these fucking beaners keep trying to catch all the lizards outside my bedroom window with a plastic bag

[Garfield]

ironic?

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Alanis Morisette dated Uncle Joey from Full House.

[Garfield]

are they going to eat these lizards for dinner or are they just trying to watch me masturbate theyre rolling around in the dog poop witha soccer ball too

[F4]

i hope you don't have any outdoor trash cans, cause they'll use them for goal posts and then they'll have a serious fuckin match going