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Plug Drugs
09-13-2012, 12:41 AM
when i noticed this i started yelling "those are my pants! what the hell do you think you're doing??? who told you you could wear those--" i continued with this line of yelling as the silly bastard just stood there with a blank, unamused look on his face

all of a sudden he sort of half-closed one eye and his other eye rolled back into his head and his mouth dropped open

"awwwwwwwww" he moaned.

slowly i began to realize that he was pissing himself! A big wet spot started to appear on his -i mean my- jeans

I was so perplexed by this i stopped complaining; disgusted and confused, i just stared at the wet spot as it grew bigger

Once he was finished, he unzipped the pair of pants, took them off, and handed them to me.

"...i pissed your pants" he said, and then he just calmly walked out the front door as if nothign had happened

maks
09-13-2012, 12:44 AM
there are the sorts of people you attract when you do heroin

syncan aka ken post jr
09-13-2012, 12:44 AM
u fuck that guy or what, take him back to your place take off your jeans and go to town.

Plug Drugs
09-13-2012, 12:47 AM
there are the sorts of people you attract when you do heroin

allegedly he was "candy flipping" on molly and mushrooms

syncan aka ken post jr
09-13-2012, 12:50 AM
so did you get it on or what, lot of gay for pay kind of shit so you could get your next fix

maks
09-13-2012, 12:55 AM
allegedly he was "candy flipping" on molly and mushrooms

should have told him you were satan and then raped him

syncan aka ken post jr
09-13-2012, 12:56 AM
suck his dick for a dime bag of smack, who cares it's not like your going to remeber much of it the next day anyways

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09-13-2012, 01:02 AM
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jon
09-13-2012, 04:39 AM
lol drug addled brain once again unable to spot and remove all the capital letters from the copypasta before sharing it

Plug Drugs
09-13-2012, 05:19 AM
lol drug addled brain once again unable to spot and remove all the capital letters from the copypasta before sharing it
i wrote it

Plug Drugs
09-13-2012, 05:21 AM
but since you think it'll make for a good copypasta i'm going to put it on 4chan and see if the newfag inhabitants appreciate fine literature

Camoron
09-13-2012, 06:29 AM
:seriously:

Gentleman Doli
09-13-2012, 08:47 AM
not only is plug drugs a cart pusher at wal mart he also posts at 4chan and uses the word "newfag"

lnopia the great
09-13-2012, 09:10 AM
nice life

syncan aka ken post jr
09-13-2012, 09:59 AM
thread summary:plug drugs fucked a guy and gave him his pants for a dime back of herion

rootbeer
09-13-2012, 10:06 AM
allegedly he was "candy flipping" on molly and mushrooms

i think ur friends are just fucking with you big time. funny story anyways tho +