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Dirty Beatle
05-31-2014, 11:50 PM
There was a giant monster, a giant brightly coloured slug like monster with patterns and sharp teeth and stuff

In the dream I had really bad breath so to defeat the monster I would walk up to it and breath onto its face and it would retreat a bit and then I'd stand back and walk up to it again and breath at it and it would retreat some more... this went on for a while.

The end.

Autistic Spectrum
05-31-2014, 11:51 PM
the monsters name was gordon

cag
05-31-2014, 11:52 PM
I had a dream lisa was homeless and smelly. She was crying. I came

Autistic Spectrum
05-31-2014, 11:52 PM
lisa do you preceive rubynet and the interent as one person, your thread title leads me to believe that you do

cag
05-31-2014, 11:58 PM
I had a dream lisa was homeless and smelly. She was crying. I came

Autistic Spectrum
05-31-2014, 11:59 PM
gordon took me off the streets bathed and fed me then i broke his fragile heart, and back to the gutter i went

steveyos666
06-01-2014, 05:35 AM
how's your breath irl maybe your conscious was trying to tell you something

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 05:41 AM
how's your breath irl maybe your conscious was trying to tell you somethingpretty bad in the morning sometimes, depends on what I've eaten or how dehydrated I am

et tu?

steveyos666
06-01-2014, 08:51 AM
not bad enough to scare off a monster :o

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 08:53 AM
not bad enough to scare off a monster :o
I don't know but the first time I smelt Sherman's breath I literally had to excuse myself to go vomit.

True story.

steveyos666
06-01-2014, 09:19 AM
I wouldn't doubt that he's a 14 year old male

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 09:27 AM
I wouldn't doubt that he's a 14 year old maleI'd say he acts like one but I had b/f's when I was 14 and not one of them acted as embarrassingly as Sherman does now. So that's just an insult to 14 year olds.

Autistic Spectrum
06-01-2014, 09:29 AM
gordon has fresh breath

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 09:42 AM
dp I will talk to again one day when you stop being a fucktard

but you'll actually have to stop it first

I miss you

bye ignored bonkers bastard

lnopia the great
06-01-2014, 09:54 AM
lisa shoukd be herpedd

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 10:01 AM
I was and the forum died and everyone started posting in the herp with me

suck it loser

lnopia the great
06-01-2014, 10:03 AM
yes thats ok as long as your posts are seperate from the main forum

lnopia the great
06-01-2014, 10:04 AM
you keep zoo animals in te zoo you dknt let then run around the city

steveyos666
06-01-2014, 10:08 AM
that's animal cruelty

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 10:10 AM
I'm bored of you and going to bed

have fun

cag
06-01-2014, 03:22 PM
gordon has fresh breath