I jacked off to the idea of rootbeer plug drugs lisa and every video game/anime character ever made having sex and I liked it.

[Gentleman Doli]

I liked it a lot and it felt good on my penis

[Dirty Beatle]

I didn't.

Why do you mention plug drugs?

[Gentleman Doli]

Because you and him (in my fantasy scenario) met at teh tip, on rootbeers fountain of everlasting gobstopers ,

[Dirty Beatle]

oh wow I just remembered I had a dream that I saw a full frontal nude picture of you doli and you had a large penis.

[Dirty Beatle]

Because you and him (in my fantasy scenario) met at teh tip, on rootbeers fountain of everlasting gobstopers ,this does not arouse me

[Dirty Beatle]

I hope it's a prophetic dream

[Gentleman Doli]

My dick is one and a half inches long and it shrivels up when it is around female pharemones

[Dirty Beatle]

My dick is one and a half inches long and it shrivels up when it is around female pharemones....

[Dirty Beatle]

show me

[cag]

Wow Just wow wtf doli stop flirting with her ugh

[Dirty Beatle]

shut up skank

[cag]

Putting him on ignore FOREVER. FOR EV ER

[Dirty Beatle]

I saw the most gorgeous guy do things on cam the other week. I haven't been the same since.

[Dirty Beatle]

Putting him on ignore FOREVER. FOR EV ERyeah what a shame

[Gentleman Doli]

Ladies.............. ;-]

[cag]

Negging him and putting him on ignore

[Dirty Beatle]

Ladies.............. ;-]lol

*scrag fights over doli*

[Dirty Beatle]

I saw the most gorgeous guy do things on cam the other week. I haven't been the same since.He did things that left me like one of pavlov's dogs, salivating at the thought of him.

[Gentleman Doli]

Gross

[cag]

Better stop it Lisa.. she's aftet my sloppy seconds

[Gentleman Doli]

:smug: le win

[cag]

Cags afta me sloppy secuntshey fullows meh from forum to forum :(

[cag]

Gross

Well that was a close one I wad worried doli might be falling in love with lisa.

[Gentleman Doli]

I love Lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

I love LisaI love you too

it wasn't gross, it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

I can only be cured if you do the same thing for me otherwise I am ruined for other men

[cag]

Get ready for another serious neg rep buster

[juji]

I dont think cag deserves to be called "lady"

[cag]

Shut up you ugly little deaf retard virgin with weird oversizzed deaf ears that dont work. In order to be a man you actually need to gave sex with a woman.

[cag]

Fucking Jesus christ im going to to kill this dumb beaner

[Dirty Beatle]

no cag, a man has discernment

a dog will fuck anything like you

[Dirty Beatle]

also put 10 layers of make-up on elz and he's a lot hotter than you

[Dirty Beatle]

who's a pretty boy then :bird:

[cag]

You fuck anything with a penis. Even elz. Lmao

[cag]

What most people cant believe is that root beer fucked you and not the other way around. ^__^ lmao

[Dirty Beatle]

You fuck anything with a penis. Even elz. LmaoI would fuck elz probably

I've still got more class and discernment than you

what makes you think Doli is your "sloppy seconds" by the way? He's not.

[Dirty Beatle]

cag you rub against fugly fat stinking guys crotches for a living in a second rate scum bar

[Dirty Beatle]

not high end

[Dirty Beatle]

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/rottenecard_36788_rm4nzct2gz.png

[Dirty Beatle]

I mean you rub your saggy flaps on a greasy pole and on repulsive men's groins

I know you aren't fit enough to actually pull off any decent pole tricks

http://render.fineartamerica.com/images/images-stretched-canvas-search/15.00/15.00/black/break/images-medium-5/ryan-ashley-mad-creativity.jpg

[cag]

Holy shit. Either way you keep your filthy Brown muff away from doli u fucking pedophile

[Dirty Beatle]

I did some pole in the circus (not stripping)

there's a lot more to it than being a greasy shovel faced slag with droopy flaps rubbing your butt crack on it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQuv3IGnMw

[cag]

I just spent like an hour convincing him not to fuck you ovrr skype

[Dirty Beatle]

Holy shit. Either way you keep your filthy Brown muff away from doli u fucking pedophileHe doesn't want you cag. How many times does he have to tell you?

I'll play with him as much as I want because I'm not a retarded stupid slurry slut who thinks he's my sloppy seconds or that he can't talk to other women.

He told you and everyone else here that he would never be with you. Deal with it.

I'm 10 years older than you, but you don;t look that young and fresh cag, you really don't. Your personality stinks as rotten as your over used crotch that you smear all over a dirty pole in the middle of a dive bar and on fat stinking unattractive desperate drunk men.

[Dirty Beatle]

I just spent like an hour convincing him not to fuck you ovrr skypehow pathetic for you

[Dirty Beatle]

lol the minute she sees me talk to him she starts desperately pming him "please don't fuck Lisa"

what a retard lol

I'm glad I'm not you.

[Dirty Beatle]

oh Doli

please try not to fuck me

lol

[cag]

Dont care. Just looking out

[Dirty Beatle]

No you're just looking like an idiot.

[cag]

Fucking lisa is a smart thing to do just ask poor rootbeer. :(

[Dirty Beatle]

fucking me seems to be all your retarded obsessed bushpig shovel faced dyke ass thinks about cag

[cag]

actualDoli ttry to think with yiur head and not your dick for once please dont have sex or cyber lisa she is trying to get your personal information. You saw what happened to pluggy and rootbeer.

[Dirty Beatle]

lol

I've cybered with more guys here than you have any idea of

I'm discrete when I want and I will cyber who I want and there aint a damn thing your pathetic jealous skank ass can do about it

[Dirty Beatle]

Think about it cag

you just spent an hour trying to convince some guy here not to fuck me because you saw us post in the same topic?

Uh.... you're a fucking idiotic slurry

[cag]

Just stay away from doli

[Dirty Beatle]

Just stay away from doliNah.

[cag]

Anyone but lisa ffs gross .

[Dirty Beatle]

Anyone but lisa ffs gross .you're a lot grosser than me cag

Maybe Doli would like to know what it's like to play with a woman who isn't a retarded desperate greasy jealous slurry

[Dirty Beatle]

In any event you certainly are not an authority on who can play with who

your nose is so far up my ass you look like a joke to me

[cag]

Go find another boy half your age to prey on pedo freak
Out

[cag]

Just imagine lisa 10 years ago she was probably diddling actual kids

[Dirty Beatle]

Go find another boy half your age to prey on pedo freak
OutCag, I'm 10 years older than you

You already sag like you're twice my age

tough titties slurry all you can do is jealously follow me from forum to forum with your nose up my ass hoping for scraps I leave behind

why?

Because a guy in a forum said I was hot once and you spazzed like no tomorrow about it and then followed me around ever since.

[Dirty Beatle]

I mean look at you

you're more hideous on the inside than you are on the out and that's kind of saying something

[rootbeer]

I liked it a lot and it felt good on my penis

Kwl thred

[Autistic Spectrum]

sexual harrasment happend itt, it's a fucking crime scene, ugh really gross

[Dirty Beatle]

sexual harrasment happend itt, it's a fucking crime scene, ugh really gross

Your face dp, your face.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you should be herped with codey, these sexual harassment posts , your not getting along with cag, it's all adding up to deso is the worst admin of any fourm anywhere from all time for letting you out of there, you should be locked away from normal society so you can't do this kind of bullshit

[Dirty Beatle]

Stop whinging.

[Dirty Beatle]

Also everyone says you were a fucktard admin dp.

I happen to think that Deso is a pretty good admin.

You constantly whinge anyway.

[Dirty Beatle]

If anyone needed further proof they could look at .net where the only redeeming quality of that forum is the fact that it's a no Cody forum.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rubycalaber.net/index.php?topic=91.0

ya rootbeer said that because i banned him over and over and i would be banning him over and over right now along with you and plug drugs and dirty harry, it's widely regarded as i was the best mod this rat hole of a fourm ever had

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rubycalaber.net/index.php?topic=91.0

that is heart warming lisa i wish you the best of luck

[Dirty Beatle]

No you were dethroned because you're bonkers, got more mood swings than a pregnant woman and couldn't admin a forum for shit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i was demoded because i called max mean names all the time and he's very sensetive and gay, a huge kike fag really

[Dirty Beatle]

Yeah great a forum where your tard ass edits posts into that kind of garbage. Stick to being admin of that because that forum doesn't matter when I can post in this one.

[Autistic Spectrum]

codeys running around, lisa posts to sift though, ya this is some fine fourm adminnistiration we got going on here,

[Dirty Beatle]

i was demoded because i called max mean names all the time and he's very sensetive and gay, a huge kike fag really

Well I've never spoken to max, all I know about your modding is what members who were actually there to experience your modding say, and they have all said you were terrible.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Yeah great a forum where your tard ass edits posts into that kind of garbage. Stick to being admin of that because that forum doesn't matter when I can post in this one.

lisa i only edit your posts because i want your posts to be better then they are, i am helping you and this is how you repay me, the lisa cag codey alert system is coming back i am going to talk to jon and see if he can put my script right on the side bar, have it count how many posts the 3 of you make each day to raise or lower the alert leval automattically

[Dirty Beatle]

codeys running around, lisa posts to sift though, ya this is some fine fourm adminnistiration we got going on here,
Yeah and most of the Lisa posts are made by you.

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa i only edit your posts because i want your posts to be better then they are, i am helping you and this is how you repay me, the lisa cag codey alert system is coming back i am going to talk to jon and see if he can put my script right on the side bar, have it count how many posts the 3 of you make each day to raise or lower the alert leval automatticallyi was trolling by best friend maks and you are just trying to ruin it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Well I've never spoken to max, all I know about your modding is what members who were actually there to experience your modding say, and they have all said you were terrible.

oh ya list which memebers where those lmao rootbeer, who i banned over and over again for no reason other than i sensed he was a huge fag, did not even know for sure, but i just sensed it god how right i was, just like my insticint right now is saying herp lisa, thorw her back in the herpaturim, maybe even delete her 70th accoutn here see if she make a new one,

[Plug Drugs]

you know cag i could be instrumental in you getting back at lisa and making all the boys of the forum jealous or whatever

[Dirty Beatle]

oh ya list which memebers where those lmao rootbeer, who i banned over and over again for no reason other than i sensed he was a huge fag, did not even know for sure, but i just sensed it god how right i was, just like my insticint right now is saying herp lisa, thorw her back in the herpaturim, maybe even delete her 70th accoutn here see if she make a new one,if you don't stop whinging I think you should be herped and then I can come post at you in there in between making 200 posts about you in this section like you did me. Fuck you dp. I love you but fuck you.

[Autistic Spectrum]

muder lisa irl is what my instinct is saying, have her killed by hired penguin island hitman from the dark net, end her misery and mine for having to talk to her everyday,

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know cag i could be instrumental in you getting back at lisa and making all the boys of the forum jealous or whatever

plug drugs she likes it when i write erotic sexy posts about you and her fucking and doing all sorts of sick sexual werid shit,, dick ant's and all that

[Autistic Spectrum]

you should skype her, and do cybersex to her plug drugs, adn then post the chat logs to make everyone here super jelouas

[Dirty Beatle]

muder lisa irl is what my instinct is saying, have her killed by hired penguin island hitman from the dark net, end her misery and mine for having to talk to her everyday,
You don't have to talk to me but you can't help yourself because you are an attention seeker and I give you attention.

It's kind of opposite to maks who hates attention. Maks just wants power over everyone and everything. You don't actually care about power, you just want attention.

[Plug Drugs]

i dont even know why i still come to post here ive got a tinychat family who loves me now

[Plug Drugs]

there are many hot babes there too; theres this really cute vegan girl ive got a crush on

[Dirty Beatle]

i dont even know why i still come to post here ive got a tinychat family who loves me now
That ebums world tinychat.

[Plug Drugs]

yeah howd you know

[Plug Drugs]

it's just like this place except everyone isnt at each others throats 24/7

[Autistic Spectrum]

god dammit plug drugs

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's just like this place except everyone isnt at each others throats 24/7

then it's nothing like this place at all is it, it's just a faggot circle jerk which makes them somehow even less funny then the people who come here

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs sensitive soul can't handle the viper pit that is rubynet lmao

[Dirty Beatle]

yeah howd you know
Garfeels showed me but I left you alone because it was good that you had a place without these retard jerks in it. Meanwhile I could roll around with these fucktard jerks all day. I wanted to come there when I was herped but I have actually been there before and already don't like a mod there.

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes lisa go to the ebaums world tinychat u will be the queen of the tinychat, never come back here, go with garfield and plug drugs to the interent uptioipa that is the ebaums world tinychat

[Plug Drugs]

this forum has been excruciatingly depressing place for the past year and a half now, its like a black hole that sucks away at my self-respect and my capacity to empathize with other human beings

[Autistic Spectrum]

ever since you hooked up with lisa your ytmnd fourm stock has plummeted your never coming back from it plug drugs, lisa's vagina is a brown hole which sucks in everything around it

[Autistic Spectrum]

you should invite rootbeer to go with you, to ebaums world tinychat far away from all the broken dick jokes

[Dirty Beatle]

yes lisa go to the ebaums world tinychat u will be the queen of the tinychat, never come back here, go with garfield and plug drugs to the interent uptioipa that is the ebaums world tinychat

No. There is no you there to talk non stop for 4 hours about putting poles into your dock. I live here now and I don't really want to move unless circumstance forces me to.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you should go there, ebaums world is a really funny place full of cool people and funny vids, garfield will intorduce you around to the fella's

[Dirty Beatle]

ever since you hooked up with lisa your ytmnd fourm stock has plummeted your never coming back from it plug drugs, lisa's vagina is a brown hole which sucks in everything around it

What? Plug drugs and I have never hooked up.

I have hooked up with ONE person from here. Working on making it two :p

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't even want to know who the second dammed soul is lisa, don't even tell me

[Plug Drugs]

it's tim

[Autistic Spectrum]

and if plug drugs was not poor as fuck he would have flown to penguin island and hilouarusue hijinks would hvave ensused

[Dirty Beatle]

don't even want to know who the second dammed soul is lisa, don't even tell me

I don't know yet either

lol

[Dirty Beatle]

and if plug drugs was not poor as fuck he would have flown to penguin island and hilouarusue hijinks would hvave ensusedexcept for the fact that I have the ultimate say in these matters, not you

[Dirty Beatle]

Just because I'm female doesn't mean I'm going to fuck every male friend

[Plug Drugs]

Just because I'm female doesn't mean I'm going to fuck every male friend

sure *rolls eyes*

[Autistic Spectrum]

honestly even if you said no when he got there he could just rape you it's not like you have not been raped like a millon times before anyways, he would not be breaking any new ground

[Dirty Beatle]

sure *rolls eyes*

Lol

Well I'm a sucker but I've also always been a tom boy. I mean I'm human but really for the most part I'm just playing online... not there aren't some I couldn't say no to for real but this is actually more of a game for me than anything else.

[Dirty Beatle]

And I'm emotionally retarded, there are times when I'm easy prey... for a limited amount of time. If I've had an emotional experience I tend to lose my mind for a while.

[Dirty Beatle]

honestly even if you said no when he got there he could just rape you it's not like you have not been raped like a millon times before anyways, he would not be breaking any new ground
I have not been raped a million times and I'm more than capable of defending myself.

There are some I'd love to though of course, shit I even have moments where I want YOU dp.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa tell me one guy you have said no to having sex with in the last 5 years

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa tell me one guy you have said no to having sex with in the last 5 years
Honestly most who have asked I've said I can't to.

[Autistic Spectrum]

the fucking virgin mary over here

[Dirty Beatle]

And there is small number I've either wanted to have sex with and have and a small number who have caught me at my more vulnerable moments. And then there is maybe two who I've wanted to be with but it hasn't worked out... In the past 5 years.

[Dirty Beatle]

the fucking virgin mary over here
Hardly.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you fucked your mail man when he dropped off your gas bill today lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

No I haven't had sex in weeks and that was another "once off" thing with the guy I've had about 5 "once offs" with in the past two years... and before that a couple of months and before rootbeer about 6 months.

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you fuck gordon

[Dirty Beatle]

6 months is not uncommon for me unless I go out looking for it. I have partaken in the online meat market a few times when it's been too long.... just because after about 6 months it starts to get depressing and I think I'll never have sex again unless I grab one, mainly just so I know I can if I want.

[Dirty Beatle]

Dp.
You're about to get on ignore and I'm about done talking to you.

[Dirty Beatle]

Actually I made a profile last week but it was enough for me to get a couple of offers from some fucking hot chunks of man beef and I responded with "just looking, might meet soon but not definite" and the offers themselves were enough to let me know "yes I can still get laid by a hot guy or two if I want within 20 mins of looking" and I haven't gone back. See there are two types of guys at those places, lonely guys who are desperately trying to get laid, and sex addicts who want to get fucked by a different woman each day and can. I don't know, I don't care. I'm a sexual person but I'm not that desperate yet... even though a couple of those offers made me dribble a little.

[Plug Drugs]

that's very noble of you lisa to stay true to your nerd heritage

[Plug Drugs]

guys who are obsessed with their appearance and working out and whatever would be off-putting to me if i was a female; they're like shallow teenagers in adult bodies - kids who never grew up and don't understand why the world started passing them by, so they developed this appearance complex

[Plug Drugs]

i mean some people just want to look good nothing wrong with that but like where does it end,

we must follow the middle path as taught by Siddartha Guatama
http://www.faithinterface.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gautam_buddha_in_meditation.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

sounds like some shit gordon would say pluggy

[Dirty Beatle]

that's very noble of you lisa to stay true to your nerd heritagelol no it's not really noble of me

I've still got half a mind for it but I only will when it's been so long that I'm convinced I'll never have sex again.... then I'll probably do it.

[Dirty Beatle]

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[Autistic Spectrum]

gordon would never add me to his ingore list, gordon faces his problems head on

[Dirty Beatle]

guys who are obsessed with their appearance and working out and whatever would be off-putting to me if i was a female; they're like shallow teenagers in adult bodies - kids who never grew up and don't understand why the world started passing them by, so they developed this appearance complex

Not really. I grew up in the circus, a fit body is not off putting to me and a good looking person is not off putting... I like personality more than looks though, a guy can be good looking but their personality turns me off and a guy can be not so good looking but be hot because I like their personality and sometimes both. But the online meat market well I got to be honest with you, I look at their pics and don't even read their profiles. If they don't have pics I put them straight in the "no" pile. It's the one arena where I am completely superficial because I would be looking just for a fuck.

[Dirty Beatle]

i mean some people just want to look good nothing wrong with that but like where does it end,

we must follow the middle path as taught by Siddartha Guatama
http://www.faithinterface.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gautam_buddha_in_meditation.gif
Lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

gordon would not think that was funyn take it back lisa

[cag]

sexual harrasment happend itt, it's a fucking crime scene, ugh really gross

She belongs on a list with the other sex offenders

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Actually I made a profile last week but it was enough for me to get a couple of offers from some fucking hot chunks of man beef and I responded with "just looking, might meet soon but not definite" and the offers themselves were enough to let me know "yes I can still get laid by a hot guy or two if I want within 20 mins of looking" and I haven't gone back. See there are two types of guys at those places, lonely guys who are desperately trying to get laid, and sex addicts who want to get fucked by a different woman each day and can. I don't know, I don't care. I'm a sexual person but I'm not that desperate yet... even though a couple of those offers made me dribble a little.

prepare to be cyberstalked :hax:

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

lisa lying about her age

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66990122

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh jesus that desdvesetis its own thread dadadan,,, won't steal it form you like you stole my retard porn ytmnd

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

go 4 it

[Autistic Spectrum]

also that can't be her real profile, it's you or codey or somebody i can't belive ethis iomfg

[lnopia the great]

Not really. I grew up in the circus

[cag]

Jesus christ

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

cag post more personal infos o i can find your backpage ad

[cag]

I thonk I took my pof page down

[cag]

Its really embarrassing. Tell you what make me a pof page and find me a millionaire

[cag]

One that cant meet girls I want a elliot Rogers of my very own

[cag]

Just one that isnt half chinaman and has lots of money

[cag]

I will kill him. With arsenic and split the money with whoever

[Dirty Beatle]

cag post more personal infos o i can find your backpage ad
Clarissa Holz

Facebook asked me if I wanted to be friends with the dumb shovel faced stalking slurry.

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa lying about her age

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66990122um no. Good luck with that.

I'm 35 FYI

[cag]

Why is lisa so mad today Lmao

[Plug Drugs]

why do you ignore me cag i would be your prince charmingggggggaaaaaaaaggunnghghguisbhgn

[Dirty Beatle]

Why is lisa so mad today Lmao

Um.... I'm not. I'm laying in bed thinking about Tim. I promised him my ass today.

[Dirty Beatle]

why do you ignore me cag i would be your prince charmingggggggaaaaaaaaggunnghghguisbhgn

If I give you some attention she'll be all over you like a rash within 5 mins.

[Dirty Beatle]

Remember when you wanted to give me $800 to be your friend? lol ;)

(She'll do anything for $800 there's a hint)

[Plug Drugs]

uhhhhhhh if i said that i was either kidding or on drugs one of the two i dont remember because i was probably on drugs

[Autistic Spectrum]

give me 800 dollors for services rendered plug drugs, i did not know being your friend paid so well

[Dirty Beatle]

uhhhhhhh if i said that i was either kidding or on drugs one of the two i dont remember because i was probably on drugslol

you weren't kidding

you were quite volatile and insane at the time

I didn't take any money off you

[Dirty Beatle]

Loser