dp steals friends

[cag]

U piece of shit. Debbie was mine mine MINE U FAGGOT

[Autistic Spectrum]

when does debbie come online i want to go out and run some arrons and shit and i don't want to miss her

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't want you to be hte only one online cag when she logs in, so you can try to turn her agasint me

[cag]

Make your wife run the errands u amateur

[cag]

Honey I need to make internet posts you go pay all the bills u go do all the important shit kthanks

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm at work i have work arrons, getting snacks, running out of snacks

[Autistic Spectrum]

who the fuck goes outside to pay bills anymore jeesu chirst cag, wht is wrong with you everything is done though online banking since 10 years ago

[cag]

Make your wife bring u snacks

[Autistic Spectrum]

let me just write this check out to the phone company, and drop it off at there office, i am living in 1997, i hoep someday a black man is presisndt

[cag]

Okay but u still have to pick up dry cleaning

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am sadly in charge of getting my own work snacks

[Autistic Spectrum]

Okay but u still have to pick up dry cleaning

i am a slacker computer programer. there lucky if i wear socks to work

[cag]

DEBBIE DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH DP HE'S A DANGEROUS MAN HE BLACKMAILS LISA WITH HIS WEENER and will do the same to yoi. I don't want to see u get hurt

[cag]

I wish someone would bring me snacks hashtag sad very sad

[Autistic Spectrum]

if i'm going to plan my entire day around debbie logging on the least she could do is give me a fucking time frame

[cag]

SNACKS

[Autistic Spectrum]

I wish someone would bring me snacks hashtag sad very sad

my home snacks are all taken care of, but i am not allowed to eat certin kinds of snacks at home or i get yelled at,

[cag]

Debbie is mine

[Autistic Spectrum]

work snacks tho, those are all mine , mine to pick and choose, but i do have to phiscually go to the store to buy them, so idk it's a trade off i guess, the whole freedom and respoblity of snacks

[cag]

my home snacks are all taken care of, but i am not allowed to eat certin kinds of snacks at home or i get yelled at,

No ice creams no puffed corn? ? Ugggh

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit if i eat all the white chedder smart popcorn, well let's just say i only made that mistake once

[cag]

Bullets are great snacks for pple who steal friends

[Autistic Spectrum]

prob go for some trail mix today, Debbie pls hurry up, you fat bitch u must know what it's like to want snacks

[cag]

Chew gum if u want to eat the mastication simulates eating

[cag]

Or do what I do Just throw it up or something

[cag]

Cus throwing things up is sexy very sexy. Oh

[steveyos666]

prob go for some trail mix today, Debbie pls hurry up, you fat bitch u must know what it's like to want snacks

so glad I skimmed this thread and found this lol'd

[steveyos666]

Cus throwing things up is sexy very sexy. Oh

it can be did you watch http://www.xvideos.com/video1489686/deep_thoat_puke_vomit_slut

[Autistic Spectrum]

need snacks debbie, can't leave you alone with cag, CDEBBIE WHERE ARE YOU,

[steveyos666]

dp I'd imagine if you want debbie to come to you, YOU would have to already have the snacks !

[Autistic Spectrum]

LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES

[steveyos666]

she follows her nose make sure you open a bunch of packages and crumbled some pop tarts and stuff up and put them in the oven to make the smell more and fan it into the air like how KFC used to do it when I lived near it I'd always smell it and I couldn't smell my neigjtbors food and their house was attached to mind, but I could smell KFC which was about 10 seconds away at 30mph do the math

[steveyos666]

that's the secret to catching your own lil debbie

[steveyos666]

buy a KFC fill it with hostess items fan the smell out even cook some kfc too to be safe also cook some burger king and mcdonalds

[Autistic Spectrum]

might acutally get some little debbie shit, more of a hotess man myself but today is special, it's a debbie day

[steveyos666]

I'm so capable of making a woman tjehappiest woman ever forever why am I forever alone

[cag]

Debbie im hiding a fried chicken up my cunt

[cag]

Try to find it

[steveyos666]

buy both and makes video set hostess on fire and fuck the little debbie ones

[Autistic Spectrum]

what if debbie was not eally pregant and just trying to hid the fact she carries around a large tub of food with her all day

[cag]

I will buy debbie all the food

[cag]

But she has to work for it she must earn her keep sorry debbie but if you want the lard you will.... have to do things. Sexual things

[steveyos666]

lmao pillow case full of snacks

[steveyos666]

cag come give me a lapdamce and I will put fruit roll ups in the waist f your swear pants but first I will fill the side pockets then the pack then only the sides of the waist and then the pockets of the hoodie and then I would fill up some bags

[steveyos666]

I'll just fill up some bags and leave them outside your door ok

[steveyos666]

on the way I will bring dp some jawbreakers that debbie will hate because she can't immediately chew and swallow the entire unopened package

[steveyos666]

she would have to chew it there's a limit to everything including how much debbie can inhale without choking

[cag]

I dance like humpty dumpty

[steveyos666]

and now I am never talking about this again because I don't wanna be involved I just had some really good fat jokes flow from my brain and this was the only situation I could link them to it unlocked some good ones

[cag]

I can eat 50 eggs

[steveyos666]

I can eat 50 eggs

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

you fucking can't

[Autistic Spectrum]

cool hand cag

[cag]

50 is a nice round number

[Autistic Spectrum]

JoJmcgcpUJ8

[Autistic Spectrum]

that movie owns i am gonna watch it today

[cag]

Ya it owns I am just like luke

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.thefifthestate.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cool-hand-luke-3.jpg

that guy was 10 times cooler than luke

[cag]

Im not cool enough 2 know

[Autistic Spectrum]

got my fucking snacks, and debbie is sitll no where to be seen, i bet rooty put a stop to her posting here, with her real friends dp and cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

fuck i forgot my bottled water, i blame oyu for this cag

[cag]

Where the fuck is the net connect button on a motorola surf board fuck fuck FUCK I HATE COMPUTERS

[steveyos666]

are you messing your computer up do you want then wireless working you can just text me

[cag]

Dude im just going to reinstall Windows