sometimes I smack Sherman in the balls

[Dick Whisperer]

and I pretend like it was an accident :mallet:

[cagordon]

IS HIS HAIR PURPLE OR BROWN?

[timmy]

I'm gay

[Autistic Spectrum]

you read all the text messages he sent to lisa right, like a week ago begging her to take him back and how he wanted 2 fuck her in tbutt hole, all unironic love sick bullshit debbie you can do better than this broke dick cheating fag ,, u can get 26 percent of his before taxes paycheck at the child support office debbie,, u can be a rubynet hero

[timmy]

you read all the text messages he sent to lisa right, like a week ago begging her to take him back and how he wanted 2 fuck her in tbutt hole, all unironic love sick bullshit debbie you can do better than this broke dick cheating fag ,, u can get 26 percent of his before taxes paycheck at the child support office debbie,, u can be a rubynet hero

[steveyos666]

we should introduce her to peter

[steveyos YOLO]

I wanna bang rooty's 2 girlfriends so bad...

[timmy]

I wanna bang rooty's 2 girlfriends so bad...

wait in line

[steveyos YOLO]

:n:

[Autistic Spectrum]

never cut in line at a penguin island motel gang bang,, theres rules and order will be kept or all of you fucktarded niggers will have to fuck each other instead of lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

Sometimes your boyfriend texts me telling me he's in love with me and wants to be with me

[steveyos YOLO]

Sometimes your boyfriend texts me telling me he's in love with men and wants to be with me

Which men?

[Autistic Spectrum]

which men

[Autistic Spectrum]

JINX

[Dirty Beatle]

Lmao what a typo

Well that one backfired didn't it?

[Autistic Spectrum]

which guys does he want to fuck hee at rubynet can you at least tell us that :pray: hope it's tim

[Dirty Beatle]

which guys does he want to fuck hee at rubynet can you at least tell us that :pray: hope it's tim

He'd fuck anyone I told him to if he thought he'd get another go at me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa when's the last time he texted you love sick nonsense

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa when's the last time he texted you love sick nonsense

9 days ago before I had to get nasty to get him to stop as polite asking was not doing the trick. He had been doing it for some time.

[steveyos666]

I think he just got sick of you and you drove him back to minecraft

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't belive debbie did not dump him after you posted pictures of all those texts in tiny upside down thumbnails cause u can't work computers

[steveyos666]

she has to do a headstand she's literally upside down when she's standing on the ground

[steveyos666]

its why all austrians are retarded

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

pming vulgar pickup lines to your irl wife rootbeer

[cagordon]

Don't think those texts were real

[cagordon]

it could have been one of her many ice junkys sending those and she changed the contact name to sherman.

[Dirty Beatle]

can't belive debbie did not dump him after you posted pictures of all those texts in tiny upside down thumbnails cause u can't work computers
It'd be a bit rich if she did considering she knew he was with someone else when she started sleazing on him. In fact she waited until he was with someone before doing that. So you know, if she acts like that that is what she can expect when she fucks guys who are in love with someone else (story of her life apparently).

At least she looks like an idiot with her gloating now. She deserved that at least and they both deserve each other so everyone should be happy now.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer's parents money is the root of all terrible things that happen on rubynet

[Dirty Beatle]

it could have been one of her many ice junkys sending those and she changed the contact name to sherman.

Oh you mean the one ice junky I dumped nearly two years ago because he was on drugs and who sent me 200 letters and was calling me when he got out of jail asking if I would be with him if he had $200,000 and to which I replied "No."?

Because I don't know any other ice junkys so you must be talking about him.

Do you think either of you could get a life anytime soon? Thanks losers.

[steveyos666]

boom bap, pow, blast, the hand goes hard against the nut sack, make a nigga hair turn purple

[Autistic Spectrum]

how many ice junkys are there it's veyr hard to keep track lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

Don't think those texts were real

You're a fucking moron.

Ask Sherman yourself you nasty shovel face.

Just because once guys meet you they never want to speak to you again doesn't mean it's like that for the rest of us women sorry,

It's real.

So are the other texts and calls I get from others guys, most of which none of you are privy to, you have been shown a very small part, the tip of the iceberg.

[Dirty Beatle]

how many ice junkys are there it's veyr hard to keep track lisa

Yuck

Only one I know of.

[steveyos666]

ruby's parents money is the root of all terrible things that happen on rubynet

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I'm getting confused by the skeleton avatars and keep going wow dp is turning into a whiny faggot

[cagordon]

They weren't real. You're lying because you your cash cow replaced you with someone who actually cares about him.

[steveyos666]

they could be herself talking to herself by a dd reason too

[cagordon]

debbie is the best thing thats ever happened to rootbeer and if she's still with him, those texts were
obviously fake. She's not that type of lady who would stand for dat shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa is truley historys greatest monster for stealing my avatar

[Autistic Spectrum]

she knows my weakness of not careing enough to change it to somethign else

[cagordon]

Lisa might believe those texts are real, she does have dissocciative order and doesn't know whats real and what isn't.

[steveyos666]

the smack of the hand make the balls say ouch, text a old lady say you miss her dirty couch

[Autistic Spectrum]

debbie is the best thing thats ever happened to rootbeer and if she's still with him, those texts were
obviously fake. She's not that type of lady who would stand for dat shit

it seems like she is cag, really sad stuff always thought really highly of debs before this,,,


i

[cagordon]

don't think so, she smacks sherman in the balls and pretends like its an accident

[cagordon]

wish she'd smack me in the balls :cry:

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[steveyos666]

there goes my balls, bouncin forth a back, momentum keepin up witness the power of a debbie ball slap

[cagordon]

she is about the same size as a califonia black bear, so her ball smacks must be horrificly painful

[cagordon]

I have seen a bear with my own eyes, but god was watching over me that day and it didn't kill me. same goes for when i was stalked by a mountain lion,.

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's only breaking rootbeers dick more, debbie seems like the kind of slut who neeeds a deep dicking at least once a day ,, she's only hurting herself with this bullshit

[cagordon]

i feel bad for the abuse rooty suffered from lisa. :sad:

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't that stupid retard put himself in that sutiation after countless numbers of people from his irl and the interent told him he was making the worset mistake of his life, i wish he died on penguin island , like he desrvered to,

[steveyos666]

I wish I had someone to slap my balls I can't do it to myself because I can't hurt myself I can't even cut myself when this forum says mean things about me

[cagordon]

not everyone listens to the voice of reason when they are being manipulated and verbally tortured by parasitic sociopath

[steveyos666]

he's living my fuciing dream

[cagordon]

I'm a sociopath stever, just thought you should know.

[cagordon]

almost made my roommate kill himself in 2012

[steveyos666]

idk what that even means

[Dirty Beatle]

Lisa might believe those texts are real, she does have dissocciative order and doesn't know whats real and what isn't.
It must be hard for you to believe because every guy who meets you never speaks to you again.

But I get it a lot.

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa is truley historys greatest monster for stealing my avatar

I have to arouse myself somehow, causing you avatar distress is one way

[steveyos666]

even I'm getting sick of cag but she's still better than lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

Cag is literally a retard.

Most women I know have this problem.

Women like cag never get this problem because once they meet her no-one has ever loved her.

[cagordon]

It must be hard for you to believe because every guy who meets you never speaks to you again.

But I get it a lot.

its hard to believe someone deosn't wash her clothes for months and throws those clothes out into the yard

[steveyos666]

I love cag

[Dirty Beatle]

Think about it cag, you're mid 20's, no man has ever loved you, you should probably give steveyos a go, I don't see any other guys sticking their hand up for you. It's your only option.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ahhh shit laying down lisa's ladundry sick burns,,, fuck man can't handel this shit,, way 2 instense for me

[Plug Drugs]

cag is actually a very nice person lisa, and she also isn't fucking insane so she has that going for her

[cagordon]

cag is actually a very nice person lisa, and she also isn't fucking insane so she has that going for her

Tell me more about lisa, I'm very analytical. When youu guys talked on skype, what were the topics and how did she treat you?

[Dirty Beatle]

its hard to believe someone deosn't wash her clothes for months and throws those clothes out into the yard

It happens to most women who aren't a shovel faced dumb cunt cag.

Men fall in love with them.

Just doesn't happen to you is all and there are good reasons for that.

You're embarrassing yourself because everyone knows it's true, Sherman, Debra (who incidentally already knew because she came here asking me about it), me, everyone who saw the texts and has an IQ over 100....

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is actually a very nice person lisa, and she also isn't fucking insane so she has that going for her

all that plug drugs/cag sexy fanfic is gonna come ture,,

[Dirty Beatle]

cag is actually a very nice person lisa, and she also isn't fucking insane so she has that going for her

Wrong on both counts moron.

As if that weren't evident.

[steveyos666]

just fuck me already cag I'm literally better looking than you lisa and pastor Travis combined you would be the lucky one

[cagordon]

cag is actually a very nice person lisa, and she also isn't fucking insane so she has that going for her

in fact, add me on skype and we can get to the bottom of the crazy lisa once and for all. bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig5571

[cagordon]

just fuck me already cag I'm literally better looking than you lisa and pastor Travis combined you would be the lucky one

fine fuck it, i'll fuck you jesus christ

[steveyos666]

I don't think so dude

[Dirty Beatle]

all that plug drugs/cag sexy fanfic is gonna come ture,,
Finally for her

She's been trying to have a go at him for 2 years now, now's her chance!

[steveyos666]

I'm saving myself for when I get married you will not rot my garden

[Autistic Spectrum]

now her chance!

[Autistic Spectrum]

it should be

now's her chance!

[steveyos666]

you will not spoil my spoils ornehastevertrying go talk like bible srfsworfs

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa if your gonna pretend to be me here you are going to have to get your spelling in order

[Dirty Beatle]

Add cag on Skype Michael

She really wants to sit around and talk about a woman she has stalked online for 3 years like the loser shovel faced dyke she is.

[Plug Drugs]

Tell me more about lisa, I'm very analytical. When youu guys talked on skype, what were the topics and how did she treat you?
i don't really remember, it's been a while now.

She had always been kind of insane. a couple nights she got really wasted drunk and just start throwin insults at me out of no where and then the next day she'd apologize.

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa if your gonna pretend to be me here you are going to have to get your spelling in order

Handier system dxjxnnklt c

Better?

Auto correct made some actual words out of that, sorry, that's not like you at all ;p

[cagordon]

its okay pluggy, i won't be mean to you on skype

[steveyos666]

if I fucked cag she'd probably have an orgasm because I would break her tiny hip bones with my giant hip bones when I smashed that

[steveyos666]

we wouldn't even have to get naked

[cagordon]

im never mean to anyone outside oof the forums

[Plug Drugs]

in fact, add me on skype and we can get to the bottom of the crazy lisa once and for all. bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig5571

k

[Dirty Beatle]

i don't really remember, it's been a while now.

She had always been kind of insane. a couple nights she got really wasted drunk and just start throwin insults at me out of no where and then the next day she'd apologize.
Are you retarded?

I don't even drink you dumb fuck.

That was YOU. fucking psycho, it's all over the forum. I literally had to give an account to maks to get you to fuck off.

[cagordon]

if I fucked cag she'd probably have an orgasm because I would break her tiny hip bones with my giant hip bones when I smashed that

FINE STEVEY I"LL FUCK YOU GOD DAMNIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[steveyos666]

I kayaked four times so far and already am staying in the water for over 2 1/2 hours with less than 20 minutes total of not paddling, and I'm not even tired my mom just has to sleep for work, I would be able to fuck for DAYS

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya u won't tho, that;'s the thing about this, stop leading him it makes it even sadder than it allready is

[steveyos666]

I'm so muscle now too I thought I was really full but it turns out I'm literally ripped under this fat now like for real

[Plug Drugs]

[10:41:35 PM] divvabellas5: heyy
[10:41:37 PM] Michael anon: cag?
[10:42:09 PM] divvabellas5: hey thanks for adding me, found your info in the skype member search :) 24/f, you?
[10:42:25 PM] Michael anon: who is this? is this cag?
[10:42:57 PM] divvabellas5: well I'm home for the summer from college, trying to get myself into some trouble ;) lol are you into college girls or cougars?
[10:43:19 PM] Michael anon: ....

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

god dammit lisa change your picture you stupid bitch quit making me have to look left

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

youre gonna get laid plugdrugs

[cagordon]

I'm so muscle now too I thought I was really full but it turns out I'm literally ripped under this fat now like for real

well thats good you can beat up dp when he makes fun of me

[cagordon]

lets go looking for him, he's somewhere near lake ontario, get your scuba gear and your kayak and well look for a dock on the lake. I'll bring my speargun

[steveyos666]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/27/adysaga2.jpg


visible ribcage, no moobs, manliest man on the planet

[Autistic Spectrum]

i own acutal guns tho and want to really murder people form this fourm do u think this is a good plan

[steveyos666]

I got a big scar across my stomach that's why that looks weird

[Autistic Spectrum]

that fucking nipple is horryiffing

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

dp post ur guns itt gunchat jon and cody already posted theirs

[steveyos666]

here comes dp to say really mean things withoutbposrijg pics of hisself

[steveyos666]

your nipples rotted off years ago but how were they pre mortem

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

:brian:

[steveyos666]

I'm glad you don't find me appetizing dp

[Plug Drugs]

this is going to be like the third time i pmed cag asking her to add me on skype, if she doesnt this time i'm just going to feel stupid and never ask again

[cagordon]

i own acutal guns tho and want to really murder people form this fourm do u think this is a good plan

I could just bolt your doors shut, set your house on fire, and shoot you in the head when you break through your window

[cagordon]

i put a lot of thought into killing people, i have to be strategic because i am so small

[steveyos666]

she never added me on skype to this day

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i have lisa on skype she never comes on because of obsessed fucktarded losers tho

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

lisa get on skype i have something importatn to tell you

[steveyos666]

wow add me on skype dude just kidding I only have steam and google hangouts installed

[Dirty Beatle]

i have lisa on skype she never comes on because of obsessed fucktarded losers tho
Lol

I forgot about Skype, been on my iPad all day, will go on now, turn on the real computer

There better be a whole line up of cock waiting for me or else though

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I have never taken a picture of my dick in my life I am not that kind of boy OK internet sluts

[cagordon]

a guy once sent me a weird dick pick, the angle made dude look 2 dimensional with a pop up dick

[cagordon]

it was horrible

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

My brother thought it would be funny to set his phones background as a picture of his dick so ppl would quit asking to use it then one night he went to a gaybar to meet some girl and got shitfaced and lost his phone and for three days till it died every time somebody called his phone a gay bartender would see his dick I called it like 400 times to piss him off

[steveyos666]

MY
HESBANDE
IS DADE

[cagordon]

sorry

[rootbeer]

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