King Edward II died with a red hot poker jammed up his ass

[Pirate Steve]

He had a hot date

[Pirate Steve]

Name your favorite royal death and why

[maxgoldberg]

Everyone knows how Edward II died. He was murdered at Berkeley Castle, Gloucestershire on 21 September 1327 by being held down and having a red-hot poker inserted inside his anus, and his screams could be heard miles away. This cruel torture was most probably devised as punishment for his presumed sexual acts with men

[Pirate Steve]

Seems appropriate
If only we could extend that to every politician everywhere

[Pirate Steve]

Teachers too, with the advent of the internet their jobs have become redundant