I sleep nude and I woke up and it was dark, I rolled over

[Dirty Beatle]

and I didn't know my cat was sleeping next to me, I rolled over and felt a fluffy squirm under my bum, I had rolled my bum right onto my poor cat

Finally, I paid my cat back for all the times she's come up and rubbed her ass in my face.

[Autistic Spectrum]

subjecting that cat to even living with you is animal abuse

[steveyos666]

that cat can speak english and make tea and everything and it seems happy they were constnatly talking to each other while we were all playing dayz

[clay]

I rolled over and felt a fluffy squirm under my bum

were you morbidly afraid rootbeer had returned