hey gram

[DonaldStone]

I was in a car crash, will you come pick me up at the hospital?

[maxgoldberg]

your vote on this thread has been added

[Bev.]

SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE

[maxgoldberg]

dp is that you

[maxgoldberg]

or is that really bev omg lmao

[؜؜؜؜؜]

SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE

I think you've completely lost it

[Battery Bits]

SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE

LOL

[DonaldStone]

Well, if I wasn't already dead hearing my grandmother say that would have killed me. Way to keep my memory alive gram. Most people would just put flowers on my headstone, but not you.

[maxgoldberg]

how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?

[maxgoldberg]

and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype

[Bev.]

OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE

[maxgoldberg]

lol she even types in the webster accent

[maxgoldberg]

reeetaed

[Battery Bits]

OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE

Donny was not into cag at all

[Battery Bits]

and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype

Uh what?

You’re a retead

[Bev.]

BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS

[DonaldStone]

how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?

It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.

[maxgoldberg]

lol you're such a fiesty old girl

[maxgoldberg]

It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.

all the paper trails lead back to the webster dunkin donuts

[Battery Bits]

BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS

Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glass

[Bev.]

CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT

[maxgoldberg]

https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/sr3mhysG0tdlyqEVEsqk1A--~C/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2ZpPWZpbGw7aD00Mjg7cHhvZmY9MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9ODA7dz00Mzg-/https://s.yimg.com/bj/9791/97919c2a54b12f2ccc536316f7dab09d.jpg

[maxgoldberg]

this must have been donny's old haunt

[DonaldStone]

https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/sr3mhysG0tdlyqEVEsqk1A--~C/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2ZpPWZpbGw7aD00Mjg7cHhvZmY9MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9ODA7dz00Mzg-/https://s.yimg.com/bj/9791/97919c2a54b12f2ccc536316f7dab09d.jpg

Had a lot of good nods in that dunkin bathroom

[Desolation]

Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glass

You should have a beauty competition with cag so we can finally put to bed who is more attractive

[Bev.]

NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT

[Battery Bits]

CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT

Not to mention her flat shapeless ass, shapeless legs, nobby knocked knees and orangutan tits

[Battery Bits]

NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT

It’s where her dad picked up her mum

[Bev.]

WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG

[maxgoldberg]

WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG

lmfao

[Desolation]

Nobby knocked knees;wouldn’t bang

[DonaldStone]

Gram, are you ok? Do you need a fix? Check behind the wall outlet in your bedroom, I left a small bag in there

[Battery Bits]

WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG

Cag doesn’t even have an ass

She just has a crack on her back

[maxgoldberg]

there really isnt any competition between me and lisa. i take care of myself and she doesn't.

[Bev.]

WELL SHES GOT A CUNT CAUSE SHE PLAYES WITH IT

[DonaldStone]

Honestly I would have given cag a ride (if I managed not to nod off in the middle of it) but after my teeth started falling out I had to set my sights a little lower.

[Battery Bits]

Honestly I would have given cag a ride (if I managed not to nod off in the middle of it) but after my teeth started falling out I had to set my sights a little lower.

Donny had ONE broken tooth

And he was not interested in cag at all

[DonaldStone]

Gram, you understand what I mean about lowering your standards. Grampa Bill looked like Margaret Thatcher.

[Battery Bits]

there really isnt any competition between me and lisa. i take care of myself and she doesn't.

Not true

You jumping rope doesn’t make up for your genetic inferiority

I was much fitter than you at your age

I’m thicc now and still look better

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Stop being mean to each other

[maxgoldberg]

in an alternate reality somewhere, me and donny are drinking faygo in the moonlight at the gathering of the juggalos

[DonaldStone]

in an alternate reality somewhere, me and donny are drinking faygo in the moonlight at the gathering of the juggalos

You're the plunger in my syringe bb