i had a sexual relationship with a dolphin

[cag]

Peter the Dolphin was just 6 years old when he fell in love — with a human. The bottlenosedolphin met research assistant Margaret Howe just as the free love movement was emerging in 1965.

I find that his desires are hindering our relationship He jams himself again and again against my legs, circles around me, is inclined to nibble and is generally so excited he cannot control his attitude around me.

Howe and Peter did everything together — eating, sleeping, bathing and playing — as part of a NASA experiment that aimed to teach Peter to speak through his blowhole.


Peter may not have been the only one smitten, though. “That relationship of having to be together sort of turned into really enjoying being together, and wanting to be together, and missing him when he wasn’t there,” Howe admitted.

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/dolphin3.jpg

In the trailer for the documentary, Howe explains that she would masturbate Peter to keep him focused, otherwise he did not pay attention to her lessons.

After the experiment ended and the lab was closed, Peter was shipped back to Lilly’s lab in Miami and his health quickly deteriorated.
A few weeks later, Peter committed suicide, with veterinarian Andy Williamson ruling his cause of death a broken heart.


:cry:

[sad rats fuck]

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/dolphin3.jpg

[cag]

she must have jerked that dolphin off so good that it killed itself lmao

[cag]

dolphin porn

[cag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeW4uClMRWk\

relieve the dolphins desires manually

[rootbeer]

:sucks:

[steveyos YOLO]

I wish you'd have a sexual relationship with a loaded shotgun

[cag]

jihad josh you just need to have sexual relationship peroid. Just not with me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

dolphin rape caves is something you don't wnat to google, ebcause it's very scary

[cag]

a dolphin would never leave me lol it would kill itself if i left.

[cag]

that is the only time that'll ever happen. lmao

[Dirty Beatle]

"as part of a NASA experiment that aimed to teach Peter to speak through his blowhole."
:facepalm:

NASA paid a researcher to jerk off a dolphin to try and teach it to talk through it's blowhole.

The dolphin died, the veterinarian said it died of a broken heart.

OMG who pays these "scientists".

Fuck off morons, you could pay me and I wouldn't waste time and money jerking off dolphins, "we are building space ships you retarded monkeys, stop jerking off that dolphin" I would say.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you ever watch beastiliaty porn it's pretty hot

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dirty brown pussy.

[cag]

epson trying to fit in

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/images/names/epson.pngwn pussy.

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gonna rape you again. then rip you to pieces.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ape you again.

[steveyos YOLO]

Fuck you cag and epson with your oversized name fuck you

[cag]

epson ccouldn't rape his way out of a paper bag

[cag]

a wet paper bag

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh i thought the same thing and was going to post the wet part but i didn't and now i fell like we share a bond, a wet paper bag rape bond, and i don't want to share that bond with you u fucking evil bitch

[cag]

you couldn't share a bond with a wet paper bag

[cag]

nothing like the bond between two women, me and debbie we are practically sisters and always finish eachothers sentencces

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa you ever watch beastiliaty porn it's pretty hot

No it either disgusts me or upsets me.

I was at a party once and someone put on a porno, I sat down it started with a woman on a blanket, then I freaked out, yelled at everyone, got angry and upset when a pony was led onto the blanket, I didn't watch anymore, I yelled at the guys and then sat in the kitchen until they turned it off.

[Autistic Spectrum]

sounds hot

[cag]

every story lisa tells, she is always doing the right thing and standing up for her beliefs

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's like the rosa parks of donkeys fucking lady videos

[Dirty Beatle]

she's like the rosa parks of donkeys fucking lady videos

LOL

[cag]

one day i was hanging out with these pedophiles and sure enough they tried to fuck a kid, and i yelled at them to stop i yelled that it was wrong, but i didn't leave i hung out until they finally released the child because i was so mad

[steveyos YOLO]

You sure are obsessed with child rape and moletation

[cag]

monkey butt