How to spot a masturbator, tips for vigilant parents.....

[Dirty Beatle]

http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/

"One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear."

Uh... Wow.

The article gets worse after that.

[Dirty Beatle]

Um, these Christians are sickos

http://christwire.org/2012/03/complete-list-of-secret-facebook-emoticons-and-smileys/

[Dirty Beatle]

Omg

http://christwire.org/2011/06/is-my-son-sexually-attracted-to-me/

"14. Have you ever suspected that he purposely leaves his worn underpants around the house to tempt you? As this falls into motherly household duties, it’s to be expected as a matter of course. You should be aware, however, that an overabundance of briefs stained by ejaculation can also be an invitation to explore your son’s burning incestuous fantasies."


Wow I feel sorry for the kids of these sicko parents

[Dirty Beatle]

LOL
http://christwire.org/2011/05/20-ways-to-tell-if-your-teenage-daughter-is-a-lesbian/


"This is the first sign she is adopting an alternative lifestyle. Bieber was born female and is now a male impersonator, you can tell by the way his jawline isn’t quite masculine. Recently this heshe has been convincing young teenage girls to replace their pictues of Jesus with his own. It is only a matter of time before he announces his secret and watches as an entire generation of young women turn into homogays right before our eyes."

Each one of these is more retarded than the last.

[maks]

that site is obviously satire lisa

[Captain Janeway]

its the onion for athiests