freshly showered

[Desolation]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7y58k99x1qea8j0o1_500.jpg

mmmm, new Herbal Essences!

[maks]

very cute but what's with the metal shit in your nose, it doesn't add to your face it takes away

[Desolation]

noted

[maks]

so now that I gave you a compliment and a beauty tip how about a blowjob

[sex with dead people]

Did all of your bruises go away?

[Camoron]

ur eyes are so green :)

[Desolation]

Did all of your bruises go away?

yeah but i still have whiplash, need to see a chiropractor.

[sex with dead people]

Don't let them touch you inappropriately unless you want them to.

[Desolation]

it was a car wreck

[rootbeer]

Did all of your bruises go away?

:lmao:

[Desolation]

some very sexually aggressive reputation comments - i like it <3

[stalker virus]

girl break me off a piece of that (please and thank you)

[stalker virus]

take note guys, that is how you talk to a lady

[maks]

my boss said he was going to text me but that was 4 hours ago so fuck him I'm going to bed

[maks]

deso? ashley? care to join me?

[stalker virus]

:cum:

[rootbeer]

:cum:
:cum:

[maks]

do you have bunk beds irl rootbeer?

[stalker virus]

don't give me any of that "i can't sleep on the top bunk because i have nose bleeds bullshit" because ive heard that way too many times

[stalker virus]

in prison

[rootbeer]

do you have bunk beds irl rootbeer?

yes i bought four pyramid bunk bed sets and made a log cabin out of bunk beds. i call it megabed.

[rootbeer]

i always sleep top bunk

[maks]

When my cousin was a kid he had a bunk bed except there was no bottom bunk there was a desk under there instead. I'm tempted to pick one of those up because it would save a lot of space but I'm afraid when I bring girls home they'll think I'm immature

[stalker virus]

who cares what a woman thinks about you once you've got her in your room you pretty much have it made

[stalker virus]

my parents have been married for 36 years so who knows maybe

[maks]

who cares what a woman thinks about you once you've got her in your room you pretty much have it made

not true, that's a critical time. 90% of cases of blueballs occur when the girl is already in your house.

[stalker virus]

gotta be a better salesman

[stalker virus]

always be closin'

[maks]

I'm a minimal effort sort of guy

[stalker virus]

i sense this is common among new england engineers

[maks]

here in the big city things move fast we don't have time to fart around with outdated bullshit like 'consent'

[pilleater]

desolation has asbergers and will not change his/her avatar

[Desolation]

girl break me off a piece of that (please and thank you)

had to get a second towel BLUSH

[rootbeer]

its a two towel job

[NortyNippy]

I need one of those showers that do your hair and make-up

[Desolation]

you need a shower period concubine

[maks]

oh snap you called her a concubine

bitch just got SERVED

[NortyNippy]

you need a shower period concubinelol ;P

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

O.B. are you hitting on Deso?

[MatthewPP4L]

AY GURL AY
AY GURL...
AY...
I KNOW U HEAR ME GURL

[TheElJoe]

wait desolation is this girl and a ginger? does she get called a ginger too? fuck you guys

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

what is a Roman shower?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

mtic + 2 years = deso

it's math bitch

[TheElJoe]

:puke:

[stalker virus]

please don't bring up that deso is mtic i like to pretend otherwise

[syncan aka ken post jr]

deso also like to pretend he's not mtic as well

[syncan aka ken post jr]

my old account name was gaysexmmmmk

[stalker virus]

deso is too kawaii to be anything other than deso ^_~

[syncan aka ken post jr]

the real drunkpuppies stopped posting around 3 years ago and posted his password as his last post, i took it over and it's been smooth sailing for gsm ever since

[stalker virus]

i am oleander's little sister

[TheElJoe]

i'm gonna confess i used to be eljoe

[syncan aka ken post jr]

my first account here was called millonsV way back in the day

[stalker virus]

millionsv is the most attractive poster of any and all ytmnd afilliated forums

[TheElJoe]

i also used to be millionsv

[syncan aka ken post jr]

my first account ever was called micheal wolfason

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

my first account here was called millonsV way back in the day

no one cares. topic is about showers. keep in line or gtfo.

[stalker virus]

marco writes in his diary dear diary drunkpuppies does not follow forum protocol -- will follow this issue

[syncan aka ken post jr]

marco's getting mad as fuck cause he has no idea what a millonsv is,

HOW DO OU LIKE IT MARCO you and your lizard buddies come in here and talk about usernmane248925 from interentlizardfourm12
and it's annoying isn't it ISN'T IT MARCO YOU GOAT JOKE HAVING MOTHER FUCKER

[TheElJoe]

my old username really used to be paulreubens but i switched cause i was nf on that name

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

marco's getting mad as fuck cause he has no idea what a millonsv is,

HOW DO OU LIKE IT MARCO you and your lizard buddies come in here and talk about usernmane248925 from interentlizardfourm12
and it's annoying isn't it ISN'T IT MARCO YOU GOAT JOKE HAVING MOTHER FUCKER

why so cruel? I sense a little frustration.

[stalker virus]

my old username really used to be paulreubens but i switched cause i was nf on that name

yo brother cut yourself some slack you were pretty funny :hogan:

[TheElJoe]

:sombrero:

[stalker virus]

:seriously:

[TheElJoe]

just showered the rest of my hair fell out

[TheElJoe]

also i like the nose piercings on the girl

[TheElJoe]

will contiue bumping thread for clit piercings

[jon]

well why not just google the child porn yourself instead of waiting for a guy pretending to be a girl deliver it to you

[Desolation]

i first started posting when mtic was on her final account (FuckingChair). Its well documented that mtic hates me.

is fine </3

[Desolation]

seriously not mtic though idk why people think that

[Desolation]

i'm from the front page nedm khan

[Desolation]

you need a shower period concubine

this post netted me the rep comment "youre a filthy fucking whore and ill rape you how i please" come on thats a bit out of line dontcha think?

[maks]

you have an awfully similar fake girl gimmick to mtic

[syncan aka ken post jr]

umm that's why cuase you know so much about mtic and you "started posting" when mtic stopped posting

[Desolation]

i see that i guess.. but I like to think i'm a slightly better poster than mtic so please stop spreading that slanderous rumor everyone

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i know people by there posting styles

[Desolation]

you missed the target on me forum gimmick connoisseur

[maks]

you missed the target on me forum gimmick connoisseur

did I? the jury is still out, denying that he's mtic is exactly what mtic used to do

[syncan aka ken post jr]

link your fonrt page account and make a new ytmnd or post a comment or something and i will never call u mtic again

[syncan aka ken post jr]

mtic used to have like 1000 alts it was crazy as fuck

[stalker virus]

i love deso just the way she is

[Desolation]

idk wanna be downvoted

[maks]

mtic also had shitloads of front page accounts I'm not sure what this proves

[Desolation]

i have 3

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://ytmnd.com/users/momthinksimcool

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://ytmnd.com/users/momthinksimcool/comments hmm read a deso post read a mtic post back and forth back and forth hmmmmmmmm

[syncan aka ken post jr]

thanks for making me doubt you are mtic deso thanks alot

[Desolation]

zippokitty.gif

[maks]

for like 2 weeks he was spamming hundreds of child porn ytmnds, max is kind of a shitty admin so I have to imagine some of them still exist

[syncan aka ken post jr]

mtic will never die his spirit lives on in deso also mtic was like 30 people on 10,000 accounts i think i was mtic for a while

[NortyNippy]

well why not just google the child porn yourself instead of waiting for a guy pretending to be a girl deliver it to youit is actually a young girl you fucking headcase

[syncan aka ken post jr]

if it's one thing lisa knows it's child porn so u better listen to her

[Desolation]

im 22 lol

[NortyNippy]

i see that i guess.. but I like to think i'm a slightly better poster than mtic so please stop spreading that slanderous rumor everyoneI know you aren't any of these fruitloops' delusions of posters long past

and that you are indeed the chick who owns a shower that also does hair and make-up

[Desolation]

i just have fetal alcohol syndrome and your words are hurtful

[Gentleman Doli]

Mtic.

[NortyNippy]

im 22 loloh good

I don't have to be so gentle with you then.

I've been nice and protective because I thought you were 16 lol... that is no more, you will be treated the same as I treat any adult.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

I know you aren't any of these fruitloops' delusions of posters long past

and that you are indeed the chick who owns a shower that also does hair and make-up
not everything sent back from the hubble makes sense

[syncan aka ken post jr]

oh good

I don't have to be so gentle with you then.

I've been nice and protective because I thought you were 16 lol... that is no more, you will be treated the same as I treat any adult.

ya fuck you mtic you fucking 22 year old nigger , phew i was really holding back there for a while

[Desolation]

I know you aren't any of these fruitloops' delusions of posters long past

what does this even mean i swear you lizards must spend the 10 minutes a day youre not posting huffing all the paint you can or some shit and just belch out whatever awful thing comes to your barely functioning brains whenever you manage to click the post quick reply button

[syncan aka ken post jr]

why are you so insane lisa niorrty nippy

[maks]

why does this bitch think everyone is 16

[Desolation]

oh good

I don't have to be so gentle with you then.

I've been nice and protective because I thought you were 16 lol... that is no more, you will be treated the same as I treat any adult.

just because i'm 22 doesnt mean i dont have the fragile mentality of a 16-year-old be gentle i cant handle the owns

[Desolation]

protect me nippy

[Camoron]

oh good

I don't have to be so gentle with you then.

I've been nice and protective because I thought you were 16 lol... that is no more, you will be treated the same as I treat any adult.

prepare for teh pwnage

[NortyNippy]

just because i'm 22 doesnt mean i dont have the fragile mentality of a 16-year-old be gentle i cant handle the ownslol

[NortyNippy]

what does this even mean i swear you lizards must spend the 10 minutes a day youre not posting huffing all the paint you can or some shit and just belch out whatever awful thing comes to your barely functioning brains whenever you manage to click the post quick reply buttonhuh?

speaking of brains.... well.... at least you aren't ugly

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa are you a space cat irl cause if so that's really neat

[doctor remulak]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7y58k99x1qea8j0o1_500.jpg

mmmm, new Herbal Essences!

I am Doctor Remulak.


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[rootbeer]

i just have fetal alcohol syndrome and your words are hurtful

grats on your first honest post

[NortyNippy]

http://www2.hiren.info/funny/pictures/no-eyes-only-mouth.jpg

[maks]

She spent 12 pages defending a known purveyor of kiddie pron and you have to ask?

that's actually a really good point

[jon]

I am Doctor Remulak.


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all excellent points

[jon]

i first started posting when mtic was on her final account (FuckingChair). Its well documented that mtic hates me.

is fine </3

fuckingchair was the only good one

[jon]

it is actually a young girl you fucking headcase

nice rep

raise your hand if you've heard desolation's 22 year old and very much male voice on the podcast with howard dean

[jon]

how are you going to raise a hand when you're carrying that pile of red boxes?

[stalker virus]

jon raising both hands in his avatar to prove a point

[jon]

i don't even doubt that it's some chick he picked up at college or a girlfriend using his account or something like that but this fucking lizard just will not recognize its place and shut the fuck up

[NortyNippy]

jon's going to slap some negger bitch into place

watch out

[rootbeer]

oh im so squeaky clean i could just mmmmhmmmm oohohoh hehehe so nice so nice cnie

[TheElJoe]

literally just showered 5 minutes ago

also if desolation wants to prove she is who she says she is i think it's time someone made my "hi joe" sign

[TheElJoe]

this forum is full of famous people pretending to be nobodies posting gay nigger dicks and also bears

[rootbeer]

i hope desolation pretends to be eminem or mick jagger next, WINNING

[rootbeer]

is she sitting on a busy side walk? jesus what a tramp

[TheElJoe]

i have my sound on mute but i bet that was annoying

[rootbeer]

i dont even know what i posted, what was it?

[TheElJoe]

red head girl with bow on her head talking fast with a lot of eye and hand movement

[Desolation]

you need a shower period concubine


this post netted me the rep comment "youre a filthy fucking whore and ill rape you how i please" come on thats a bit out of line dontcha think?

still getting rep for this post - a bot or something?