cag whats the best and cheapest way to get a stripper to suck yyour dick

[Garfield]

i have aspergers like many of you here

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

buy an 8ball :tup:

[cag]

Lie and tell her you love her. She'll buy you whatever you want

[cag]

Its worked on me before.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i love u

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i dated a girl who became a stripper i just pretended to listen while she talked about girl shit and occasionally got her something off the dollar menu just like you do with any other girl to get bjs

[Dirty Beatle]

My first love was a stripper at one point

She was gorgeous, met her in the circus

[Autistic Spectrum]

anytime you can end a post with met her in the circus you do it don't you lisa, u can't fucking help yourself

[Dirty Beatle]

anytime you can end a post with met her in the circus you do it don't you lisa, u can't fucking help yourself

Well I did.

She was extremely flexible and acrobatic.

I lost her to a guy in the end... I knew that would happen eventually.

[rootbeer]

buy an 8ball :tup:

[Camoron]

Whao hang on, lisa is a lesbian?! Didnt see that coming :stare:

[Dirty Beatle]

Whao hang on, lisa is a lesbian?! Didnt see that coming :stare:
I'm bi

Was out when I was 16.

Is this really a surprise?

[Plug Drugs]

i knew i was bisexual (about 10% gay 90% straight) when i was like 12, i think everyone's bisexual though. Guys jerk off together all the time and even the uptight conservative guys who try to act like they arent and older guys too always try to check out your ding dong when standing next to you at the urinal like the pervy fags they are,

everyone is gay everyone is a fag why do they try to hide it its just a big game isnt it

[rootbeer]

Whao hang on, lisa is a lesbian?! Didnt see that coming :stare:

She's 100% gay trust me

[cag]

She looks Like a lesbian that's for sure

[Dirty Beatle]

She's 100% gay trust me
After seeing you naked.

[Dirty Beatle]

She looks Like a lesbian that's for sure
You act like a obsessed dyke.

[Autistic Spectrum]

as lisa snakes her rough green tounge up cag's slit, cag can't control herself and starts squirting and gushing a gallon of piss all over lisa's pink hair

[lnopia the great]

Guys jerk off together all the time


i shower with guys on a semi regular basis but i draw the line at jerking off together

[cag]

as lisa snakes her rough green tounge up cag's slit, cag can't control herself and starts squirting and gushing a gallon of piss all over lisa's pink hair

Dude stop whats your problem

[juji]

as lisa snakes her rough green tounge up cag's slit, cag can't control herself and starts squirting and gushing a gallon of piss all over lisa's pink hair

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAFGDSAHAFDHADFHDFH

[cag]

Nothing to be embarrassed about, it wasn't piss. I was teasing you but you got so red.

[cag]

When I come visit im bringing my collection of favorite Michael Moore movies we can hold hands and watch them

[Autistic Spectrum]

i could see cag and lisa totally giving up on men and moving into together, a lesbian odd couple sitcom ,,, lisa the pink haried witch who's too lazy to pick up her own filth and cag the girl who loves eating lisa out but hates cleaning up after lisa

[steveyos YOLO]

I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually the same person

[cag]

Sorry but a woman can never replace a nice solid cock and the man its attached to. Men are smart they can fix things and they are level headed most of the time I need a man to keep order and make sure im not getting into trouble

[cag]

Iive had lezzie sex when I was young and stupid

[cag]

Uhhhh when I was young.

[Garfield]

just how young ?:naughty:

[steveyos YOLO]

Cag the fag

[cag]

When I was 19 and early 20s but its a thing of the past. Not interested in women.

[Dirty Beatle]

Why did you if you're not into women?

[cag]

That doesn't matter ive had propositions in this last year that ive declined. Never dated any girls I just ate their pussies which were slimy and soft. Guys are a million times better and easier to connect witthey have dicks and are good providers

[cag]

And im into traditional gender roles I should be able to stay home.

[Dirty Beatle]

yeah I don't care how many propositions you imagine you've had

I simply wanted to know why you'd have sex with a woman if you are not sexually attracted to women

[cag]

Well that doesn't matter people do all sorts of things throughout their lives. I don't bother with the "why" as long as I'm happy the "why" doesn't matter. When we're all dead, this shit will mean nothing and when the universe collapses on itself itdit's really not going to matter.

[cag]

The fact that you're so depressed is pathetic snd and self absorbed when your existence is completely meaningless. Go ahead and sit around crying in the dark, feeling sorry for yourself like you always do. Lmao

[Dirty Beatle]

yeah doesn't really seem like a universe expanding question

was a pretty straight forward question

whatever

[Dirty Beatle]

The fact that you're so depressed is pathetic snd and self absorbed when your existence is completely meaningless. Go ahead and sit around crying in the dark, feeling sorry for yourself like you always do. Lmaoprojecting much?

You have no idea what I do

are you going to cry because you ate a pussy and you didn't want to? You can't even answer a simple question about it. The round about way you say it makes me think as usual you are just making up retard stories about you having sex for attention in between obsessively posting made up shit about me having sex like an obsessed shovel faced dyke.

[cag]

You dont Give a shit about my past sex life why are you asking about it lmAo. Creepy as PhUCK

[Dirty Beatle]

Uh you've made about 200 posts about it today and you are usually posting 200 posts about your sexual fantasies with me.

I asked a very simple question you idiotic rancid skank.

[cag]

200. Lmao

[cag]

I sleep on a 200 dollR inflatable bathtub bitches

[Dirty Beatle]

Go read 200 science books bitch.