how to tell if a guy has a girlfriend that he's hiding

[cag]

when he asks if you like giving head in a car. lmao

[cag]

facebook user: hey i dont remember you from highschool haha
cag: hi I'm cag and I'ma huge slut. lets meet in a hotel
facebook user: do you like giving head in cars?
cag: you scumbag! buy me a room so i can at least wash the aids from my vagina
facebook user: i think u'll really like my dick (subject change)
Facebook user: cag?
facebook user: must be busy haha

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if i find you a boyfriend do i get some sort of finders fee

[Autistic Spectrum]

like sucking my dick in a car

[cag]

i will paypal you 10 bucks to find me the man of my dreams

must like: blood torture death rape and cats
i like guys who like cats

[Autistic Spectrum]

what's your zip code, i will find you a boyfriend on pof, i am a really good judge of charahter, i will find the right man for u, and t;hen i will colelct my 10 dollors which i will spend on bnullets that i use to kill you both

[cag]

this sounds like a really smart idea

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok gonna give you 3 choices

u have to pick one to go on a date with

[cag]

at least we will die together

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28019924


bacholor number 1,

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50383752

monde number 2

i mean bacholor number 2

[Autistic Spectrum]

and the guy i am rooting for the most

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=72514437

:cool:

[cag]

holy shit ugggh

[cag]

chunky but funky these poor poor dudes

[Autistic Spectrum]

just pick one cag i want my 10 dollors and these guys to cut you up into little tiny peices

[cag]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50383752

[Autistic Spectrum]

suggest an all you can eat buffet for your first date, i hope you 2 hit it off and get married

[cag]

nope you have failed to find me a suitable mate and you will not pass go or collect 10 dollars. They aare all fat mexicans that ive probably given a lap dance to. i bet these fatties like to prance around like ponies as some kind of sexual fetish i read that fat guys like that are weird and like to pretend they are big giant babies.

[cag]

like i could change his giant diaper while he screams for milk

[cag]

http://pluckyoutoo.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bloodline-pinhead.png

now this is a sexy fucking guy right there

[cag]

he rips people to bits with chains, has sexy voice, and is a cenobyte from hell which means he must be great in bed

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag he's not real but fat guys on pof are

[cag]

He is real he came to me in a dream and said i would join him in hell for HEllraiser: 38 rise of the cenobyte whores

[cag]

in theatres 2067

[cag]

and if anyone wants to know hellraiser: Inerno is like the BEST of the fucking series but everyone here likes shittty shitty fucking movies

[cag]

this thread is now a hellraiser: inferno discussion thread

[cag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSYcMbXb0s

[cag]

facebook user: hey i dont remember you from highschool haha
cag: hi I'm cag and I'ma huge slut. lets meet in a hotel
facebook user: do you like giving head in cars?
cag: you scumbag! buy me a room so i can at least wash the aids from my vagina
facebook user: i think u'll really like my dick (subject change)
Facebook user: cag?
facebook user: must be busy haha


omg he's trying to force me to look at his weener via facebook. i don wanna see it yuck

ohhh wow i just get a topless pic oh my

[cag]

http://i.imgur.com/Oan9no6.jpg]

holy shit its technorat :rofl:

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

I'm your new BF cag and I'm going to rip you to pieces. after you take my load down your throat.

[Autistic Spectrum]

^-.-^

[cag]

I'm your new BF cag and I'm going to rip you to pieces. after you take my load down your throat.

u stay away from me

[Dirty Beatle]

Hell raiser was a good horror series

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol ok it was not good at all, pls watch this movie called THE AVERENGERS , now that was a good movie

[Dirty Beatle]

http://i.imgur.com/Oan9no6.jpg]

holy shit its technorat :rofl:

I think he shapes and plucks his eyebrows

[Dirty Beatle]

.... *compares your eyebrows and face*

Wait a minute, is that a pic of you without your make-up on cag?

[Autistic Spectrum]

bhhhaha owned u fucking ulgy raped bitch

[cag]

yep you got me

[Autistic Spectrum]

nasty puta acytion star spits action star

[cag]

#lolugotraped

[cag]

this guy is the worst conversationalist ever and he doesn't laugh at my jokes

[cag]

he won't stop talking about how big his dick his and he sent me a picture of it. its nasty and has ginger pubes

[cag]

do not like

[Autistic Spectrum]

post the picture i wanna check out his junk

[cag]

i dont know why guys send these, im never sitting at my computer bored thinking "boy i sure would like to look at some penises right now"

[cag]

http://imgur.com/4nfCRD

He keeps asking me if I like it and I havent responded since hes kinda tripping out thinking his dick frightened me away

[cag]

oh shit they took it down

[cag]

dis nigga blowing up my damn phone after being randomly cut off.

[Autistic Spectrum]

become his wife

[cag]

He looks like a fucking douche

[steveyos666]

you can't have both it's either big dick or big heart

[cag]

i would much rather choose a big heart over a big dick, big dicks hurt anyways.

[steveyos666]

that's bullshit

[rootbeer]

you can't have both it's either big dick or big heart

my heart is in my penis

[Dirty Beatle]

my heart is in my penisthat's why it's so small

*slaps knee*

[Autistic Spectrum]

worst joke on that post, best joke would have been that's how they both got broken by lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

again this is why the lisa codey cag crew fucking sucks, and ruins everything

[cag]

hey i put a lot of work into this thread

[rootbeer]

that's why it's so small

*slaps knee*
typo, she means huge

[Dirty Beatle]

worst joke on that post, best joke would have been that's how they both got broken by lisa*slaps knee*