I thought if bum fingerer wanted to be naughty he'd at least give me a joint first

[cagordon]

Well I thought I was going to have to go a week and a half because I don't get paid until Tuesday week but I thought if bum fingerer wanted to be naughty he'd at least give me a joint first because that's the way the booty calls usually work with us, he wouldn't dare call me for one unless he had some pot to share with me. He's kind of hot which is why I've had these occasional booty calls with him for about 2 years now but there is no romantic interest. He has a big dick, like a big thick dick, better than most dicks I've seen, I would not be happy if he tried to put that in there.

[cagordon]

this time, he may finger my bum if he gives me a bigger sack.

[KKKody]

dcagp98

[steveyos666]

why can't I meet a girl that'll finger ME when I give her weed 💑👫👬👭👮👷💁💂👯👰👸🎅👼👱👲👳

[Lisa Battery]

Started trying to figure out how much weed I'd need to finger steveyos bum....

[steveyos666]

I'm the only person you know that does 500 squats a day my ass is amazing I got a porn star ass

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah but I've fingered a bum or two in my time and the smell does not wash off that easily. How long do you need your bum fingered for? Can the bum fingerer wear gloves? How much weed will you give them?

Answer these three

[Lisa Battery]

On request, not just because I felt like I wanted to finger a bum.

[timmy]

Tip rat

[Lisa Battery]

Someone must have called Tim a tip rat recently.

[steveyos666]

I would do a lot of enemas which I do even just when meeting a lady friend for anything as should the female because nobody ever knows for sure when they're getting fingered, and a lot of weed idk the time involved but I want my hole destroyed like tim

[Lisa Battery]

I would do a lot of enemas which I do even just when meeting a lady friend for anything as should the female because nobody ever knows for sure when they're getting fingered, and a lot of weed idk the time involved but I want my hole destroyed like tim
Lol you do a lot of enemas when meeting a lady friend just in case it's your lucky day

[Lisa Battery]

Thanks for the weed steveyos, bend over.

[steveyos666]

:hyper:

[cagordon]

if you give me drugs, you can finger my bum is all im saying. don't bother calling me for fun if you don't have drugs to share. 2 degrees, 200 dollar pillow bitches. im so alpha

[steveyos666]

dude girls don't know how good they got it

[steveyos666]

nobody will ever wanna put anything near me but if I were female I'd only be less attractive to a lot of men after losing all the weight like girls can't lose

[steveyos666]

you can say no and the offer is always there the last time I said no was the first and last time forever