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Ramen
08-08-2012, 03:32 PM
naked chicken fajitas with 1/2 cup of brown rice.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3940/nakedcfwbrownrice.jpg


good, shit, yo! tastes better than an asshole, i'll tell you that much!!! ;)

Ramen
08-08-2012, 03:33 PM
seriously, tho... there's 2oz of lean boneless skinless chicken breast and a shit ton of vegetables! <3

Ramen
08-08-2012, 03:33 PM
but really, better than an asshole. there are mushrooms in here, but they're cooked, and no sand.

syncan aka ken post jr
08-08-2012, 03:46 PM
M_Sx9rr0KCk

ramens posting style is an open mic comedy night

it's super unfunny and kind of uncomfortable to watch

Ramen
08-08-2012, 04:05 PM
probably frozen, canned, and boil-in-bag

no i suck at minute rice so they overcooked the veggies a little because i was waiting on the rice.

Ramen
08-08-2012, 04:06 PM
everything was fresh, btw. i am too cheap so i go to the produce section, and i don't touch frozen vegetables!

Ramen
08-08-2012, 04:06 PM
M_Sx9rr0KCk

ramens posting style is an open mic comedy night

it's super unfunny and kind of uncomfortable to watch

so is watching you eating brains but i never say anything...

Ramen
08-08-2012, 04:13 PM
Try the stuff in the 90 second microwave pouch. also, rice stays hot a long time and nukes real fast, so always make it first if you have a hard time with timing your food to be done all at once.

well i didn't decide to make the rice until my chicken fajitas were almost done because i figured i'd save a lot by ousting the carbs but then i was like, well, people should still eat carbs so i'll make enough to have half a cup and a little for later. :-\

jon
08-08-2012, 04:18 PM
the half cup of rice will prevent you from losing a single pound

Ramen
08-08-2012, 04:32 PM
you can eat just about anything you want and lose weight, it's all about how much of it you eat. if you use portion control, then you can eat anything. i choose to eat a shit ton of vegetables, a little bit of good carbs, and lean meats.

elezzzark
08-08-2012, 04:40 PM
naked chicken fajitas with 1/2 cup of brown rice.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3940/nakedcfwbrownrice.jpg


good, shit, yo! tastes better than an asshole, i'll tell you that much!!! ;)

...

You're shameless


Seriously, is this wife's quality food? no doubt it's not really good looking and quality. Are you fucking a low standard ?

Ramen
08-08-2012, 04:42 PM
...

You're shameless


Seriously, is this wife's quality food? no doubt it's not really good looking and quality. Are you fucking a low standard ?

this is food for just me, and we're not in mexico where all i do is cook while wearing a moo-moo. my husband is in the military and is gone at the moment.

maks
08-08-2012, 05:07 PM
yeah ramen's all about eating healthy...

http://comeontothelord.com/img/fatgirlstwitter.jpg

maks
08-08-2012, 05:08 PM
not just a snack, it's a way of life

maks
08-08-2012, 05:14 PM
It's hilarious that fat, skanky, white-trash women love to strut around everywhere.

oh the irony

Ramen
08-08-2012, 05:18 PM
yeah ramen's all about eating healthy...

http://comeontothelord.com/img/fatgirlstwitter.jpg

nice censoring job, numbnuts.

Ramen
08-08-2012, 05:18 PM
oh the irony

(i'm not white.)

maks
08-08-2012, 05:21 PM
nice censoring job, numbnuts.

Yeah, I saw that after I posted it. I don't care enough to fix it, frankly I'm surprised I even tried I must be getting soft

maks
08-08-2012, 05:29 PM
I burned my titty on a pizza roll.... lol ya srsly!!

maks
08-08-2012, 05:30 PM
Damnit! I ate all the Pringles! Sad day... :(

maks
08-08-2012, 05:31 PM
god like 75% of these are about food



My new favorite thing!: Triple berry julius with protein from Orange Julius! <3 #orangejulius

maks
08-08-2012, 05:35 PM
quite the lady


I love that feeling of relief of when i finish taking a huge dump. *sigh* :)

going places in life


If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job because I love what I do, even if it is just making coffee! #barista #job #ilovecoffee

more irony


kinda gross to see a girl so skinny that ur forearms are as big as her theighs.

Ramen
08-08-2012, 05:43 PM
:rofl:

maks
08-08-2012, 05:46 PM
what's your facebook that must be equally hilarious

Ramen
08-08-2012, 05:47 PM
My threads get replies cuz maks can't ignore me :smug:

Ramen
08-08-2012, 05:53 PM
My threads get replies cuz maks can't ignore me :smug:

maks
08-08-2012, 06:00 PM
why should I ignore you when I can utilize you

I'll explain it like you're a 5 year old because you might as well be a 5 year old. Your posting is awful. You're an uninteresting, vapid person. You do, however, have a habit of saying stupid shit and doing stupid things and it's moderately fun to rub your face in it and constantly remind you that you're a piece of shit. If you insist on posting, then attacking you is just making the best of a bad situation.

lnopia the great
08-08-2012, 07:21 PM
ramemn if you actually do resistance workouts take some protein powder to build muscle and speed up your metabolism. And burn away fat quicker

syncan aka ken post jr
08-08-2012, 08:22 PM
http://www.liposuctiondirect.com/diy-at-home-liposuction/

since you are both poor and fat, i suggest you take a look at diy liposuction, save some bucks, suck some fat

Ramen
08-09-2012, 12:11 AM
ramemn if you actually do resistance workouts take some protein powder to build muscle and speed up your metabolism. And burn away fat quicker

i do resistance workouts. i've lost 30 lbs since march, bro. but i don't take any extra protein cuz i'm trying to get to a certain weight more than build muscle, tho i know muscle burns fat, i just want to avoid extra muscle weight.

Ramen
08-09-2012, 12:15 AM
why should I ignore you when I can utilize you

I'll explain it like you're a 5 year old because you might as well be a 5 year old. Your posting is awful. You're an uninteresting, vapid person. You do, however, have a habit of saying stupid shit and doing stupid things and it's moderately fun to rub your face in it and constantly remind you that you're a piece of shit. If you insist on posting, then attacking you is just making the best of a bad situation.

you're one to talk about posting quality. all of your posts consist of talking shit on someone. at least my contributions are more than just "XXXXXX is a bad poster/retard/whore/fattie/waste of flesh/etc." besides the thread that got political, you post nothing but talking about how bad others are, which by no means makes you a "good" poster, either. at least i have variety in my posts.

rubycalaber
08-09-2012, 12:18 AM
lol naked chicken fajitas, even the food you cook is slutty

Ramen
08-09-2012, 01:43 AM
why should I ignore you when I can utilize you

I'll explain it like you're a 5 year old because you might as well be a 5 year old. Your posting is awful. You're an uninteresting, vapid person. You do, however, have a habit of saying stupid shit and doing stupid things and it's moderately fun to rub your face in it and constantly remind you that you're a piece of shit. If you insist on posting, then attacking you is just making the best of a bad situation.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/376217_319909238104420_1504608816_n.jpg

reno
08-09-2012, 02:45 AM
what's your facebook that must be equally hilarious

http://www.facebook.com/christine.marks.98
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/angusranch.jpg

Ramen
08-09-2012, 09:03 AM
Why is everyone here so obsessed with me?? :smug: taking me way too srsly, guys...

sex with dead people
08-09-2012, 09:14 AM
We like running off all the females who post here.

Ramen
08-09-2012, 09:17 AM
We like running off all the females who post here.

Obviously. I can handle boobz's obsession cuz i'm over the creepiness factor tho he still manages to creep me out sometimes but all this attention us just overwhelming..... positive or negative. :-/ sorry i'm a fat girl, we're not used to attention.

maks
08-09-2012, 09:22 AM
http://www.facebook.com/christine.marks.98
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/angusranch.jpg

marks.98? seriously? and she calls me obsessed...

Ramen
08-09-2012, 09:33 AM
marks.98? seriously? and she calls me obsessed...

I didn't choose that. Facebook did. Don't get all excited because i promise you, i would never take after a hateful methhead. <3

maks
08-09-2012, 09:36 AM
I didn't choose that. Facebook did. Don't get all excited because i promise you, i would never take after a hateful methhead. <3

it was creepy enough when you married a guy named marks, I had chalked it up to coincidence but now with the whole marks.98 thing... I'll be right back I'm going to vomit.

Ramen
08-09-2012, 09:44 AM
it was creepy enough when you married a guy named marks, I had chalked it up to coincidence but now with the whole marks.98 thing... I'll be right back I'm going to vomit.

It's pure coincidence. But i don't even acknowledge you exist outside the forum so i didn't even notice til recently. And after i did, i asked my husband if he'd be willing to change his last name back to his original from his great great great grandfather.

maks
08-09-2012, 09:45 AM
ramen you're clearly in love with me and I'm going to tell you right now that is unacceptable and you need to fucking get over it

maks
08-09-2012, 10:03 AM
even if I didn't meet her on the internet, even if she wasn't a moron who I can't stand, still nothing would ever happen between us because she is a fat puerto rican whore and I wouldn't give her the time of day

Ramen
08-09-2012, 10:04 AM
ramen you're clearly in love with me and I'm going to tell you right now that is unacceptable and you need to fucking get over it

Don't say that too loud or you'll make boobz jealous. :smug:

maks
08-09-2012, 10:07 AM
boobz isn't my problem right now, you're infatuated with me and it's disgusting and needs to stop immediately

rootbeer
08-09-2012, 10:12 AM
younger than marks who is probably like 50

Ramen
08-09-2012, 10:14 AM
:cum:

maks
08-09-2012, 10:15 AM
You'd get drunk enough and tap it. She's younger.

no, I do have some standards.

rootbeer
08-09-2012, 10:23 AM
:cum:
:cum:

maks
08-09-2012, 10:25 AM
I meant * If you didn't know she was an internet attention whore

I'm not talking about that, look at her for god's sake she's gross

elezzzark
08-09-2012, 12:35 PM
this is food for just me, and we're not in mexico where all i do is cook while wearing a moo-moo. my husband is in the military and is gone at the moment.

Whatever you say, but you're full of shit

maks
08-09-2012, 12:39 PM
elz what do you think about ramen using christine.marks.98 as her facebook name? should I be flattered or disgusted? tbh I'm a little disgusted

elezzzark
08-09-2012, 12:46 PM
I didn't choose that. Facebook did. Don't get all excited because i promise you, i would never take after a hateful methhead. <3

You can change URL name configuring your profile settings, i'm sure you left marks.98 which is weird and you remember your favorite enenemy of the internet

Ramen
08-09-2012, 04:14 PM
You can change URL name configuring your profile settings, i'm sure you left marks.98 which is weird and you remember your favorite enenemy of the internet

i didn't even know that was my url til it was posted tbh, but if it REALLY bothers everyone, i'll try to change it.

maks
08-09-2012, 04:17 PM
i didn't even know that was my url til it was posted tbh, but if it REALLY bothers everyone, i'll try to change it.

it bothers me, change it

Ramen
08-09-2012, 04:49 PM
it bothers me, change it

it's changed. but don't flatter yourself. it really creeped me out that fb made that.

maks
08-09-2012, 05:03 PM
Right im sure it was just a coincidence.... please.

It was creepy enough when you married a guy named marks...

elezzzark
08-09-2012, 05:06 PM
Confederate Poster really sucks and never made a funny post, why is he posting here for years? I´ve never considered him as funny poster

cberry
08-09-2012, 05:40 PM
i dont cook my vegetables unless its cream corn

cberry
08-09-2012, 05:41 PM
i love the taste of minute rice

rootbeer
08-09-2012, 05:43 PM
how can i tell if im a nigger?

cberry
08-09-2012, 05:57 PM
idk man

cberry
08-09-2012, 05:57 PM
you down with OPP

rootbeer
08-09-2012, 05:58 PM
gosh no

elezzark
08-09-2012, 07:45 PM
h9onest u shuld just make urself puke after every meal u eat, then u can eat whutver u want u fat slob ahahaHAh

elezzark
08-09-2012, 07:45 PM
:P

maks
08-09-2012, 07:52 PM
h9onest u shuld just make urself puke after every meal u eat, then u can eat whutver u want u fat slob ahahaHAh

oh she's claimed to be bulimic. I had my doubts, for obvious reasons

Camoron
08-09-2012, 11:46 PM
yeah ramen's all about eating healthy...

http://comeontothelord.com/img/fatgirlstwitter.jpg

lmao Christine ______

(2 inches below)
Follow Christine Marks

Ramen
08-09-2012, 11:50 PM
lmao Christine ______

(2 inches below)
Follow Christine Marks

yeah.... maks fails at censoring.

maks
08-10-2012, 12:05 AM
I'll be honest with you ramen, protecting your identity is very low on my list of priorities

m0nde
08-10-2012, 12:16 AM
quite the lady


going places in life


more irony#looseing #wait

Camoron
08-10-2012, 07:45 AM
oh g-d oh g-d oh god

rootbeer
08-10-2012, 08:38 AM
oh i get it, u spelled weight like wait... ohhohohoooo.... haha. tee-hee, ebheheheeeeee hahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

rootbeer
08-10-2012, 08:38 AM
NOW I GET IT

rubycalaber
08-10-2012, 09:21 AM
not sure how eating pringles is unconventional

other than they are crisps in a tube

maks
08-10-2012, 11:06 AM
they claim to be less greasy than your standard potato chip but that's a lie

maks
08-10-2012, 02:33 PM
if you want to get really technical they're more of a dried paste than a chip

nifkin
08-10-2012, 02:35 PM
i heard stevey rage out one time on xbl because the chips got stuck and he couldnt fit his hand in the tube so he cut the tube with the keys to his RV

maks
08-10-2012, 02:41 PM
I looked on youtube for 2 seconds for the clip from clerks where the guy had his hand stuck in a pringles can but I didn't see it so just pretend I posted it itt