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cag
06-01-2014, 12:06 AM
It was Christmas eve.. her family abandoned her sge had no where to go

Autistic Spectrum
06-01-2014, 12:07 AM
i don't understand why she just didn't sleep in the circus tent, circus tent might be musty or w/e but it's still shelter

cag
06-01-2014, 12:08 AM
The circus was in Lisa s mind. Its her happy place she goes to when getting raped and dumped in a field of horseshit.

Autistic Spectrum
06-01-2014, 12:10 AM
the cirus is not a metorphone cag, her family acutally sold her and her siblings into the circus at a very young age

cag
06-01-2014, 12:10 AM
Im sorry Lisa that was mean of me. I just want whats best for you and thatis toovwatch gross incest porn. It will make you feel better you horrible mean old lady

steveyos YOLO
06-01-2014, 12:19 AM
Show me your flappy fuck lips cat avatar guy

cag
06-01-2014, 12:21 AM
Jihad Josh snakes his tongue up my asscrack. I squeel giggle and sit on his face smothering him with my pussy. He begins to choke and gag on my vaginal goop.

cag
06-01-2014, 12:23 AM
Going to write a 300 page msnifesto of Josh and I fuckinh because he has gone too far and hurt my precious feelings

steveyos YOLO
06-01-2014, 02:00 AM
Write a paragraph about your death then turn it into a reality

cag
06-01-2014, 03:36 AM
Oh no. Im not ever going to killmyself lmao

cag
06-01-2014, 03:37 AM
My bf fucked up my internet and deleted my drivers fuck

cag
06-01-2014, 03:40 AM
Now I cant connect too lazy to get the ethernet thingy and download I had planned on diwnloading whistleblower I want to see the table saw sex changes I want to see a pixalated weener get chopped off

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:42 AM
http://hotpads.com/profile/gigsinthesky

cag
06-01-2014, 03:42 AM
God damnit. I want to cuy off Lisa's tiny little fingers one by one because the meanie won't watch incest porn with ruby and me.

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:43 AM
https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/e9ead8a87ef14a1090afe7401acffaf7/300x300.jpg

cag
06-01-2014, 03:44 AM
Hi lisa how are you? You seem mad at me today was it sonething I said? ^__^

cag
06-01-2014, 03:46 AM
I must have struck a nerve with the toilet paper tampons or sucking dicks for a bit of hungry jacks. I would be pretty mad too if that were me but ive never been homeless.

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:48 AM
I have to log out to read your posts.

No, really not interested in watching incest porn with you.

I will play games with ruby, ruby add me on steam. I deleted EVERYONE steveyos is the only one who has added me again. And tell Teknorat to too.

cag
06-01-2014, 03:48 AM
Roaming the streets, eating peoples table scraps. A lone survivor forgotten and unloved ^__^ that will never happen to me

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:49 AM
http://hotpads.com/profile/gigsinthesky

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:50 AM
Cag stop making up retard shit about me when the fact of the matter is your real life is more pathetic than mine has ever been.

cag
06-01-2014, 03:50 AM
Please just tell me what you used fir tampon incest porn ftw

cag
06-01-2014, 03:50 AM
I have managed to catch up on just enough rent so that I'm not so far behind that they can evict me. For now I still have a roof over my head. I'm doing the best I can right now. I've beenbushpighomelessbushpigbefore and thankfully for the moment I'm not. I'll just keep trying to keep my head above water and seeking services that might be able to help.

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:51 AM
What?

cag
06-01-2014, 03:51 AM
Cag stop making fun of me for being homeless please :(

cag
06-01-2014, 03:53 AM
Did your favorite baby sitter ever come visit you at the circus?

cag
06-01-2014, 03:53 AM
Lisa who is Gordon?

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 03:54 AM
Cag you advertise online for people to move in with.

You live in a halfway house with teenagers and you are pushing 30.

I've been renting my own places since I was 16-17.

cag
06-01-2014, 03:54 AM
Lisa when you are having sex with junkies do you think of your babysitter or this Gordon guy?

cag
06-01-2014, 03:58 AM
Gordon is almost as baf as the name sherman, but none of that matters because guess what? Lol you were homeless. and your dirt poor when your government funds run out you could be homeless again?

cag
06-01-2014, 04:01 AM
Its going to be really funnt when that happens lisa. When you're homeless snd digging through trash think of me your pal cag

cag
06-01-2014, 04:03 AM
Im so happy you took me off ignore lisam its nice to have a friendly chat with a nice homeless lady like you.

Dirty Beatle
06-01-2014, 04:13 AM
None of what you are saying is true.

You can make up all you like but it doesn't change the fact that your life is by far more pathetic. I'm pretty sure you're just freaking out because your fugly ass has been fired from rubbing your sagging flaps on a greasy pole in a dive bar and pretty soon when you can't pay the rent or bills in the halfway house you live in with teenagers you have done nothing with your life and have 0 options left.

None of it applies to me, sorry about that.

I've never had to advertise online to live with strangers because I have friends who would put me up if I needed, however I'm independent enough to not have to and have been since I was a teenager.

Sorry but I have my feet up in my own place and I have any number of options to never have to worry about being in your pathetic failed situation.

cag
06-01-2014, 04:18 AM
Lisa was homeless and shes blaming me for it

cag
06-01-2014, 04:20 AM
On the bright side you must have been pretty fit on homless table scrap diet.

steveyos666
06-01-2014, 05:05 AM
My bf fucked up my internet and deleted my drivers fuck

ohhhhhhhhh would ya look at that ;]


let me kayak and bike for however long you can hang in there I just want a bit more muscle because my veins are still getting worse I'll help you or at least give me until tomorrow

steveyos666
06-01-2014, 05:06 AM
get speccy and post your specs on fjs tech support forum

Autistic Spectrum
08-20-2014, 12:24 PM
cody can you please post itt, as this is my lisa codey cag thread of the day!

cagordon
08-20-2014, 12:35 PM
once upon a time, lisa was engaged to a crackhead that would be her up and throw bricks at her face (lol) and stayed with him for several years.

cberry
08-20-2014, 12:53 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lisa
08-20-2014, 06:53 PM
once upon a time, lisa was engaged to a crackhead that would be her up and throw bricks at her face (lol) and stayed with him for several years.

Um are you retarded?

This is what you make up?

You are a full blown retard

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:06 PM
oh shut up lisa, you get engaged to psychotic metheads and stay with them for years because you enjoy
the abuse.

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:07 PM
and to top that off you were homeless.

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:07 PM
and sucked Gordon's dick

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:07 PM
No you try-hard retard. I left Peter after a couple of days.

The guy I was with for 7 years is an artist and was gentle. Never hit me or abused me at all.

Loser.

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:09 PM
and to top that off you were homeless.
Homeless to me means living in a half-way house with teenagers

Which I haven't done since I was an actual teenager you loser, unlike you

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:09 PM
and sucked Gordon's dick
Um no you retarded skank

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:09 PM
You have mental and intellectual problems

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:13 PM
Go play dodge the brick with your overweight fiance. lmao

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:13 PM
It really doesn't surprise me that you've been hit in the head with bricks.

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:18 PM
I haven't been you idiot

Go cry rape after sitting on a gross greasy ugly dick and not even struggling at all

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:20 PM
Because it was your dream to get raped

But that's not really the same as sitting on a really drunk ugly guy's dick and not struggling at all

You're gross

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:36 PM
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/episode06.mp3

:rofl:

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:37 PM
Good stuff :giggle:

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:41 PM
you're a doormat for psychotic tweakers who throw bricks at your head and punch you while you sleep.

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:42 PM
then he made you wipe the blood off the walls.

cberry
08-20-2014, 07:42 PM
both yall bitches can sit on this dick and live rent free at my place

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:43 PM
I must kill ALL BLACKS

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:45 PM
That was my first fiancé who punched me when I was asleep and bashed me and put me in hospital, he didn't start that until 6 months in and I never stayed with him for 7 years, I was 18. He's the one who put the loaded shotgun in his mouth and aimed it at my head when I refused to watch him.

You should get a life

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:46 PM
both yall bitches can sit on this dick and live rent free at my place

Show dick

And don't worry, cag won't struggle

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:47 PM
That was my first fiancé who punched me when I was asleep and bashed me and put me in hospital, he didn't start that until 6 months in and I never stayed with him for 7 years, I was 18.

You should get a life

:rofl: good for him

cagordon
08-20-2014, 07:48 PM
you probably stayed with him and begged him not to leave and got off on the torture.

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:48 PM
Uh yeeeeeeeah

Lisa
08-20-2014, 07:49 PM
you probably stayed with him and begged him not to leave and got off on the torture.

Nope.

He was still stalking me when I was with my second fiancé.

Garfield
08-20-2014, 07:51 PM
https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/e9ead8a87ef14a1090afe7401acffaf7/300x300.jpg

Garfield
08-20-2014, 07:52 PM
why do you look like a velociraptor here cag

steveyos YOLO
08-20-2014, 07:53 PM
That was my first fiancé who punched me when I was asleep and bashed me and put me in hospital, he didn't start that until 6 months in and I never stayed with him for 7 years, I was 18. He's the one who put the loaded shotgun in his mouth and aimed it at my head when I refused to watch him.

You should get a life

Shut the fuck up you hideous fuckin bitch

Garfield
08-20-2014, 08:07 PM
http://bad-dragon.com/ gonna get one of these dragon pussys and pretend its a velcoiraptor

steveyos YOLO
08-20-2014, 09:37 PM
This bitch having not 1 but 2 supposed fiances is about as believable as cag getting fucked by some fish monster she won't stfu about

cagordon
08-20-2014, 11:39 PM
This bitch having not 1 but 2 supposed fiances is about as believable as cag getting fucked by some fish monster she won't stfu about

what about two methhead, junky fiances? =D

cagordon
08-20-2014, 11:41 PM
especially ones with violent tempers that like beating her up? i can't blame them for throwing bricks and
punching her in the face (which has probably been done to her countless times). It would be hard to not want to.

Lisa
08-20-2014, 11:46 PM
I haven't had any meth junky fiances you dickhead

cagordon
08-21-2014, 12:45 AM
aborted methhead babies!

steveyos YOLO
08-21-2014, 04:10 AM
That was my first fiancé who punched me when I was asleep and bashed me and put me in hospital, he didn't start that until 6 months in and I never stayed with him for 7 years, I was 18. He's the one who put the loaded shotgun in his mouth and aimed it at my head when I refused to watch him.

You should get a life

I didn't see any other posts itt just saw this whole scrolling by with tapatalk but I love the "you should get a life" at the end it really made this a lisa post

peter quinn i.e. manoman
08-21-2014, 09:43 PM
Hi cag. This is peter. Lisa who?

cagordon
08-21-2014, 09:57 PM
My avatar is actually my real picture, Peter. I tie cement blocks to my leg all the time

cagordon
08-21-2014, 09:58 PM
Send me some meth in the mail.