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NortyNippy
09-19-2012, 05:35 PM
bye

syncan aka ken post jr
09-19-2012, 05:37 PM
facebook pet store game

rootbeer
09-19-2012, 05:38 PM
mail me animals from australia

sex with dead people
09-19-2012, 07:01 PM
You might as well. You have a dog face to begin with.

jon
09-19-2012, 07:25 PM
stay

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 12:35 AM
I got the job

I now sell pets

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 12:44 AM
oh I don't think I'll tell you the name of the store

maks
09-20-2012, 12:49 AM
so you got a college degree just to go to work at a cash register, gj you're as successful as stompleb

ascii_genitals
09-20-2012, 12:52 AM
what was your previous job before you quit it?

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 12:54 AM
so you got a college degree just to go to work at a cash register, gj you're as successful as stompleb
I've got two university degrees

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 12:55 AM
what was your previous job before you quit it?I was a teacher for 2 years

then I stopped teaching and am doing low-stress jobs while I help look after a dying family member

maks
09-20-2012, 12:59 AM
I've got two university degrees

and you're still working a cash register which says a whole hell of a lot about you and your degrees

ascii_genitals
09-20-2012, 01:02 AM
what did you teach?

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 01:07 AM
My main method areas are History and Drama

but I taught lots of things

I'll go back into teaching again one day when I feel like it

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 01:08 AM
I don't need your help to order fish Cody

thanks anyway

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 01:10 AM
what a retard

ascii_genitals
09-20-2012, 01:18 AM
think about how retarded nortynippy is and then think about her being your teacher

maks
09-20-2012, 01:19 AM
think about how retarded nortynippy is and then think about her being your teacher

not only that but she's a pedophile sympathiser, she lauded a guy as a hero for distributing child pornography on this forum. that explains why she and her two degrees are working in retail now.

timmy
09-20-2012, 02:21 AM
bestiality store

jon
09-20-2012, 05:53 AM
i said stay, boy

TheElJoe
09-20-2012, 07:49 AM
why would someone in australia need tropical fish from miami?

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 07:51 AM
i'll take 2 kangroo's and a 35 pound bag of kangroo food

TheElJoe
09-20-2012, 07:54 AM
anybody else notice the fact this crazy bitch was a teacher? what age were your students? are they fucked for life after your class? did you fuck any of them?

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:00 AM
I am finding this a brain numbingly boring topic and replies

TheElJoe
09-20-2012, 08:03 AM
did you fall madly in love with a student who wanted nothing to do with you?

rootbeer
09-20-2012, 09:32 AM
oh I don't think I'll tell you the name of the store


*calls pet store in australia* "um hi... do you guys sell battle toads?"

sex with dead people
09-20-2012, 10:24 AM
I was a teacher for 2 years

That's about as believable as you being a glamour model. Stop lying you stupid whore.

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:09 PM
*calls pet store in australia* "um hi... do you guys sell battle toads?"XD

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:11 PM
That's about as believable as you being a glamour model. Stop lying you stupid whore.http://imageshack.us/a/img832/631/98642977.jpghttp://imageshack.us/a/img690/3262/96575556.jpg

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:13 PM
frame them and put them behind the cash register in the pet store.

F4
09-20-2012, 08:14 PM
nips literally has a degree in drama

sex with dead people
09-20-2012, 08:15 PM
Or above the bed in the shack where you fuck men for pocket change.

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:17 PM
eat them when you run out of money for food

stalker virus
09-20-2012, 08:24 PM
nips literally has a degree in drama

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:29 PM
how many degrees do you have?

stalker virus
09-20-2012, 08:29 PM
lol @ GED recipient laughing at the quality of a college degree

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:31 PM
lol arts major....
I did a double major

did history too

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:32 PM
people need to stop posting in this topic

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:35 PM
i hold a worthless fucking doctorate from Columbia University which btw is the only ivy league college in harlem


sorry i did not get to go to a fancy community college like you in the middle of the bush in Australia,and end up with a great job like pet store clerk, i do the best i can lisa stop rubbing your success in everyone's face

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:38 PM
i hold a worthless fucking doctorate from Columbia University which btw is the only ivy league college in harlem


sorry i did not get to go to a fancy community college like you in the middle of the bush in Australia,and end up with a great job like pet store clerk, i do the best i can lisa stop rubbing your success in everyone's faceyou're full of rubbish

Neither of those are community colleges

if the government wouldn't pay for you both of those pieces of paper would cost you $50,000.. I got one of the government supported positions both times

what do you do other than troll this forum dp?

sex with dead people
09-20-2012, 08:40 PM
Who the fuck would name their kid lisa anyway?

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:41 PM
Who the fuck would name their kid lisa anyway?I'm lucky

they nearly called me Morag

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:42 PM
asil

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:42 PM
you're full of rubbish

Neither of those are community colleges

if the government wouldn't pay for you both of those pieces of paper would cost you $50,000.. I got one of the government supported positions both times

what do you do other than troll this forum dp?

i'm a babysitter i baby sit mostly ulgy little 8 year old girls...

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:44 PM
oh and all my austuraialln taxes paid for your useless degree's so you could work at a petstore

nice i will be writeing to the pm croidddle dundee about this

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:44 PM
nuff said

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:46 PM
you wasted my tax money now your wasteing your life and my time lisa, get it together your better than this(this is most likely not the case but i am a postive person)

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:50 PM
I've probably paid more tax than you in my life

and that's disgraceful of you because I've paid fuck all

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 08:51 PM
I've probably paid more tax than you in my life

and that's disgraceful of you because I've paid fuck all

elz what are you doing with this alt account it's horrible

timmy
09-20-2012, 08:54 PM
frame them and put them behind the cash register in the pet store.

holy shit

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 08:56 PM
I wonder what the store owner would think if they came in on a thursday after my day of running the store and found my degrees up on the wall behind the cash register lol

DrHundos
09-20-2012, 08:58 PM
uh yeah i'd like about two dozen hamsters sex doesnt matter as long as theres at least one female and one male can you just put them all in a box and mail them to Dr. Hundos Escobar i wont post my address here but ill pm it if u will do it for me

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 09:00 PM
sure

just contact me at work and I'll see what I can arrange for you

DrHundos
09-20-2012, 09:01 PM
do you ship to the united states? is there a guarantee that the hamsters wont be dead on arrival, i can afford more but i dont want to waste money

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 09:02 PM
do you ship to the united states? is there a guarantee that the hamsters wont be dead on arrival, i can afford more but i dont want to waste moneyNo.

But just give me your credit cards details and and home address I'll arrange for a box of hamsters to be delivered to you

stalker virus
09-20-2012, 09:03 PM
if it fits it ships

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:05 PM
its not the size of the boat

syncan aka ken post jr
09-20-2012, 09:06 PM
ship your ripped up hymen to me i wanna fuckung eat itthenn rape ita ublarrr

DrHundos
09-20-2012, 09:07 PM
oh no im not falling for that again :laugh: i guess ill just have to keep stealing rats from taco bell, i want hamsters because they are more docile and receptive specimens

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:09 PM
ublarrr

stalker virus
09-20-2012, 09:10 PM
:dnlis:

F4
09-20-2012, 09:10 PM
flagler cats and obnoxious bitches

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 09:11 PM
ship your ripped up hymen to me i wanna fuckung eat itthenn rape ita ublarrrwtf lol

NortyNippy
09-20-2012, 09:11 PM
flagler cats and obnoxious bitchesXD

rootbeer
09-20-2012, 09:14 PM
:dnlis:
:lis:

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:21 PM
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sex with dead people
09-20-2012, 09:30 PM
I wonder what the store owner would think if they came in on a thursday after my day of running the store and found my degrees up on the wall behind the cash register lol

I wonder what the store owner would do if he found out that you're so fucking insane that you had to be placed in a psychiatric treatment facility for 8 years of your life?

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:30 PM
hey wendy/slesh why havnt you shown tits yet

sex with dead people
09-20-2012, 09:45 PM
Because you haven't gotten rid of lisa yet like you said you were going to.

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:46 PM
lisa please get out so wendy can show her tits

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:46 PM
lisa dont make me cum to your house

timmy
09-20-2012, 09:47 PM
get it it was a joke i am not going within 100km of you

m0nde
09-20-2012, 11:57 PM
facebook pet store game
mail me animals from australia:lizard:

NortyNippy
09-21-2012, 03:32 AM
lisa please get out so wendy can show her titsshe has fake boobs, she told me that like 10 years ago, she said they were a great investment and paid for themselves because she then decided to be a stripper

but then she tries to tell everyone they are real lol

she's a fucking dickhead, true story

m0nde
09-21-2012, 04:52 AM
is killgreys back?

where's wendy?

Autistic Spectrum
12-06-2013, 01:18 PM
40 year old ex pet store cashier with 2 degreess

www.whatthefuck.com
12-06-2013, 03:43 PM
I was a teacher for 2 years

then I stopped teaching and am doing low-stress jobs while I help look after a dying family member

thanks dp i knew she posted that she lived with her grandpa somewhere

steveyos YOLO
12-06-2013, 04:18 PM
Now she will look after rootbeer because he's dying and his last wish is to lose his virginity to a baby murdering, nigger fucking, train getting run on whore

rootbeer
12-06-2013, 04:19 PM
im dying alright

www.whatthefuck.com
12-06-2013, 04:20 PM
Now she will look after rootbeer because he's dying and his last wish is to lose his virginity to a baby murdering, nigger fucking, gangbanging whore

this word fits better