You can never win all of the people all of the time

[Dirty Beatle]

You can only ever win SOME of the people SOME of the time.

#sage advice

[Captain Janeway]

lisa never wins anything but meth dealers and guys with broken dicks and child molesters and retarded cats.

she did think she found a coin once but it was just a wad of chewed gum wrapped in foil

[herpreader]

remind me to order a google wallet card when I turn my pc on please

[Dirty Beatle]

remind me to order a google wallet card when I turn my pc on please

I don't know what that is but I'll remind you tomorrow

[herpreader]

it's a debt card or whatever to use my google balance irl but I don't really need it because I literally can't water

[herpreader]

waster a die

[herpreader]

fuck this see ta%

[herpreader]

android yes I love being pot

[Dirty Beatle]

Ok but I'm still going to remind you tomorrow

[herpreader]

I turned my pc on and ordered it I couldn't wait