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cag
05-09-2014, 01:08 PM
So many of lifes questions I need answeres

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:16 PM
Cag plz go

cag
05-09-2014, 01:19 PM
Yrs I know it hurts your feelings when people make fun of your broken dick on a forum youve devoted a good chunk of your life to because you were fat ans lonely guy who didnt even have the courage to ask a girl that worked at mcdonalds out lmao

cag
05-09-2014, 01:20 PM
Why do you have bad knees?

cag
05-09-2014, 01:23 PM
Now, my little broken dicked friend you get two options. Yiu may either answer the question about true love or you may answer the question about your knees

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:24 PM
same awnser to both questions, picking a midget stripper up over your head and thorwing her into a tree

cag
05-09-2014, 01:27 PM
Listen this is a thread about a beautiful thing called love try to stay on topic.

cag
05-09-2014, 01:28 PM
And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:28 PM
i love you, let me thorw you into a mighty redwood

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:28 PM
And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!

seems like a good idea

cag
05-09-2014, 01:28 PM
Gonna be 27 in a few weeks eggs are drying up

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:29 PM
you can always steal a baby from the mall, raise it as your own, just like your grandparents did with you

cag
05-09-2014, 01:30 PM
I promise not to kill my baby I will train it to assasinate rootbeers child who will definitely grow up to be a fat kid

cag
05-09-2014, 01:32 PM
Too bad I cant reproduce like a mogwhy from grimlins that method seems more fitting than traditional birth

cag
05-09-2014, 01:33 PM
For me anyway

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:33 PM
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:34 PM
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush

this is also the awnser to what is true love

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 01:34 PM
replacing your birthcontrol with tic-tacs -= true love

cag
05-09-2014, 01:36 PM
No no I cant be dancing and raising a kid thats insane

cag
05-09-2014, 01:37 PM
And god damn if he ever caught me lying

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:40 PM
Cag plz just go

cag
05-09-2014, 01:41 PM
I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:42 PM
I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me

Grow an ass and a personality I'm sure one of your clients will pretend to like you

cag
05-09-2014, 01:45 PM
Grow a dick that works and answer my question ^__^ so tired of you acting all assburnt over your stupid dick

cag
05-09-2014, 01:46 PM
Find your chi while fucking fucking Debbie maybe itll last longer than a minute lol

cag
05-09-2014, 01:48 PM
Pre cum oh cummm very sticky very tasty

cag
05-09-2014, 01:52 PM
What is true love? Accepting rootys broken dick and taking positive steps toward a solution. Debbie us the broken penis whispererr

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 01:59 PM
U seem upset
Wanna talk about it?

cag
05-09-2014, 02:11 PM
Rooty is every women In the world 2 me hes my fantasy a broke dicked reality

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 02:31 PM
Cag go

cag
05-09-2014, 02:42 PM
There has got to be a way to incorporate broke dicked into rocket man by elton john

cag
05-09-2014, 02:43 PM
B b Benny and the dicks broken dicks

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 02:47 PM
Tiny dancer ;)

cag
05-09-2014, 02:51 PM
Fuck this gay earth so much, I need a wife, its lonely on rubynet, on such a timeless flight to penguin island

cag
05-09-2014, 02:53 PM
And I think its gonna be a long long time before I fit in again at rubynet im not the broke dicked man they think I am in the swamp, oh no, im a broke dicked man, broken dicked man

Gentleman Doli
05-09-2014, 02:57 PM
:hungry: Let eat

rootbeer
05-09-2014, 02:59 PM
:hungry: Let eat

:puke:

cag
05-09-2014, 03:01 PM
Lisa vag aint the place to make a kid in fact its brown as hell

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
05-09-2014, 03:12 PM
cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush

some girl tried that shit with me once except she didn't have the piss stick and couldn't trick me into jizzing in her so I just changed my phone #

cag
05-09-2014, 03:19 PM
Thats what Debbie did to shermsn after she nurtured his broken dick back to health with her giant, sagging motherly beer tits (also my favorite kind of boobs.)

clay
05-09-2014, 03:20 PM
have we actually gotten a photo of sherms dick yet? ive been waitingq

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
05-09-2014, 03:22 PM
look thru lisa's pms you're admin

cag
05-09-2014, 03:29 PM
"Also I wanna take this opportunity to tell you how much I appreciate how much you have enriched my life as well. Love you, babe. You are awesomness" oh my god my boyfriend loves me omg omg he is the one ive aearched for for so long omg omf

Lexi Persimmons
05-09-2014, 03:33 PM
when you fuk niggers.

cag
05-09-2014, 03:36 PM
Im mostly into white or Latinos or mixed races.

cag
05-09-2014, 03:36 PM
Just as long as they arent fat or ugly

cag
05-09-2014, 03:40 PM
My boyfriend is half white half mexican ^__^ and he makes me the happiest stripper in the world

Lexi Persimmons
05-09-2014, 03:40 PM
California is for faggots.

burn

cag
05-09-2014, 03:45 PM
You are mad because I found love and happiness after you used me and took advantage when I was plug drugging over seph

cag
05-09-2014, 03:46 PM
Stupid internet men and their dicks
Out

Plug Drugs
05-09-2014, 06:25 PM
So many of lifes questions I need answeres

ah, true love, it is when you meet someone and can let all of your walls come down, having a mix of common interests and differences, someone who immediately fills in that missing piece you didnt even know you were looking for

Plug Drugs
05-09-2014, 06:26 PM
Lisa vag aint the place to make a kid in fact its brown as hell

+rep

Autistic Spectrum
05-09-2014, 06:27 PM
they say it's gonna be a long long time till clay get's around to fixing my rep,

juji
05-09-2014, 09:19 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/ltc.png

maks
05-09-2014, 09:34 PM
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cag
05-09-2014, 10:13 PM
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gotta be louder hey heh

juji
05-10-2014, 12:59 PM
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Since when treadlong is opensourced?