Shelbee thread

[rootbeer]

Shelbee thread

[steveyos666]

who is it damnit

[cag]

Rootbeer is gonna brag about the mustang he bought to compensate for his lack of a working dick.

[cag]

Rootbeer is going to get food all over the car

[steveyos666]

food thread on the road edition brought to you by apple iPhone 5

[cag]

He'd just thought he'd come on here, show off his car to make Lisa jealous and want him. He's desperate and I can tell you Sherman doesn't actually like Debbie at all. She's his rebound lady

[steveyos666]

I don't care I was just watching some crazy guy across the street talk to himself and yell at cars

[cag]

You know because he's a pussy whipped fag. He thinks materialistic things will make up for his shittyshitpersonality and sexual incompetance.

[cag]

Insecure as fuck

[steveyos666]

same

[cag]

FUCK YOU ROOTBEER

[Lexi Persimmons]

he only wants to be accepted. why are you so mean?

[cag]

Gonna kill the unborn baby he made up to make Lisa jealous and I will eat it right in front of then. Then im gonna eat debbie

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i have a mustang the mexican girls at the mcdonalds drive thru all want to marry me when i go get ice cream cones

[steveyos666]

dandada you would get ice cream cones at mcdonalds

[cag]

Wonder if rootbeer would have the same effect. Sherman yoi are hear by ordered to buy an ice cream cone and flirt with the fat bitches in the Mickey d drive thru

[cag]

If you don't ill slit debbies pig throat and violate her gross blubbery body with a mop handle. Im not gay

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

in mexico a mustang is like a ferrari they cant help getting their vag's all dewy when they see one

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

rootbeer do you wanna drive to mexico in our mustang ferraris and tag team one of elzzzz's sisters

[cag]

Some gross fat guy who hung out at the club (he was the waitresses dad) drove a red mustang and I wanted to cut him so bad. I hate mustangs.

[cag]

Wanted to severe his beaner weener

[cag]

I wanted to hollow out a hole on his smelly crotch and fuck him like a bitch with my stiletto

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

just hangin out at my daughters titty bar

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

did your dad ever come visit you at work

[rootbeer]

cag is super jelly

[steveyos YOLO]

I was raped as a kid and I don't get to buy shit with molestation money

[cag]

http://theync.com/suicide/man-kills-himself-after-fight-with-girlfriend.htm lmao

[cag]

He blows himself up with grenade ^__^

[cag]

Wish josh would do that

[cag]

Rootbeer you fucked lisa and you fuck gross fat women who shit out kids like a turtle shitting eggs in the sand.

[cag]

How do you and debbie fuck? Do you guys raise your heaving bellies and mash the fat of your genitals together?

[Lexi Persimmons]

Debbie's rolls of fat. omg I want to stick my dik in her sweaty rolls.

[cag]

Debbie blindfoldz sherman hides twinkies under her giant sagging meat sacks and makes him find them. What's this? Dp enters the room

[cag]

He snakes his tongue up debbies ass crack trying not to vomit from the barn smell. He mounts the human pig nervously, she squeels, oinking with delight.

[cag]

Sherman sulks in the corner, tears welling up in his eyes. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb.

[cag]

Sherman sulks in the corner, tears welling up in his eyes. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb.

[steveyos666]

What's this? Dp enters the room

[steveyos666]

cag, how do you and your boyfriend do the d

[cag]

We like doggy style, legs over the head pounding I dunno whats thats called and he licks my vag like a lot. I never really liked it before but he loves it and I love him so it's okay

[Lexi Persimmons]

666, tell us how you and your mom do the d?

[cag]

He also likes to finger bang which is awesome. ^--^

[steveyos666]

he's a keeper

[rootbeer]

Guys cag has an imaginary boyfriend we should all be very supportive

[steveyos YOLO]

Wish josh would do that

I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chin

[rootbeer]

Who's shelbee lol

[jon]

i have a mustang the mexican girls at the mcdonalds drive thru all want to marry me when i go get ice cream cones

mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy car

[cag]

I wish you'd give me testicular cancer with your chin

You have testicles?

[steveyos YOLO]

Get out you dumb whore

[cag]

Stop telling me what to do. :)

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

dcL5bnPvoU0

[cag]

It wasn't vomit porn did not click

[cag]

Wanna sit on Joshs face so bad with my double period.

[cag]

I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

mexicans are really bad at math plus they're girls too so i mean in their mind you're rich as fuck, you could roll past there with a v12 vantage or an alpina b7, and they'd just think it was some kind of faggy middle-aged white guy car

its the straight six model and slow as shit but that doesnt stop ppl from trying to race me all the time
i wanna get one of those old turbo regals that looks like a grandma car or like it should be driven by a fat white lady in a taz tshirt but its rly :bigrig:

[rootbeer]

I have literally bled for almost 2 weeks and haven't died yet. This must be a sign from the heavens

wat

[cag]

The SART jammed me full of morning after contraceptives so i dont give birth to rape baby.

[steveyos666]

same

[cag]

i wonder what would happen if I gave a birth control pill to a man and told him it was drugs. this could be a fun experiment.