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DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:04 PM
I was in a car crash, will you come pick me up at the hospital?
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:16 PM
your vote on this thread has been added
SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:20 PM
dp is that you
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:21 PM
or is that really bev omg lmao
04-27-2021, 08:22 PM
SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE
I think you've completely lost it
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:23 PM
SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE
LOL
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:25 PM
Well, if I wasn't already dead hearing my grandmother say that would have killed me. Way to keep my memory alive gram. Most people would just put flowers on my headstone, but not you.
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:27 PM
how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:28 PM
and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype
OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:29 PM
lol she even types in the webster accent
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:29 PM
reeetaed
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:29 PM
OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE
Donny was not into cag at all
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:30 PM
and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype
Uh what?
You’re a retead
BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:31 PM
how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?
It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:31 PM
lol you're such a fiesty old girl
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:32 PM
It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.
all the paper trails lead back to the webster dunkin donuts
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:32 PM
BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS
Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glass
CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:33 PM
https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/sr3mhysG0tdlyqEVEsqk1A--~C/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2ZpPWZpbGw7aD00Mjg7cHhvZmY9MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9ODA7dz00Mzg-/https://s.yimg.com/bj/9791/97919c2a54b12f2ccc536316f7dab09d.jpg
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:34 PM
this must have been donny's old haunt
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:35 PM
https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/sr3mhysG0tdlyqEVEsqk1A--~C/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2ZpPWZpbGw7aD00Mjg7cHhvZmY9MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9ODA7dz00Mzg-/https://s.yimg.com/bj/9791/97919c2a54b12f2ccc536316f7dab09d.jpg
Had a lot of good nods in that dunkin bathroom
Desolation
04-27-2021, 08:36 PM
Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glass
You should have a beauty competition with cag so we can finally put to bed who is more attractive
NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:37 PM
CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT
Not to mention her flat shapeless ass, shapeless legs, nobby knocked knees and orangutan tits
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:38 PM
NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT
It’s where her dad picked up her mum
WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:38 PM
WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG
lmfao
Desolation
04-27-2021, 08:38 PM
Nobby knocked knees;wouldn’t bang
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:39 PM
Gram, are you ok? Do you need a fix? Check behind the wall outlet in your bedroom, I left a small bag in there
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:40 PM
WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG
Cag doesn’t even have an ass
She just has a crack on her back
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 08:40 PM
there really isnt any competition between me and lisa. i take care of myself and she doesn't.
WELL SHES GOT A CUNT CAUSE SHE PLAYES WITH IT
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:42 PM
Honestly I would have given cag a ride (if I managed not to nod off in the middle of it) but after my teeth started falling out I had to set my sights a little lower.
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:43 PM
Honestly I would have given cag a ride (if I managed not to nod off in the middle of it) but after my teeth started falling out I had to set my sights a little lower.
Donny had ONE broken tooth
And he was not interested in cag at all
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 08:45 PM
Gram, you understand what I mean about lowering your standards. Grampa Bill looked like Margaret Thatcher.
Battery Bits
04-27-2021, 08:45 PM
there really isnt any competition between me and lisa. i take care of myself and she doesn't.
Not true
You jumping rope doesn’t make up for your genetic inferiority
I was much fitter than you at your age
I’m thicc now and still look better
04-27-2021, 09:01 PM
Stop being mean to each other
maxgoldberg
04-27-2021, 09:06 PM
in an alternate reality somewhere, me and donny are drinking faygo in the moonlight at the gathering of the juggalos
DonaldStone
04-27-2021, 09:14 PM
in an alternate reality somewhere, me and donny are drinking faygo in the moonlight at the gathering of the juggalos
You're the plunger in my syringe bb
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