme Court of The Internet. I suggest you stop what you're doing and have a look inside my briefs.

[Becky]

this cheating hussy stole my husband

[Becky]

And now he's cheating on her too!