Sticky: OFFICIAL Android P Thread

[steveyos666]

You know what time it is boys. I decided I'm just gonna put my android life on freeze blast until Big L drops.

[Desolation]

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[steveyos666]

I really hope it doesn't take too long, I've already got access to some of it through xposed but I'm not gonna gonna go that route yet but I might depending on how universal the dev build is

[Desolation]

squirt cum then i'll burp cum

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cum tons cums fun

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gargle semen cum between em

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gooey ropes of seed for me to feed

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whiten my teeth with your cock batter

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cum in my hair sperm perm

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shoot semen into my mouth

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shoot your steamy load into my pussy

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drain your nutsack into my buttcrack

[reno]

drain your nutsack into my buttcrack

[Desolation]

wake up kids, we got the creamers disease

[Desolation]

cum classics

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when you jerk you get a cum perk

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a firm licking leads to a mean dicking

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fingerbang my pussy bitch

[reno]

suck fags till i fuck cags

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guzzle my ball gravy maybe

[reno]

shit post till my clits toast

[Desolation]

all you noobs will chew my pubes

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cum til ur numb

[reno]

im gonna fuck some dads, only got 20 condoms in my pocket

[Desolation]

next autumn you can smash my bottom

[Desolation]

mash my autistic cock with a cinderblock

[reno]

"you're a big guy" *smiles* "for you.." -gay porn dialogue lmao

[reno]

this man died of a speedball http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Chris_Farley.jpg lmfao

[Desolation]

Last one to page 2s a rotten egg

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*breaks out text document of cum rhymes*

[reno]

cumming on the street like a cop on his beat

[Desolation]

greet my meat skeet parakeet

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[reno]

birds of a feather... *assfucks a pigeon in times square* :rimshot:

[Desolation]

launched spunk off the top bunk

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first you made me felch, then you watched me belch

[reno]

tucked in tight till im fucked just right

[reno]

wetdreams about osama: the jihad in my pajamas

[Desolation]

your phallus rode first class into my fat ass

[reno]

"9/11 made me cum and thats American"

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use my penis as grizzly bait

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don't hog all the dick cheese, geeez

[reno]

fuck lisa till i owe visa (rootbeer shoutout)

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dont trust the cum crust

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pies packed with rich creamy filling of frosted dog cum

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got my dick sucked during the matinee showing of Grown Ups 2

[Dustin]

got my dick sucked during the matinee showing of Grown Ups 2

[steveyos666]

this man died of a speedball http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Chris_Farley.jpg lmfao

[steveyos666]

cumming on the street like a cop on his beat


your phallus rode first class into my fat ass

[Desolation]

rock on

[steveyos666]

rock hard

[Desolation]

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