ITT I'm Ryan Gosling

[skrizach]

Hey Girl, I know you needed a new table so I cut down a tree to help get you started.


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Hey Girl, I SAW that you wanted some new scenery so I took this picture of me on a mountain.


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Hey Girl, I know I haven't shaved in a few days but I'm still a straight shooter.


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[Ramen]

skrizach had a beard BEFORE it was cool, hipster fucks!!

[stalker virus]

skriz is a tough mountain man what u niggas gotta say about it ??:arms:

[skrizach]

Hey Girl, I'm sorry I didn't make it out to see you today but I was buy hanging out with Smokey The Bear


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[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://skrizachindahouse.ytmnd.com/

[Ramen]

"YOU'RE A BIRD, I'M A BIRD!!!!"

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[internut]

cool lumbejrack

[Camoron]

skrizach had a beard BEFORE it was cool, hipster fucks!!

so like 120000 yeasrs ago

[Ramen]

so like 120000 yeasrs ago

yes... skriz is an immortal mountain man.

[Desolation]

soft smile

[maks]

great now you got ramen all excited it's only a matter of time before she gives you aids

[lnopia the great]

is that a rack of huskies under a stihl sign

[skrizach]

Yeah but behind me we've got twice as many Stihl's you just couldn't see them in that pic

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[syncan aka ken post jr]

get's lonely out there in the tall trees. sometimes there's knots in dem trees, shaped just like pussyholes and the sap well the sap is so warm and gooey.

[skrizach]

is that a rack of huskies under a stihl sign

Do you have a fair amount of saw experience?

[maks]

not surprised that the canadian knows everything about chainsaws

[internut]

hey i am canadian but nevermind i am a korean living in germany

[maks]

hey i am canadian but nevermind i am a korean living in germany

yeah I'm sure you knew a lot about chainsaws a few years ago though

[skrizach]

Where'd lnopia go I wanna talk about chainsaws

[lnopia the great]

Do you have a fair amount of saw experience?

yeah two summers ago i was cutting lots of line

my largest fell was prob around 1.5 ft diameter was pretty stoked

[skrizach]

Pretty sick! I was lucky, my company fast tracked me onto post-burn hazard trees so I got some cool takedowns. My tallest was about 180 ft, and my largest was shorter, but probably 40+ inches.
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that's a 440 with a 28" bar for a reference point

[Camoron]

does your boss care when yo stop to take pictures of the trees you cut down

[Camoron]

fucking heartless monster, tree killing basatdrd

[skrizach]

What kind of felling were you doing?
I worked for a conservation corps and we did everything from post-burn cleanup to prescription thinning and invasive removal like russian olive.

[Camoron]

do russian olive trees grow olives

[skrizach]

does your boss care when yo stop to take pictures of the trees you cut down

Well actually, no. It takes only a few seconds to pop out my phone and take a picture, and they can use them later for their yearly accomplishment reports and for materials to promote the company


fucking heartless monster, tree killing basatdrd

those trees were already dead from a giant fire that had come through the year before.

[Camoron]

burned trees are beutiful, they are monumets to nature and sohuld be left alone.

[Camoron]

pls answer my other questions though
do you sit around munchin on russian olives all day

[skrizach]

The fruit grown off of a russian isn't edible to humans, birds only.
And yes that could be true but we were cutting dead trees that were likely to fall into trails and roads, so we were mitigating hazards.

[Camoron]

i dare you to eat a russian olive and take a pic

[skrizach]

I tried one and it was super gross.
Just all bitter and nasty.

[skrizach]

Now I will post pictures of one of the sketchiest trees I have ever cut.

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[Camoron]

have you ever cut off any of your fingers

[skrizach]

Nope, because I'm a safe sawyer and I make sure I always wear my PPE. Ear pro, eye pro, chaps, leather gloves, leather boots.
Also because I'm not a jackass and I keep proper control of my saw.

[Camoron]

i had a dream that i shredded my arm and hand up real bad like with a razor it was bleeding like crazy and veins were sticking out and i was afraid i was going to die and i was begging for help

[skrizach]

It's okay buddy I'll save you! I know how to help. I will stabilize you hopefully.

[Camoron]

i was afraid my head ws goign to explode which is p irrational when you really think about it

[lnopia the great]

it would be awesome to cut through a fucking giant

i was surveying some cottage subdivisons for the manitoba government and most of it was cutting lines of trees for line of sight

[lnopia the great]

no mountains in manitoba just alot of fucking swamps

[skrizach]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

[maks]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

don't tell your wife that

[skrizach]

Hey girl I know you like riddles so I wore this shirt to tickle your brain.

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[Camoron]

downtown springfield?

[lnopia the great]

yeah cutting trees down is fucking awesome and i love cutting pine trees cause they smell so good after

[skrizach]

Oh yeah man, and pines fell sooo nicely. You can basically put them anywhere you want with just a wedge or two.

[Camoron]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

felling is a great felling

[Camoron]

you guys talk about trees like most guys talk about banging women

[skrizach]

You've clearly never fallen any trees before Cam. It's a completely different feeling than anything else.
Directionally falling a massive tree where you want it to go, when you want it to go, and the rushing as it drops and slams into the ground.
Unspeakable fun.

[Plug Drugs]

Hey Girl, I'm sorry I didn't make it out to see you today but I was buy hanging out with Smokey The Bear


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do those kids know you post at a gay niggerdick forum

[Plug Drugs]

Where'd lnopia go I wanna talk about chainsaws

i live in northern minnesota; everyone here is die-hard survivalist. This area of the world is still "freshly civilized" so to speak; in some towns, there's only been human beings in the area for 4 generations or even less. I ended up inadvertently learning all this shit about chainsaws, ATVs, fishing, hunting, welding, etc just from living around these hicks. Guess I never thought about it, but these skills are going to come in handy during the zombie apocalypse

[plusle riot]

clicked on thread expecting some giving tree tattoos instead i find pics of you cutting the trees down you MONSTER

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[Plug Drugs]

its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves

[maks]

does that guy have a family circus tattoo

[plusle riot]

does that guy have a family circus tattoo

it's the Giving Tree, damn

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[plusle riot]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

[lnopia the great]

its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves

whats this even mean

[maks]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

is that one of those dirk pitt novels

[plusle riot]

it's a children's book by shel silverstein. probably one of the first books i ever read along with the hungry hungry caterpillar or where the wild things are

[m0nde]

shel silverstein is one scary looking motherfucker

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[maks]

it's a children's book by shel silverstein. probably one of the first books i ever read along with the hungry hungry caterpillar or where the wild things are

yeah it's about that dirk pitt dude who's like a secret agent type is is pretty much a ripoff of james bond. my dad was a fan of those.

[maks]

it's a children's book by shel silverstein. probably one of the first books i ever read along with the hungry hungry caterpillar or where the wild things are

yeah it's about that dirk pitt dude who's like a secret agent type is is pretty much a ripoff of james bond. my dad was a fan of those.

[plusle riot]

grug was also big in my childhood

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i still don't know what the hell he was supposed to be

[maks]

looks like a walking hut

[plusle riot]

all the abo children lived inside him in the dreamtime

[maks]

did you have mr rogers in australia

[plusle riot]

no we had fatcat, humphrey bear and playschool...maybe bananaman fits int here somewhere but my sister was older than me so i'd watch the old school degrassi with her too

[Plug Drugs]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

I never studied the classics long,
I was too busy reading Plato, Gorgias, and Sextus Empiricus
(see what I did there?)

[maks]

no we had fatcat, humphrey bear and playschool...maybe bananaman fits int here somewhere but my sister was older than me so i'd watch the old school degrassi with her too

one time mr rogers said "I love you all" and I was all MR ROGERS LOVES BOYS HE'S A FAG and I wrote MR ROGERS IS GAY on the wall of the bathroom and I got in a lot of trouble

[plusle riot]

I never studied the classics long,
I was too busy reading Plato, Gorgias, and Sextus Empiricus
(see what I did there?)

i really don't give a shit seeing as i'm talking childrens books. i read Nietzsche, Marx, Dante, Gallileo and p much any other philosopher, astronomer, playwright in my teens. If your point was that you were reading those books at 6 yrs old well, just take a look at where you are now. a junkie ex-cart pusher at walmart. Genius.

[m0nde]

i really don't give a shit seeing as i'm talking childrens books. i read Nietzsche, Marx, Dante, Gallileo and p much any other philosopher, astronomer, playwright in my teens. If your point was that you were reading those books at 6 yrs old well, just take a look at where you are now. a junkie ex-cart pusher at walmart. Genius.surprisingly succinct

[maks]

gotta love the classics :P

[jon]

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fells good man :cool:

[plusle riot]

jon, STAHP

[skrizach]

oh my, what a pun. That was good!

[TheElJoe]

apparently skrizach is in my city doing a lumber jack show for the mum fest

[skrizach]

In your city?

[TheElJoe]

yeah there was like a lumber jack thing going on and since you're a lumber jack of course you were there

[TheElJoe]

lumberjacks? in my city?

[internut]

did you drink a beer?

[stalker virus]

skrizach more like schrizjack ha ha ha ohhhh boy

[internut]

im on cam naked right now

[TheElJoe]

i don't always drink, but when i do it's with mums

[TheElJoe]

me too